Poll When you go food shopping do you the pick the checkout isle with the cutest jailbait?

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When you go food shopping do you the pick the checkout isle with the cutest jailbait?


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yerm

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When you go forum posting do you the retarded the naming with the thread title?
 
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Melvin

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Also: the last poll option is stupid. Dudes can run cash registers and fags can be into jailbait too.
 

Vaclav

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I shop too damn often - ain't got no time to see who or what is at the end of the line - quickest line wins, don't care who I'm checked out by. (Plus with Publix half the time it's a young girl with an older lady or guy helping anyhow - since they always pair cashiers with baggers whenever possible)
 
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Haus

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With this said... I've started really appreciating the Sam's Scan and Go thing where I just scan UPC codes and click "buy" and walk out the door, showing whatever octogenarian is at the door my phone as a receipt.
 

Rangoth

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I will, literally, do anything not illegal to be near sexy teens. Especially if they happen to look like Selena Gomez. /thread off
 
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k^M

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Where's the option to fuck social activity, self checkout?
 
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iannis

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If i'm in a hurry though you go with the babysitter.

That 30-40 year old woman who's up there to run herd on them. She'll get you out the door.
 

ohkcrlho

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How about....i will choose the checkout with less people waiting so i waste less time in food shopping.
 
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Picasso3

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At Kroger all the cashiers are retarded so i just wait and talk to them in the politics thread when i get home.
 
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iannis

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Hey! I might have tits but I don't work at the grocery store.

Fuckin fancy ass Kroger. You're one of those upscale rednecks huh. Just too good to go to food lion and support honest, hard working americans.
 
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Picasso3

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Kroger has the only employees that come by their government subsidies honestly.

Food lion it's someone putting in their two days until they can throw their back out.
 

Aaron

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Once upon a time you could practically only find jailbait working the register in most stores near me. Then the economy took a slump and you started to see a few boys now and then, and now you often see older people. Jimmies rustled! :(
 
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Soygen

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Publix usually has older people at the registers these days, so I just go jerk off in the produce section. There's just something about heads of cabbage all stacked up.
 
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kegkilla

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Where's the option to fuck social activity, self checkout?
option 3

I can't imagine what kind of sick individual would want to stand there scanning and bagging their own groceries when you have the option to have a supple young lass do it for no additional cost. I would probably pay extra for that service.
 
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kegkilla

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all ya'll Wakandans with the complaining about lack of 16 year old babes at the checkout isle need to start shopping at Wegmans
 
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