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Got into a screaming match with a coworker.

We're both delivery drivers. He got hired on a few months before I did, which in his world means I'm his employee. For the past year I've kept my mouth shut about him nickle and diming me every time we work together. He'd leave me deliveries that were going to the projects because the Kang nogs don't tip, take more than his fair share on every rotation, and lecture me constantly about following the rules (which changed regularly to suit his needs.) Today we go in the order of the tickets' arrival because I suggest grouping them in a sensible fashion. Tomorrow we do them in groups so he can take a bunch all going to the same area while I'm stuck driving all over the fucking city with the leftovers.

Went pretty well. I don't know how a pathological liar's head works but it made it incredibly easy to explain to the manager how and why I was getting fucked over by this guy, because in his genius/desperation to win an argument, he accused me of pulling the shit he does to me. That's fine I guess?

Writing's on the wall. I don't want to work with him anymore, and the manager was pretty unequivocal about the fact that he prefers my work standards over fatso's. Fully intend to weasel up another altercation to get him kicked off his Friday shift permanently.
What is the typical tip that you get from delivering pizzas.
 
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What is the typical tip that you get from delivering pizzas.

I'm more curious about this than I should be. I had an old roommate in his mid-20s who commuted 40 minutes to a pizza delivery gig in a very wealthy neighborhood and ended up making something like 55k/year. Same guy was working the same job full time job for a different chain while in college and barely making ends meet. Tipping is fascinating to me and also fairly shitty, and it sucks there's no way to get out of it in the U.S.
 
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What is the typical tip that you get from delivering pizzas.

Sandwiches. Really depends on the time of month. I get 70 cents per delivery from the store ontop of minimum wage and whatever people feel like giving me. Average tip is probably somewhere around 2.25-2.50, then you have the regulars who habitually give 5-6...and the regulars that give you nothing at all. Factors out to about 20-25 an hour typically, less on really slow days and up to 30 an hour during primetime (Thursday-Friday-Saturday night.) Average is 10$ tip per for catering orders. Gas is pretty much an non-issue and gets covered more or less by the 70 cents per, so it's really not a bad gig in terms of effort vs. income. Our franchise did a pretty good job with store zoning so you're never driving more than 2 miles to get to any one location. Still, you're at the customers' mercy. End of the month its not unusual for me to only go home with 20$ cash in my pocket. Days where I'm only delivering to black people I'm lucky if I'm making 15$ an hour (I recorded deliveries based on skin color over the course of the week on a hunch. Racist, I know. 3/4ths of black people don't tip, period.)

It's a store by store thing. Dominos' delivery drivers make dirt because there's 3-4-5 of them on at any given shift, so you're taking less deliveries per hour. The chinese food place up the street delivers to addresses that are up to 10-15 minutes away, so they're losing out on gas money. The sweet spot is finding a medium-volume store where they only need 2 drivers for the busy shift, but you're taking 5-6 deliveries an hour.
 
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Black History Month
Isn't a month of MLK enough?

Having to force color into everything is fatiguing.

Edit fuck white guilt..
 
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The Ellen Show - or at least the coked up hyper bitches they seem to find to be in the audience.

This show is on before another show I watch where I live so I sometimes catch the tail end of this retarded show when turning on the TV in the evening. The final minutes seem to be the time she usually gives some idiot she's interviewing or the entire audience some shitty prize and the whole damn auditorium goes absolutely apeshit! I'm talking jumping up and down, screaming there lungs out, crying, the whole nine god-damn yards! WTF do they put in these people's water before the show?? Holy shit!
 
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The final minutes seem to be the time she usually gives some idiot she's interviewing or the entire audience some shitty prize and the whole damn auditorium goes absolutely apeshit! I'm talking jumping up and down, screaming there lungs out, crying, the whole nine god-damn yards! WTF do they put in these people's water before the show?? Holy shit!

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Phone plugged in to USB at work all day. Go to take an afternoon shit, phone dies.
 
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People coming to work with a motherfucking fever and highly contagious illness has resulted in me propped up in an exam room waiting for a doc. Don't fucking come into work sick..
We have great benefits and will work with you if you need time off...fuck.
 
