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jayrebb

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Hotline bling, shawty wazappenin???????? We outchea boi who want what?

"The-a... the 50-center...the black skin rap chaingold, he said 'I let my gun talk FOR me'.

ha ha, he big deal in USA"

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a girls gotta feel safe. look at him big manning that phone with the traditional beard, AND the draco in his lap (slang for AK-47) you can't go wrong.
 

Gamma Rays

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How about a man with a solid career?

Google search: NYC taxi driver, was a goldmine.

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pharmakos

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the Ipod is a great DHV (demonstrator of higher value) to a potential islams who are just learning how electricity works

dude no D.E.N.N.I.S. system techniques allowed, that shit is too powerful. unfair advantage.
 
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TJT

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Why not go ultimate troll? Self-drawn portrait of our Muslim named "Muhammad"?

Nah bro, you're thinking too small here. Gotta bait them in with the intro and shit. Then ask them if they want to see your artwork.

BAM MOHAMMAD DRAWING PORTFOLIO.
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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Musad / 35 / Male / San Francisco, California, United States | Muslima.com

Is what we have so far. Let me know what edits you want me to make. Wasn't sure what type of Islam we wanted to be.. Sunni? shia?

Also we need better profile pics. We can either be ugly and very rich or attractive and very poor. Can't have both. Someone find me a Muslim male models portfolio I can use.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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The_Black_Log Foler

Stock Pals Senior Vice President
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Lowest age they would let me go
 
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Origin

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Amazing thread/thread idea. Holy fuck, i can't wait for the action to get rolling.
 
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TomServo

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Shouldn't the end goal be to see which profile can get their woman honor killed first?
 
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Gamma Rays

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Lulz at the profile page, good work

Just a small point, you say the guy is 6' 2"

But the guy in the picture doesn't look that tall, it's his head to upper torso ratio. A head that large on a tall guy would be massive. That kind of head to upper torso ratio is more like for a short guy.

I'm guessing though that it's too late to edit that now.

Waiting for muslim nudes . . ie you can see her nose, and perhaps a shapely chin - think of that.

edit: time to delete browser history - "why have you been checking out a muslim dating site??"
 
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Uber Uberest

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ITT we spend months picking apart our catfish profile, declaring we'd never sleep with him. Never talk to a girl.
 
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Destiny's Paw

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Just know about the implications before you start.
Kegkilla and I have taken it upon ourselves to liven up this dullard community a little. We're having a contest, Muslim dating. The way it works is I create a Muslim man's profile based on community input (what the name should be, profile should say, etc). We'll then form teams. Each team will pick a different Muslim woman to interact with. The goal will be to get them to send us a pic without their hijab thing on their face. Whichever team gets the most beautiful woman (voted on by the community) wins the game.

We'll be using Muslima.com unless someone has a better Muslim dating website they can recommend.

What should our Muslim man's name be and what city should he live in? I already have some great ideas for a background - something along the lines of a Saudi immigrant from a wealthy family.

Let the games begin!
 
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