Dating Russians

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Having dated a few I can say that Russian chicks are passionate as fuck if you treat them right. They fully expect you to be the man in the relationship. Sometimes too much.
 
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BrutulTM

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From what I've heard the Russian mail order bride thing doesn't work too well because Russia, while shitty, isn't shitty enough. All these hot blonde chicks think they're going to the US to be some rich dude's fuck doll and live in a mansion but what they don't realize is that American hot chicks are happy to be fuck dolls for rich guys and the only guys who need mail order brides are total losers/social outcasts. They get over here and realize that they are in the land of opportunity but they are eating mayonnaise sandwiches in a Kentucky trailer park and fucking some fat alcoholic that doesn't like to leave the house so they might as well have stayed in Russia.

You need to get your mail order bride from a country that is so shitty that they are just happy to have a roof over their head and food on the table.
 
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BrutulTM said:
From what I've heard the Russian mail order bride thing doesn't work too well because Russia, while shitty, isn't shitty enough. All these hot blonde chicks think they're going to the US to be some rich dude's fuck doll and live in a mansion but what they don't realize is that American hot chicks are happy to be fuck dolls for rich guys and the only guys who need mail order brides are total losers/social outcasts. They get over here and realize that they are in the land of opportunity but they are eating mayonnaise sandwiches in a Kentucky trailer park and fucking some fat alcoholic that doesn't like to leave the house so they might as well have stayed in Russia.

You need to get your mail order bride from a country that is so shitty that they are just happy to have a roof over their head and food on the table.
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So what country did you go with?
 
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I've been on dates with three Russians in my life and they all seemed soulless and empty. Very serious and unemotional.
 
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My boss told me Phillipino is the way to go. He said if he hadn't met his wife, he'd have gone to the Phillipines and picked up a wife, I guess it's a popular thing.
 
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Aamry said:
My boss told me Phillipino is the way to go. He said if he hadn't met his wife, he'd have gone to the Phillipines and picked up a wife, I guess it's a popular thing.
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A friend told me that Phillipino women see Americans as rock stars.
 
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Been dating a Ukrainian girl for awhile now. But she's a high paid tech worker like myself who comes to the USA often. Definitely true on the, "you are the man!" thing though. Which gets fucking annoying when I don't want to do some shit.
 
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I'm sure he will be very good to you.
 
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BrutulTM said:
From what I've heard the Russian mail order bride thing doesn't work too well because Russia, while shitty, isn't shitty enough. All these hot blonde chicks think they're going to the US to be some rich dude's fuck doll and live in a mansion but what they don't realize is that American hot chicks are happy to be fuck dolls for rich guys and the only guys who need mail order brides are total losers/social outcasts. They get over here and realize that they are in the land of opportunity but they are eating mayonnaise sandwiches in a Kentucky trailer park and fucking some fat alcoholic that doesn't like to leave the house so they might as well have stayed in Russia.

You need to get your mail order bride from a country that is so shitty that they are just happy to have a roof over their head and food on the table.
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A work friend back when I was a developer married a chick from Kiev. He lived in like southwest fort worth. She got over here and didn't last a year, said it was a backwater and she wanted to go home. Haha.
 
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Russian ones don't work for the reasons stated above, its true. Known many who did the Asian route - specifically Phillipino - but know that if they do get a job they are sending 50-100% of it back home forever.
 
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My friend may or may not be married to a mail order Russian bride.

She is hot as fuck.

They met through a work friend who had worked in Russia and was dating another Russian chick.

We give him shit for it all the time. His response? "Whatever dude, I was tired of dating dimebag strippers."
 
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Evernothing said:
My friend may or may not be married to a mail order Russian bride.

She is hot as fuck.

They met through a work friend who had worked in Russia and was dating another Russian chick.

We give him shit for it all the time. His response? "Whatever dude, I was tired of dating dimebag strippers."
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I don't know about where you're from but here in TX half the strippers are also russian/ukrainian. I'm not sure what he traded up to there.
 
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