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Tried these new Heat Waves.

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8/10.

Cool Ranch then spicy. Similar to VR. You know their on to something and someday it'll blow your god damn mind(taste buds).

Flavor explosion is almost there. The ranch flavor hits your taste buds but not strong enough. The heat comes on a little bit later like creeper bud.

Damn fine chips.

No Tapitio, Nacho, Wasabi, or Sweeet Chilli Dorito flavor god tier though.

Almost.... though.
 
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pharmakos

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if you page a wage that only a retard would accept, you're gonna have nothing but retards working there. end of story.
 

Sludig

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Do you really want to turn this political? Plenty of work - including factory work - something that was decidely a "career choice" (in fact for most of those most prosperous years of the US it was the primary career) has been largely staffed by minimum wage work for most of the years. (Although post-unionizing many of them did get pretty decent - but they were considered a valid career choice previous to unionizing even) - in the first half of the 20th century people would raise families and own homes on a SINGLE minimum wage job.

And considering how sparse jobs are in some areas, pick and choosing what's a "valid career choice" is a laughable argument - unless we're going to start paying to help people relocate or reeducate (which I'd wager would be costly - and quite possibly cause a lack of service industry employees that our economy is largely driven by - which would in turn cause them to have to increase wages to fight for a scarcity of employees).

Fuck, if you even look at the costs to most of these fast food businesses, payroll is like 20-30% of their actual overhead at most. As a consumer assuming they wouldn't tighten up hours a bit in response that means your $5 burger meal goes to around $6.

So much angst over trying to save a buck or so a day. (And before the "wah-wah inflation" argument, you might want to look at the actual evidence on how minimum wage and inflation has functioned in reality - which really shouldn't be shocking since it just disperses existing income, it doesn't actually create any - same pool of money with more people using it just creates more economic movement, doesn't increase the size of the pond - the NJ/NY study was really telling, and by the end of next year should have an update as well I'd imagine)

And before you start weighing in with "people don't do a better job with more pay" argument - yes they do - I've seen it firsthand in my own hiring back in my HR days. People that would come to my employer (who paid well in excess of minimum wage for "untrained" tier employees - I was allowed to start people at $11/hr without a HS diploma/GED ten years ago) working two jobs because they felt they still needed it, got their first raise or two started making enough to drop their second job and suddenly are seeing all their metrics increase drastically overnight, I can even recall multiple cases of someone doubling their metrics once they weren't burning the candle at both ends anymore. Sick and tired employees by nature do shitty work. As do employees that are using their brainpower to juggle two or three sets of company policies and procedures.

Additionally - right now welfare and disability pay people nearly the same amount FOR DOING NOTHING that they can earn doing minimum wage work - doesn't it make a modicum of sense that the people that aren't leeching off the tax payer teat see a substantially more comfortable life than those that are being taken care of via Federal dollars?

TL;DR - You're wrong historically, you're wrong logically, and unless you just expect to throw people to the wolves like some third world country - other solutions likely involve money that will impact your bottom-line far worse. Period. (And no, I don't do anywhere near minimum wage work - this wouldn't impact me in the slightest, except perhaps negatively, since I work in hiring people, some of which are factory level work that might consider $15 fast food over factory assembly with a slight danger level for a little bit more - before you even consider that nonsense)


umad lol

Must still be salty after last time you parachuted into politics and got btfo.
 
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Sludig

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Tried these new Heat Waves.

chipocreamdoritos-01.jpg




8/10.

Cool Ranch then spicy. Similar to VR. You know their on to something and someday it'll blow your god damn mind(taste buds).

Flavor explosion is almost there. The ranch flavor hits your taste buds but not strong enough. The heat comes on a little bit later like creeper bud.

Damn fine chips.

No Tapitio, Nacho, Wasabi, or Sweeet Chilli Dorito flavor god tier though.

Almost.... though.

Oh sure contradict mccheese leaving me on the fence about bothering. If nothing else I should stay away because the last thing I need is finding another carb snack I'm in love with.




PS, wasn't it here I read something about them dumping the coke zero and other 0 cal lines for a new one? Anyone heard anything?
 

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Like type out letters? I've sent emails to a number of HQs about shoddy service/product during certain hours ect ect in hopes of them getting the franchise owner to improve. I haven't gotten shit back as far as compensation.

That's crazy.

I once got into a fight with this dumb bitch at a McDonald's drive thru window and got so mad I ended up throwing the food back at them. A few days later the owner tracked me down through my credit card sale, apologized and gave me 200 dollars in free meal vouchers.

It was over their refusal to give me Honey Mustard with my breakfast items, because it was a dinner item condiment. They wanted me to pay for them.
 
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kegkilla

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Tried these new Heat Waves.

chipocreamdoritos-01.jpg




8/10.

Cool Ranch then spicy. Similar to VR. You know their on to something and someday it'll blow your god damn mind(taste buds).

Flavor explosion is almost there. The ranch flavor hits your taste buds but not strong enough. The heat comes on a little bit later like creeper bud.

Damn fine chips.

No Tapitio, Nacho, Wasabi, or Sweeet Chilli Dorito flavor god tier though.

Almost.... though.
best Doritos flavor of all time was the Pizza Hut ones
 

McCheese

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Tried these new Heat Waves.

chipocreamdoritos-01.jpg




8/10.

Cool Ranch then spicy. Similar to VR. You know their on to something and someday it'll blow your god damn mind(taste buds).

Flavor explosion is almost there. The ranch flavor hits your taste buds but not strong enough. The heat comes on a little bit later like creeper bud.

Damn fine chips.

No Tapitio, Nacho, Wasabi, or Sweeet Chilli Dorito flavor god tier though.

Almost.... though.

