I made the mistake of talking to one of the young guys at work, about the good ole days.
Me: And to think, the first computer I owned had 3.5 kilobytes total memory.
Him: So what does that mean???
I realise that he's never heard of anything computer related that doesn't talk in MB or Gig
Me: What it means is FUCK YOU!!
No I didn't, I went on to try and explain how small a jpg image that would be, basically a thumbnail of avatar sized image, which would have filled the computer.