He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.Three seashells, right?
Hows this work for pubic hair in general?
A quick google search on how "flushable" wet wipes are causing millions in damages...Are Wet Wipes Wrecking the World's Sewers?
Miami-Dade’s sewage system declares flushable wipes the enemy
'Flushable' wipes can cost thousands to fix clogged pipes
Also, do you guys wipe towards the balls or away from them?
Towards, but you gotta do a twist of the wrist towards the end so you're not just smearing shit all over your scrotum.
Never wipe towards, always away.
Squirting water on your asshole sure sounds gay.
Is it warm water? Does it feel like your boyfriend is cumming in you?
Fags.
Squirting water on your asshole sure sounds gay.
Is it warm water? Does it feel like your boyfriend is cumming on you?
Fags.
FTFY. :]
Not like the lot of you savage butt pirates must be, hoping your next mate will go digging for treasure and come back with a shit nugget you missed on your last booty plunder with your archaic plebian papyrus rolls your using to scrub your porthole with!
You disgusting brutes have a bidet at home right?
Get the one with hot water, you feel fucking clean as shit. That one also has the woman setting, not for her pee, but when shes on the rag, cleans out all that built up blood.
I've never did any plumbing in my life and while it probably took me 30min longer to install than a guy who has used a monkey wrench, it was still easy, no leaks (i put paper underneath, and all is dry)
Of course this is only for a at home solution, but it's still better than using fucking baby wipes at home and stinking up your trash or fucking up your septic tank cuz you think it's ok to flush the nasty ass wipes.
Bidet at home, wipes at work, go ahead and fuck up those pipes.