These were terrible chips. The other heatwave flavor was also bad, although I think better than these chip abortions.

Doritos set themselves up for failure by making the ultimate chip with their standard Nacho Cheese flavor. Anything else they put out is judged against that, and it inevitably fails to live up.
 

kegkilla

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These were terrible chips.

Doritos set themselves up for failure by making the ultimate chip with their standard Nacho Cheese flavor. Anything else they put out is judged against that, and it inevitably fails to live up.
Cooler Ranch > Nacho Cheese
 
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McCheese

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On the topic of shitty fast food workers, McDonald's is on the right track. Just automate the entire thing so I can order from a kiosk and have my shitty burger assembled by robots car-factory assembly line style. The less human interaction in my daily life, the better.
 
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Alex

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On the topic of shitty fast food workers, McDonald's is on the right track. Just automate the entire thing so I can order from a kiosk and have my shitty burger assembled by robots car-factory assembly line style. The less human interaction in my daily life, the better.

Yeah I dig that overhaul McD's is putting all their stores through.
 

McCheese

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Cooler Ranch was the name back in my hayday of gorging on Doritos

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Yeah I know it is the former name, but I'm curious if they changed the taste/recipe along with the name. They've always been terrible so i wouldn't know because I don't subject myself to that shitty flavor.

In the world there are Nacho Cheese people and Cool Ranch people. Cool Ranch people are faggots.
 
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Void

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That's crazy.

I once got into a fight with this dumb bitch at a McDonald's drive thru window and got so mad I ended up throwing the food back at them. A few days later the owner tracked me down through my credit card sale, apologized and gave me 200 dollars in free meal vouchers.

It was over their refusal to give me Honey Mustard with my breakfast items, because it was a dinner item condiment. They wanted me to pay for them.
I dunno man, I don't know if I really agree with your reaction there, regardless of the rules. But, I wasn't there so who knows. All the McDonald's around here have signs that say extra condiments or sauces (can't remember the exact phrasing) cost extra. Pretty sure your situation would fall under that purview. Maybe you're the reason all those signs are up!

I've made the occasional complaint, but I've sent in several "praise" comments as well when someone went above and beyond. Or phrased it in such a way that it was both. For example, this one fucking McDonald's that was definitely "lovin' it" (black), not a single person in the drive through ever gave a fuck, until this one guy that I saw a couple times over the months. Couldn't have been more than 20 or so, and if he weren't in a uniform I'd honestly have thought he was about to murder me, so perhaps my relief that he was working there instead of in a gang tinted my view a little, but he was always super nice and would check the bag to make sure the items were correct as he handed it to me. And though this point will seem silly I'm sure you've all had it happen; I get tired of the fucking drink cup dripping shit all down the side and into my cupholder, so when this guy started to hand it to me he noticed it was drippy and told me to hold on, got a couple napkins, and wiped that shit off. Pretty fucking simple and common sense right? Not a single other employee had ever done it, and I'd always have to ask for napkins to wipe it off, which earned me looks like what is the white boy bothering me about? But he wiped it off. So I made a point of getting his name and sent an email in praising him and that move in particular. While backhandedly slamming them for doing it wrong countless times of course. The owner of that store didn't give a fuck, which explains the employees, but corporate sent me a bunch of free coupons and said they'd make sure that employee got a commendation or something. I'm sure it didn't get to him, or if it did it didn't matter any, but still, maybe he actually became manager or some shit one day. Or got a job at In 'n' Out!

I actually try to compliment good service at least as much as I complain about bad service. I'm pretty sure the vast majority of customer feedback in almost all industries is negative, so they tend to react excessively when you give a compliment. I've received plenty of free shit just for doing that. (And that's not the reason I do it either.)
 
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Void is a good human being. I almost never complain about service stuff, but I also almost never compliment it when it's good.

One time I ordered a coffee at McDonald's and there was a little drop of coffee on top of the lid. I licked it off, but quickly realized it wasn't coffee but (I hope) weird tasting sticky syrup. I don't lick drops off lids anymore.
 
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Yeah I know it is the former name, but I'm curious if they changed the taste/recipe along with the name. They've always been terrible so i wouldn't know because I don't subject myself to that shitty flavor.

In the world there are Nacho Cheese people and Cool Ranch people. Cool Ranch people are faggots.


I love Nacho Cheese but come on the Wasabi limited edition and Tapatio rule.


Also I sometimes dip my Nacho Cheese Doritos into Frito Lay Bean dip and wash it down with Dew.
 

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Void is a good human being. I almost never complain about service stuff, but I also almost never compliment it when it's good.

One time I ordered a coffee at McDonald's and there was a little drop of coffee on top of the lid. I licked it off, but quickly realized it wasn't coffee but (I hope) weird tasting sticky syrup. I don't lick drops off lids anymore.
When I was a kid, I found the cut off corner of a packet on my kitchen counter. It had a white powder in it and I thought it was some cake mix or powdered sugar. I licked it and it ended being the pouch for one of those huge chlorine tablets for those things that float around in a pool. It didn't taste good. I no longer licked site unseen.
 
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Vaclav

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umad lol

Must still be salty after last time you parachuted into politics and got btfo.

I stopped in politics because I got busy and it was too boring playing catch-up on 20-30 pages at a time because people post there too quickly. Committing an hour to actually be up to date on what the discussions were ain't doable for my lifestyle anymore. (similarly my lifestyle in gaming has turned into stuff I can play in 15-20 min chunks not hours at a time now)

Only salt involved here is what goes into my diet via Fast Food or my cooking. Unless you're talking about EQ - I did have a tendency to get salty over there about people being dicks for no good reason and/or not sticking to their word. But that's part of why I bowed out of this TLP in addition to not having the time to commit.