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Feanor

Karazhan Raider
7,766
35,303
Some black kid in fifth grade stole my baseball cap but I got him good the following day when my cousin & I showed up with ninja stars.
 
  • 2Brony
  • 1Worf
  • 1Smuggly
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spronk

FPS noob
22,473
25,378
i once saw nudes of shellie, i wuz slain for a month at least
 
  • 3Brony
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Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
<Nazi Janitors>
28,311
43,092
I'm slain simply being reminded of those.
 
  • 2Brony
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Oldbased

> Than U
27,542
64,631
I was down deep in Subnautica last night when the phone rang. I thought I had hit esc to pause it but I didn't. I died of starvation and lost my seamoth sub and all my goodies.
Does that count as being slain?
 
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Rezz

Mr. Poopybutthole
4,486
3,531
I voted for Gore and Kerry... I think I was slain?

I'm not sure, is this like kids saying that stuff is "lit" or something?
 
  • 2Brony
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Miguex

The lad himself
<Gold Donor>
2,202
1,722
I'm sure I have been on a regular basis throughout my life but honestly I have no idea what slain means.
 
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hodj

Vox Populi Jihadi
<Silver Donator>
31,672
18,377
I'm sure I have been on a regular basis throughout my life but honestly I have no idea what slain means.

To slay something is to kill it.

To have slain something is to kill it in the past.
 
  • 2Hodjing
  • 1Brony
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tyen

EQ in a browser wait time: ____
<Banned>
4,638
5,164
Im addicted to hot sauce. Habanero, Malagueta, and carolina reaper are my favs.

Get really bad cramps and acid shits often.
 
  • 5Picard
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  • 1Solidarity
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Oblio

Utah
<Gold Donor>
11,249
23,994
One time I drowned while playing my Druid in WoW. Does that count?
 
  • 2Brony
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Palum

what Suineg set it to
23,145
32,710
Our guild always struggled to find warlocks. We got a new recruit who seemed decent. Did some heroic dungeons with him and noticed some odd shit like he would move slightly then cast an instant cast spell then move again. If you weren't paying attention you might think he was leet pvp but it was clear he was keyboard turning and something wasn't right. Eventually he started dying to things and I get pissed and I'm like "why the fuck are you keyboard turning you retard?" and he responded "I'm not retarded, I've only got one arm". He logged off, never saw him again and we were down a warlock yet again.
 
  • 2Brony
  • 1Ice Burn
  • 1Garbage
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hodj

Vox Populi Jihadi
<Silver Donator>
31,672
18,377
Our guild always struggled to find warlocks. We got a new recruit who seemed decent. Did some heroic dungeons with him and noticed some odd shit like he would move slightly then cast an instant cast spell then move again. If you weren't paying attention you might think he was leet pvp but it was clear he was keyboard turning and something wasn't right. Eventually he started dying to things and I get pissed and I'm like "why the fuck are you keyboard turning you retard?" and he responded "I'm not retarded, I've only got one arm". He logged off, never saw him again and we were down a warlock yet again.

This is not a fail by any metric.

This is a pure win.
 
  • 2Worf
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  • 1Hodjing
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Bubbles

2022 Asshat Award Winner
<Bronze Donator>
44,382
-29,779
You kids and your lingo. How about you all fuck off and die.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

Gemcutter
<Gold Donor>
9,586
27,410
I camped that stupid griffon for that stupid eye patch for over 50 hours, a couple years later some fucking nerd in china dies from playing some game for over 24 hours straight...

I raughed at his pathetic weakness. RAUGHED HARD and felt no fucking shame.

Never even saw that stupid fucking griffon.
 
  • 2Brony
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Coleslaw

Blackwing Lair Raider
859
1,163
Back in the Kunark/Velious days of EQ I was going around EC tunnel begging

"Hey nice gear! Got anything extra I could have?". After about a hour of begging, I went out to kill asps and I see a dude running by, a necromancer. "Hey man! Nice gear, got anything extra?" He responded with "You just asked me 5 minutes ago, no".
 
  • 2Brony
  • 1Rustled
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j00t

Silver Baronet of the Realm
7,380
7,471
Our guild always struggled to find warlocks. We got a new recruit who seemed decent. Did some heroic dungeons with him and noticed some odd shit like he would move slightly then cast an instant cast spell then move again. If you weren't paying attention you might think he was leet pvp but it was clear he was keyboard turning and something wasn't right. Eventually he started dying to things and I get pissed and I'm like "why the fuck are you keyboard turning you retard?" and he responded "I'm not retarded, I've only got one arm". He logged off, never saw him again and we were down a warlock yet again.

Back in vanilla wow, we found this warrior and since back then tanks were hard to come by, we auto invited him into our guild. He wasnt great by any means, but he was a cool dude so we kept him. He was in high school and talked often about being on the swim team, so he'd miss wow time because he was at swim meets, and whatnot.

Anyway, one day he's tanking maraudon for us and is just taking forever. He's clearly keyboard turning, taking several seconds between each action. Finally the pug yells at him to hold aggro better and the dude simply says, "I only have one arm, doing the best I can."

At which point guild chat blows up. What?? One arm?? Since when?? "Since always. Born with only one arm." What??? But you're on the swim team?? "Yup." Uhhh... Are you any good? "No. I only have one arm. But every once in a while I'll beat someone and I drag them through the coals. 'oh my god you loser, you just swam slower than a kid with one arm!!'"
 
  • 2Worf
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yimmien

Molten Core Raider
877
667
I made an alt on my dad's account and was powerleveling it in lake of ill omen with my guy. I was talking shit in OOC on it, made a jew joke, and got his account banned.

Slain by the authority.
 
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Picasso3

Silver Baronet of the Realm
11,333
5,322
I camped that stupid griffon for that stupid eye patch for over 50 hours, a couple years later some fucking nerd in china dies from playing some game for over 24 hours straight...

I raughed at his pathetic weakness. RAUGHED HARD and felt no fucking shame.

Never even saw that stupid fucking griffon.

stormfeather, eyepatch of plunder.

I killed it while my guildmate was camping it but he was afk and wouldn't answer so i took it, I never told him and felt guilty about it but i shouldn't have.

fuck that guy.
 
  • 2Brony
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