Cruises: Good Value Vacation or White Trash Rafts?

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Sentagur

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Who the fuck is Ja Rule?
How $10k for a show in the Bahamas could possibly represent good value? Flying there is like $200.
Some random 25 yo running a multi million dollar project?
Blink 182 are still alive?
Many people believe Kendal Jenner's opinion matters?
Some think a tent is secure enough to store their phone and passport in them?
What the hell is going on?

Its what happens when kids grow up in safe spaces and then get smacked in the face by the fact the world outside doesnt actually have any.
 
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Abefroman

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Who the fuck is Ja Rule?
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Running your scam actually in the Bahamas is some clever shit. You just dump all the cash you skimmed serving cheese sandwiches in Haiti tents right into an offshore account and then begin your new live as a citizen of somewhere the fuck else.
 
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Chukzombi

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i wonder if this ja rule person got his cut? if so its going to be a fun lawsuit.
 
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I used to think that today people are smarter than the people who used to blood let for colds, burn witches at the stake etc. but now im not so sure in this day and age.
 
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If you could go back in time before the Constitution was written and show a video of the United States today, how different do you think shit would be?
 
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I think we all know the answer is yes. The last two days this has been blowing up on social media. Ja Rule wanted to make a new music festival, Fyre Festival, which would take place in the Bahamas and tickets would be $12k - 250k (yatch, heli, etc in the top tiers).

So he starts it up. Hires a 25 year old dude to run it. Predictably, everything falls apart and the private chartered flights are really just 737 jets, luxury accomodations are emergency shelter tents taken from Haiti disaster relief, and luxury customized meals are this

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I mean scammers have been around my entire life, so no big deal. But millenials seem to take this to a whole nother level of stupid. They got THOUSANDS of them to sign up to go to this festival, based on Instagram / twitter "celebs", and took in millions of dollars. They signed up Blink 182 (huh?), Major Lazer, and a few other bands. And promptly didn't pay any of them.

They did pay Kendal Jenner $250k to shill this on her instagram, which she has since deleted but apparently that caused thousands of retarded millenials to buy $10k tickets.

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Ja Rule declaring this will be the best thing ever 2 weeks ago:

Insider saying absolutely nothing was done 30 days ago and most people got fired soon after:
I Worked at Fyre Festival. It Was Always Going to Be a Disaster.

The 25 year old organizer, who also has an "elite club" in NYC for which members pay like $10k/year and apparently get nothing:
Fyre Festival’s 25-year-old organizer: “This is the worst day of my life”



If shit goes down, will millenials be able to actually survive anything stronger than their phone battery dying?
the tickets didn't cost $12k. you dumb fuck baby boomers are hooked on your fake news.
 
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Oldbased

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Theres no way it happens next year, their brand is destroyed.
Well it will be completely free for all to attend so chances are it happens, especially given it will be on a US beach so people are not stranded on a island with dirt floors as beds.
 
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Confirmed triggered by the phrases "Who is Ja Rule" and "Fuckn Millennials"
 
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