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Hekotat

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Work nights are brutal for me, I go to bed really early.

That burrito was awesome though.
 
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jeydax

Death and Taxes
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I think we need to find a place for Heko. Call it "Heko's wHore House". :D
 
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Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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I did for a couple games with you in it I think. After you left though I started sucking wind. I remember hitting a guy behind a rock while Jeydax was driving his motorcycle in a circle (lol). I swear I hit the guy about 5 times, he didn't die though ;( I died shortly after.

So what this means is we must play tonight until you feel the need to get another burrito and never return :(

Edit: Wonder if they nerfed Jeydax Junction. When we went to Utnayan's Pet Shop, (due east) I found 2 4x scopes, 1 2x scope, a holosight, and a bunch of guns.
The other night, I can't remember where on the map, but I ended up with 3 4x scopes for my squad. I want to say it was the tiny little shit houses near Villa (north of crater, dunno if that's what everyone else calls it).
 
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Muurloen

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The other night, I can't remember where on the map, but I ended up with 3 4x scopes for my squad. I want to say it was the tiny little shit houses near Villa (north of crater, dunno if that's what everyone else calls it).
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I've, and others, have always called it mansion. First time I've heard, and seen, it called villa.
 

Gravel

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But...your map you just posted says villa. WTF?

And actually, I think I remember it actually being that tiny little town NW of Polyana. There's only like 6 or 7 buildings there and I found 3 scopes.
 

jeydax

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I normally call it mansion, too, but I swear I remember one of the dude's at Bluehole calling it villa. Tomato tomawto.
 

Hekotat

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The sunset map looks so good I don't want to play the normal mode.
 
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Cybsled

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It seems like as of late I keep getting shot in the back by people in the blue field. And not even the wussy blue field, I'm talking one of the last blue fields that hurts like a mofo and given the distance, they wouldn't survive. Can't tell if legit or something fishy is going on, because they always seem to have Chinese names.
 

Cybsled

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They need to turn off friendly fire for zombies. Every game I join, half the shitbag zombies just kill the other zombies
 

Hekotat

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I had a weird issue last night where a guy shooting me point blank in the face didn't render until after I died. It was frustrating.
 
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Utnayan

I Love Utnayan he’s awesome
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I had an issue where I panicked while Muur was down, and a guy was shooting at me who was behind his vehicle. I shot at and blew up the car on purpose to kill the enemy because he was behind it... It worked. The car exploded and the dude died. Then I heard cheers. Loud cheers. Which brought me back to the Metrodome days and my head was filled with delusions of Granduer. Then I ran to rescue Muur, who happened to be right next to a supply crate, and was almost dead. I hit F to revive, it opened up the crate, and he died. He then said TURN AROUND and I didn't have my gun out (Not sure how) and I was shot and panicked. And then I died. Game over.

Then I blamed it on the lag so I didn't look stupid.

PUBG Confessions by Utnayan.

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Muurloen

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I need to get better at giving more specific directions when I am spectating someone after death. Not sure to go with o'clocks or turn X degrees.