Guys with ass-hair problems.

a_skeleton_01

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a_skeleton_01

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Never wipe towards, always away.

This doesn't work so hot if your ass crack hair is as unforgivable as mine. I end up doing what some other posters here do and go for 2 or 3 regular wipes followed by a baby wipe. I don't flush the wipe though. My plumber friend went on a very convincing 15 minute diatribe about wet wipes, Q-tips and condoms. I have too much respect for the profession to flush those things now.
 

Lanx

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You disgusting brutes have a bidet at home right?

Get the one with hot water, you feel fucking clean as shit. That one also has the woman setting, not for her pee, but when shes on the rag, cleans out all that built up blood.

I've never did any plumbing in my life and while it probably took me 30min longer to install than a guy who has used a monkey wrench, it was still easy, no leaks (i put paper underneath, and all is dry)

Of course this is only for a at home solution, but it's still better than using fucking baby wipes at home and stinking up your trash or fucking up your septic tank cuz you think it's ok to flush the nasty ass wipes.

Bidet at home, wipes at work, go ahead and fuck up those pipes.
 
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Voyce

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Seriously, you people are nasty, to think I'm shaking your hands, buy a damn bidet, whatever fucking kind. You are a subhuman if you don't own one at this point.
 

lurkingdirk

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I just keep my pressure washer in the bathroom to take care of business. Does that make me better than subhuman?
 
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iannis

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Squirting water on your asshole sure sounds gay.

Is it warm water? Does it feel like your boyfriend is cumming on you?

Fags.
 
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Destiny's Paw

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In grade school, to see a rug was exciting. How things have changed when we started normalizing the act of going down there. No mood changer worse than that hair transfer.
 

Voyce

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Squirting water on your asshole sure sounds gay.

Is it warm water? Does it feel like your boyfriend is cumming on you?

Fags.


At least Kuriin probably keeps his anus squeaky clean like a gentleman!

Not like the lot of you savage butt pirates must be, hoping your next mate will go digging for treasure and come back with a shit nugget you missed on your last booty plunder with your archaic plebian papyrus rolls your using to scrub your porthole with! You must be pretty closeted, to be so scared that proper hygiene will turn you homosexual!
 
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lurkingdirk

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Not like the lot of you savage butt pirates must be, hoping your next mate will go digging for treasure and come back with a shit nugget you missed on your last booty plunder with your archaic plebian papyrus rolls your using to scrub your porthole with!

This sentence reads like poetry. Your eloquence made me shed a tear.
 
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Frenzied Wombat

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You disgusting brutes have a bidet at home right?

Get the one with hot water, you feel fucking clean as shit. That one also has the woman setting, not for her pee, but when shes on the rag, cleans out all that built up blood.

I've never did any plumbing in my life and while it probably took me 30min longer to install than a guy who has used a monkey wrench, it was still easy, no leaks (i put paper underneath, and all is dry)

Of course this is only for a at home solution, but it's still better than using fucking baby wipes at home and stinking up your trash or fucking up your septic tank cuz you think it's ok to flush the nasty ass wipes.

Bidet at home, wipes at work, go ahead and fuck up those pipes.

This. I've been through this before in the product review thread, but get a Toto bidet. I have two and they're the best purchase I've ever made.