Losing your Job

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Palum

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The alternative is that I just re-create a bunch of them and change them enough that no one would ever be able to prove theyre the same :p

I would just use common sense honestly. Blur/replace sections with proprietary info. Use as much real, functional work as possible. Don't put it in a conspicuous place where it can even become a point of contention.
 

Adebisi

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Picasso3

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Do not wish to answer and change your name to Pat Olajuwan

*disclaimer i did not doxx you to know that your name is not already pat olajuwan, it was an assumption.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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We have been without a graphic designer/artist since ours retired because evidently finding one that can clear up to ts/sci is hard.

Why u canadian bisi? :(
 

Adebisi

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I'm nervous calling myself a graphic designer.

If you want to shop a head on a different body I'm your man
 

BrutulTM

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Just go to the company website, find a picture of the upper management team, photoshop dicks in all of their mouths, and then enclose it with your resume as an example of your skills. This will guarantee you only get jobs in places where they have a sense of humor and/or hate their upper management.
 
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Adebisi

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Had my first interview today that went well I think. They're looking for a couple instructional designers.

I had a good study session on their company and their business goals and worked that shit.
 
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Adebisi

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Guy just called and got my second interview on Wednesday.
 
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Adebisi

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It's a relatively new company that does social knowledge platforms for businesses. They need help working on a foundation of courses that can be sold with their platform.

The only drawback is that it's an hour drive. Which I'm sure some on this board will read it and say "only an hour!?"
 

Oblio

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It's a relatively new company that does social knowledge platforms for businesses. They need help working on a foundation of courses that can be sold with their platform.

The only drawback is that it's an hour drive. Which I'm sure some on this board will read it and say "only an hour!?"
Since you deplore your family look at it like 2 bonus hours away from them!
 

tyen

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Get a tesla, sounds like a good time to spend shitposting while it drives you.

Nawmean
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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It's a relatively new company that does social knowledge platforms for businesses. They need help working on a foundation of courses that can be sold with their platform.

The only drawback is that it's an hour drive. Which I'm sure some on this board will read it and say "only an hour!?"
That's like 20miles here.

Hooe all goes well and you can insert secret beefy curtains into company products