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Zapatta

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lol, where were you working when you were 15-17? Zapatta Zapatta

AM & PM paper routes at 12-14. Work permit at 15. 15-18 summers / week ends carpenter helper / plumbers helper. High school washed dishes week nights. Bought my first truck at 16. 18 apprentice carpenter, 20 apprentice plumber. Did night school community college 19-21 (paid my own tuition). 21 moved to a Uni. to finish last 3 yrs (paid my own tuition). College worked part time in a machine shop and also a composites fabrication company. Right out of college a friend and I started drywall contracting, while I did boat repair on weekends. Started a one man custom fab shop at 25, had 3 employees my 2nd yr.

My resume would give Mike Rowe a hard on.

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at 18 i was doing contract advertising for Xyience and making $100/day doing spam email.

Funny how working on poop pipes and doing mexican labor puts you on such a high horse tho
 
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Zapatta

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at 18 i was doing contract advertising for Xyience and making $100/day doing spam email.

Funny how working on poop pipes and doing mexican labor puts you on such a high horse tho

IF you could afford a house you might find out the crazy money a plumber charges to do something simple. I haven't had to pay a plumber to work on any of the 3 houses I own.
 
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IF you could afford a house you might find out the crazy money a plumber charges to do something simple. I haven't had to pay a plumber to work on any of the 3 houses I own.

i spend 1900 to live in the heart of the city where i dont have to deal with the pleab aspects of living in the burbs.

These soft pillow hands slappin the keyboard will never feel the pain of mexican labor
 
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Zapatta

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i spend 1900 to live in the heart of the city where i dont have to deal with the pleab aspects of living in the burbs.

These soft pillow hands slappin the keyboard will never feel the pain of mexican labor

Have fun paying someone else's mortgage. Your kids will be living high on inheriting your cleaning deposit.
 
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I can't stand when the shits at retail stores ask me if I need help. No I don't asshole, and if I did, I would google my question and get a much better answer than your minimum wage ass could ever provide.

Yesterday at a Safeway I'd never been to I couldn't find pine nuts or pita chips. When I asked for help from 2 people they BOTH asked if I looked in the chip and nut isle. Then said "uhhhhh" for a few seconds while I walked away.

AM & PM paper routes at 12-14. Work permit at 15. 15-18 summers / week ends carpenter helper / plumbers helper. High school washed dishes week nights. Bought my first truck at 16. 18 apprentice carpenter, 20 apprentice plumber. Did night school community college 19-21 (paid my own tuition). 21 moved to a Uni. to finish last 3 yrs (paid my own tuition). College worked part time in a machine shop and also a composites fabrication company. Right out of college a friend and I started drywall contracting, while I did boat repair on weekends. Started a one man custom fab shop at 25, had 3 employees my 2nd yr.

My resume would give Mike Rowe a hard on.

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Confirmed community college graduate. A+. Took you lots of years to finish that tho lol. Tyen went to private school, no can pay-as-you-go. Tldr, Zapatta collar very blue. Tyen collar very white.

IF you could afford a house you might find out the crazy money a plumber charges to do something simple. I haven't had to pay a plumber to work on any of the 3 houses I own.

I know a plumber who works at Intel (best place to work in PDX, hands down) and makes $60,000. ...or is that a lot to you?

Have fun paying someone else's mortgage. Your kids will be living high on inheriting your cleaning deposit.

No one except some millionaire owns our place, ours and the 275 others in these 33 floors. Kids will be living high on inheriting grandparent dollars. Our deposit was $250. The joys of coporate living. Super jelly of the trailers your kids will get handed down to them tho.

*cough* you're Mexican *cough*
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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So useless parents who will never be intelligent enough to save and own a home, but her those kids have rich grandparents.

Yep kids like that are not 100% pure pieces of shit.
 
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Yesterday at a Safeway I'd never been to I couldn't find pine nuts or pita chips. When I asked for help from 2 people they BOTH asked if I looked in the chip and nut isle. Then said "uhhhhh" for a few seconds while I walked away.



Confirmed community college graduate. A+. Took you lots of years to finish that tho lol. Tyen went to private school, no can pay-as-you-go. Tldr, Zapatta collar very blue. Tyen collar very white.



I know a plumber who works at Intel (best place to work in PDX, hands down) and makes $60,000. ...or is that a lot to you?



No one except some millionaire owns our place, ours and the 275 others in these 33 floors. Kids will be living high on inheriting grandparent dollars. Our deposit was $250. The joys of coporate living. Super jelly of the trailers your kids will get handed down to them tho.

*cough* you're Mexican *cough*
You are trash.
 
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Screamfeeder

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Since I no longer allowed to post outside of here due to literal fascist mods, I'll educate you people from exile.


Mocking anyone for holding any job of any type at any point in their life is sad. I don't mean fake Trump SAD! either, I mean really just pathetic.

tyen/trex. Holy fuck you two...Coming hard with all the attitude of people actually living in Malibu/UES but without that actual lifestyle is also pretty sad. No one is impressed. I should know. No one is impressed when I do it and I actually live that life (but it sure does trigger folks when I bring it up). In short, yeah I have to somewhat go with wormie on this. You guys behave like trash.

Zappata. Just because you work a job with your hands doesn't make you some paragon of hard working virtue either. I know plenty of lazy fucks that worked on my families ranch with very similar backgrounds to you. Talking shit about retail jobs, fast food jobs or any job just put's you closer to behaving like the other two up above. I like Mike Rowe but don't try and co-opt his stance on trade jobs to make yourself look cooler. You forget the guy was a host on QVC for years. He is an actor. Remember, no one cares what celebrities have to say.

If you got a job, any job, then good job.
 
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I worked at Taco Bell during high school, and it was fucking awesome. Minimum wage shit pay, but it was a lot of fun because back then almost everyone in fast food was also in high school. Unlike today where almost everyone is a middle-aged Korean lady.

I don't knock anyone for their actual job, because as Scream said, having a fucking job is good enough for me. I even go out of my way to be nice to fast food workers and retail employees if they are nice to me and trying to be helpful. But Jesus Tyen, is there a single job out there that you haven't fucking taken advantage of? I mean, we've all fucked around at places and done things we shouldn't have (I gave friends free food at Taco Bell late at night), but yours sounds like a never-ending litany of not giving a fuck and trying to scam as much as you can out of every single job before you get caught. I hope that isn't still the case? Eventually you have to grow out of that kind of mindset; I'm assuming you have too, but I'm honestly not sure, since it doesn't sound that much different than the way you treat posting on message boards.
 
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Screamfeeder

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how much would I get paid for mopping jizz tho.
You asking MY rate, or the standard rate? Standard rate jizz mopper in Cali makes between $800.00-$1,200.00 a week. This is a 60 hour work week however. Productions do 12 hour shifts (less in pre and post production but you still get the 12 hour pay). Get an IASTE spot in your specific jizz mopping craft(Mop construction/Bucket dressing/jizz accounting) and those numbers go way up.

This is all below the line jizz mopping however. The above the line jizz moppers make the real money.
 
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