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Slackers and losers take sick days! I can easily work from home and yet just the perception of not being in the office when I possibly could have been is sometimes enough to motivate me to come in.

I agree with your notion, it's just really hard not to feel compelled to come into work if you can.
 
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Collaboration is impossible unless you're face to face! That's why all your cubes got moved together!

Except we all just still IM each other instead anyway.
 
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If I'm going to miserable anyway, I might as well be at work/school. When I get sick, I come in and take a sick day later when I'm feeling better.

Just kidding, I don't actually get sick. But I don't let a case of the epizooties keep me from whatever I have to do that day.
 
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We lose billable hours...low productivity by an office full of sick service coordinators can mess with our budget a hell of a lot more than one person staying home for 2 days.
A little sick, ok, I get it. Influenza B...and weird strain not in the vaccine...nope, that shit can kill you. Stay the fuck home.
BTW we can wfh..but it is hard to do when one passes out from coughing violently.

Damn, I am crabby when I am sick. Sorry fellas.
 
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I've been at work sick for 2 weeks and there's this sweet 60 year old lady germophobe 2 cubes down.. it did occur to me that i may kill her but I dont want to burn all my sick time for a cold.
 
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Deathwing

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That's the other problem. Technically, I can make it in, so why use my limited sick days now? I might really need them later!
 
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Raging libtard coworkers man. First time ive ever had to bite my tongue in a workplace setting and had to do it twice.

First is a person coming into my office and being told by a person im already talking to that we are talking about "the apocolypse", no other context. Libtard without hessitation or pause says "yeah that dickhead is going to cause one, probably launch all the nukes". After that proceeds to triple down with more typical stupidity.

Second time was about an hour later;

them "I only get my news from npr, it only tells you the facts and nothing more"
me "ohh? did you hear about what happened in Berkeley yesterday?"
them "oh no, what happened?"
me "......"

a minute later

them "I know he'll probably be 78 or something, but i hope to god in 4 years bernie is running again he would win so easily"
 
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Picasso3

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Raging libtard coworkers man. First time ive ever had to bite my tongue in a workplace setting and had to do it twice.

First is a person coming into my office and being told by a person im already talking to that we are talking about "the apocolypse", no other context. Libtard without hessitation or pause says "yeah that dickhead is going to cause one, probably launch all the nukes". After that proceeds to triple down with more typical stupidity.

Second time was about an hour later;

them "I only get my news from npr, it only tells you the facts and nothing more"
me "ohh? did you hear about what happened in Berkeley yesterday?"
them "oh no, what happened?"
me "......"

a minute later

them "I know he'll probably be 78 or something, but i hope to god in 4 years bernie is running again he would win so easily"

will you step up to protect them one more time?
 
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Shorted myself on sleep today to switch over to a daytime schedule for the next week and just as I'm about to go to bed I get called in to work.

Bonus rustle: I got to drive in freezing rain to get there.
 
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Raging libtard coworkers man. First time ive ever had to bite my tongue in a workplace setting and had to do it twice.

First is a person coming into my office and being told by a person im already talking to that we are talking about "the apocolypse", no other context. Libtard without hessitation or pause says "yeah that dickhead is going to cause one, probably launch all the nukes". After that proceeds to triple down with more typical stupidity.

Second time was about an hour later;

them "I only get my news from npr, it only tells you the facts and nothing more"
me "ohh? did you hear about what happened in Berkeley yesterday?"
them "oh no, what happened?"
me "......"

a minute later

them "I know he'll probably be 78 or something, but i hope to god in 4 years bernie is running again he would win so easily"
NPR has been steadily decreasing to shit tier. They're so Heavy handed now.

Click once, not enough zoom. Click twice, not enough zoom. Click thrice, ALL the zooms.

"White People Problems" - when used to shut down a white.

Hearing song for first time, start to like it, commit to liking it, then it repeats itself into retardation.
 
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Can someone explain to me why the mongoloid parents of the world let their kids walk around stores with tablets?
 
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