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a_skeleton_02

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Mist you really need to put a pillow over your hambeast of a mother's face while she sleeps.

Maybe murder suicide actually...
 
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Mist

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Plot twist, my big raise still doesn't put me above what they're giving new-hires with no experience.
 
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Mist

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One of our new (<90 day) hires didn't show up yesterday, then texted my boss that he'd never come back to this hellhole.
 
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iannis

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really, get that other job that you were talking about a few months ago.

Don't tell them that you're quitting, not even on your last day. Just pee on your chair and leave.
 

Mist

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Oh, I've asked who's dick I have to suck to get more money, in a not-ironic manner.
 
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Mist

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So many people have quit that I asked my boss if one of us pooped on his desk if he could actually fire any of us.

He replied with, "no, but I would get revenge."
 
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Mist

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Careful, you're borderline out of character.
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Mist

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Yeah everybody's cool here, at least on second and third shift, except for the fucks who don't like to work and making fun of them for being useless is still fun.
 

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Mist is a dyke Dilbert, except less funny which is almost impossible.
 
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Mist

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Yeah, it's a bit like Initech or Dilbert, only imagine the VP of Service being a former submariner who took being a submariner as seriously as he takes his scotch.
 
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