Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Noodleface

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ogod, ogod.

Tie him up then crap on his face. Then leave and don't untie him.

Eat a lot of oatmeal and jalapenos.

Ok, so obviously this will be a one time thing. A once in a LIFETIME thing! But c'mon, when you go to Jesus you can tell him, "Lord. Lord, this one time I tied a guy up and crapped right on his face".

Then he'll laugh and give you the buddy thumbs up and be like, "Yeah. He's in hell. It's cool."
Kill em with kindness or kill em with turds
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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He said he like's 'em mean.

Motherfucker probably trying to top from the bottom.
SO, he may have known me as the VERY naive, very sheltered, super good catholic school girl I was...he was younger than me but we were in Spanish class together as kids....this grown up Tracy has him curious. Texts today indicate such. Good, a little mystery to sweeten the pot.
Based on some of the stuff I have been weeding through, I think I am along switch lines...so I may choose to top from the bottom too and vice versa. OH gosh sex is fun again! YAY me!
 
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Hatorade

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Mean is far too vague, that can be anything from passionate chocking to shit like ride him while calling his dick too small to make you cum.

He really end that conversation on a cliffhanger? What a douche, next time he tries that bullshit tell him this isn't prime time TV and make him answer the question.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Then piss on him. Have sex. Use your hair to mop it all up.

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Noodleface

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Well remember last week how my wife got all pissy that I wouldn't lecture her brother? I solved it this week by uninviting everyone on Saturdays. Worked out pretty good, just relaxed with the wife.
 
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Noodleface

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She said something like "wouldn't you want to cancel next week instead because we're going out?" I said nah because I was cancelling that one too
 
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Zaara

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Well all the signs are there.

-Doesn't offer up specifics when asked
-Uses the word 'mean' to describe the behavior he likes
-Doesn't immediately jump on telling about gear/stuff he has around his place, possibly out of latent embarassment

Whatever it is, it's probably got to do with emasculation.

Granted, there's guys that will hedge their bets on telling too much about their kinks to a female buddy, especially if its especially weird off-label shit...And if its early in the relationship. He might think something as simple as bondage/fem dom is too subversive to be shared unless its with someone he's absolutely sure is down with it.
 
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a_skeleton_03

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Well all the signs are there.

-Doesn't offer up specifics when asked
-Uses the word 'mean' to describe the behavior he likes
-Doesn't immediately jump on telling about gear/stuff he has around his place, possibly out of latent embarassment

Whatever it is, it's probably got to do with emasculation.

Granted, sexually, there's guys that will hedge their bets on telling too much about their kinks to a female buddy, especially if its especially weird off-label shit. He might think something as simple as bondage/fem dom is too subversive to be shared unless its with someone he's absolutely sure is down with it.
He needs some piss.

 
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Zaara

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Ms. Gravy's next post is about how he takes her by the hand to the kitchen sundry cabinet and pulls out a funnel

:(
 
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Noodleface

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I told my wife to cut the shit because she's driving me insane. She said she would.. at least she recognized that she's insane right now. Counting down the days til my 2nd son ploops out of her vag
 
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