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Burren

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Because they're terrible parents and shouldn't have had kids in the first place (most parents).
 
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Deathwing

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Depends on the age of the kid. You try getting your errands done with a toddler that wants to grab and climb everything.
 
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Hoss

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People always assume I'm going to tip like a xadion. Sometimes it rustles my jimmies, sometimes it tickles my pickle
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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I usually tip $5 for pretty much anything unless it's a bartender who hooks me up regularly or my tab is expensive, then I tip more.

My rustle of the day: Gas station/convenient store that I stop at on my way to work every day is pretty much always just manned by 1 person. Get there today and there is a "back in 5 minutes" sign on door but I time up my trip to work without adding in a 10 minute waiting around period... Couldn't buy my cigs or powerball tickets!
 
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Koushirou

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Switched banks and had run down the previous account I was going to close to a couple dollars on it. Before I got around to checking out the rest, I bought a soda for a buck knowing I had plenty to cover that in the account. Checked the account today to see how much I needed to write a check out for and found that one of those consolidated iTunes charges popped up (because I never know when the fuck those stupid things end up charging, always takes a while). So the first overdrew my account by 50 cents and then the soda charge hit, so now I have $70 in charges for not even $2 over going over. Already budgeted out all my money for this month, with payments for 3 root canals and crowns eating up damn near all of my money and now this. My fault since I'm retarded, but I'm still super rustled.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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i told my customer to leave the dealership (according to my manager) because they were wasting his time and mine as well.

Gave a steep $6000 off the new vehicle (because they were my race) and they came back, telling me they want another $1000 off, and it would put me on their "priority list" if they get it.

I walked to my manager, told them the story, and we fucking luled behind them.

They kept asking me "HOW MUCH HOW MUCH" at least 6 times and I kept nodding "I dunno I dunno could be $15000 for all I know" and they walked out.

Next time they come back, they are gonna get a price increase.
 
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Koushirou

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Double rustle, just read an article that the city school district my BF is getting employed at is going to start having a Black Lives Matter Day (not at all affiliated with the Black Lives Matter movement, of course). Go fuck yourselves. You assholes were happy to finally reach a fucking 48% graduation rate in high schools, still are the worst rate in the entire fucking state and you want to focus on this bullshit? Jesus christ.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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triple rustled:
wasted 2 hours on customers who fucked around and I made no money while other salesguys took buyers and made tons of money.

lesson:
sell used cars.
 
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Aamry

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Switched banks and had run down the previous account I was going to close to a couple dollars on it. Before I got around to checking out the rest, I bought a soda for a buck knowing I had plenty to cover that in the account. Checked the account today to see how much I needed to write a check out for and found that one of those consolidated iTunes charges popped up (because I never know when the fuck those stupid things end up charging, always takes a while). So the first overdrew my account by 50 cents and then the soda charge hit, so now I have $70 in charges for not even $2 over going over. Already budgeted out all my money for this month, with payments for 3 root canals and crowns eating up damn near all of my money and now this. My fault since I'm retarded, but I'm still super rustled.

You know when you close an account, they give you whatever money is in there, right? They don't just throw it away.
 
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Dalien

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Speaking of bank shit, I wanted to buy some shit on PSN yesterday but I don't want to give them my card # because they'll probably just get hacked again. I stopped by a store hoping to get a PSN prepaid card but they didn't have them so I got a $50 prepaid Visa card instead to use.

Turns out to use those prepaid credit cards now you have to sign up on their site and provide personal details like your name, address, phone, SSN, etc. I looked up why all this is required and I guess it's due to the Patriot Act and trying to track people sending money to terrorist groups.

So yeah, I filled it all out so I can use the damn card and now these faggots are spamming me with emails with all these offers to upsell my "account" with them, like they're a goddamn bank (which they probably are). I have like $26 left on this card so I'm going to dump it all tomorrow and cancel my "account" with them. Thanks a lot, terrorists.
 
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Unidin

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Switched banks and had run down the previous account I was going to close to a couple dollars on it. Before I got around to checking out the rest, I bought a soda for a buck knowing I had plenty to cover that in the account. Checked the account today to see how much I needed to write a check out for and found that one of those consolidated iTunes charges popped up (because I never know when the fuck those stupid things end up charging, always takes a while). So the first overdrew my account by 50 cents and then the soda charge hit, so now I have $70 in charges for not even $2 over going over. Already budgeted out all my money for this month, with payments for 3 root canals and crowns eating up damn near all of my money and now this. My fault since I'm retarded, but I'm still super rustled.

Seriously, if you haven't had fees refunded recently, call the bank and ask. I work at a large bank and we'd refund that no problem if you haven't had fees refunded recently.
 
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Wrathcaster

Insomnia, decided to check the forums to see what was up, read old SS: HoF threads. Made it through half of the Ravvenn one, googled her. Morbid curiosity leads to depression. Sadly rustled.


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RobXIII

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I've tried like 4 times now, and I can't seem to disable getting 'watched threads' emails from these forums. Never seems to stick, I'm eleventy billion percent rustled.
 
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