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Dude my entire teen years are filled with dominating everyone on ultime online. Everyone. Dude I could tell you stories for a week straight about how I deceived plots to steal people's shit...Best game in history. So proud that was part of my childhood
Hey, I turned out a respectable human being , okay.
I fix people's teeth for free, often, because of how bad I feel about abusing people as a teen in ultima online. Lake Superior, and all free servers since. IPY and uoredemption....God me and buddies dominated sitting in our castle killing everyone....

Funny story.... On uoredemption..Classic 1999 ruleset. I had a castle, plants were rare...I farmed plant buckets (whatever they are called) and tons of rare seeds. At one point I had my entire castle filled with plant buckets growing rare shit....My RL (also dentist buddy) would log in to water them. I'd log in, only to hear the sound of plants being watered, but couldn't locate my buddy as he was deep in the newly grown forest in my castle...Watering the shit like clockwork....LOL..

We would both go out with tamers, double dragons, hit PVP hot spots and just wreck people. I know it's cheap, to back it up, I'd kill anyone 1v1 with my mages anyways.

Our tamers had:
100 taming
100 magic resist
100 Magery
100 vet
100 med
100 wrestling
100 healing

Our (multiple) mages (all had binded runebooks) :
100 Magery
100 eval
100 magic resist
100 meditation
100 swords
100 wrestling
100 tactics

Sometimes I would die, click over to other client, recall right in to same rune spot, kill the guy looting me and recover all loot and spam lols at his ghost.

I'd have like 4 7x mage clients open at all times for backup.

God I'd give up my entire life to go back to those PVP battles.

Still have days left I could talk about. This is just the tip, and I'm pushing it in your anus.
 
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