Whats rustling your jimmies?

Zhavric

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Whenever I'm feeling down on myself, I just remember. I'm somebodies fetish. Seriously, there are 20 yr old chicks out there who dig older guys who look like you.

Appreciate it, man. I do. But yeah. Its hard.
 
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Zhavric

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On a slightly less self loathing note: religion rustles my jimmies. Because if someone invented a way to download your brain into a computer today so you could live forever, by tomorrow some fucking brainwashed piece of white trash would be trying to get it banned.
 
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yimmien

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My gas bill is 3x higher at my new house in summer, only running a water heater at the old and new. I call to ask what is going on with the last 3 bills, since it doesn't seem like a newer water heater would use 3x as much gas. I am told last month they didn't actually read the meter and it was just an estimate. This month they did read the meter, which she says shows 2 months of usage. So they are charging me 2 months usage this month, the estimated usage amount last month, and who knows where they got the number the month before. They act like this is completely normal and tell me to take a picture of my meter and they will somehow fix it that way.

Why the hell can't they just split this months usage in half and that be the bill for last month/this month and refund me the difference? Why the hell are they even charging on estimated months if they are going to get that usage anyway the next month when they aren't too lazy to come read the meter?
 
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lurkingdirk

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You can demand they never do estimates. I had to do that. They estimated more than double the usage for a couple months, it was bonkers. Now I have a guaranteed reading every month, and I'm only charged for actual usage. But, yeah, once the actual reading was done, they should have adjusted for actual usage. It's not legal for them to charge you for more than you used.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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My manager wants me to be his bitch forever while the owner wants me to run a new dealership in 5 years down the line. Conflicting times.
 
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Palum

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My manager wants me to be his bitch forever while the owner wants me to run a new dealership in 5 years down the line. Conflicting times.

How is that conflicting. That's normal. Get friendly with the owner but keep supporting the boss until the breakaway point is clear.
 
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lurkingdirk

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My children. Spending too much time together after being up too late. Everyone in the house is rustled right now.
 
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vGrade

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Turning 40 and dumping your girlfriend of 8 years because her family is white trash that you can't deal with anymore... and you feel lonely when she's sitting right next to you.
Realizing you most likely won't see 50. And after that, there's just 60, 70, and 80to look forward to.
Looking around and noticing it's too late to do most of the things you'd been putting off.
Understanding that you've spent so many years lying to yourself about being happy and positive that you're not sure if you're miserable or not.
Being too fat to date. By the time you get thin enough to not get laughed at by a gal, you'll be in your early 40's and the only people you're really attracted to are 20 somethings.
Hating the idea of having kids and realizing that if you want to be with someone you're likely going to have to help raise some douchebag's brat.
Knowing that you're going to die someday and when you do you'll want more time, feel cheated and terrified, and never get to see how things all turn out.

Knowing that drugs and therapy can't cure death or your fear & hatred of it. Experiencing an insane rage at the idea that if had just been born a century later... maybe even sooner... you could have had a legit chance at immortality through technology.
Understanding that if you articulate this in social media, you sound like an emo douche. At best. Telling someone in real life won't actually help them. It'll just depress them.

Wishing I could feel a spark of life or childhood carelessness. Knowing I never will ever again for more than a few fleeting moments.

These things rustle the fuck out of my jimmies. Thanks for reading. I'll be fine.

Buy a super sport like a R6. Fixes all this shit
 
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lurkingdirk

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Put my dog to sleep today. Fuck today.

Dude, we had a cat for 17 years, I was the one who had to take him in to get put down. I'm not ashamed to say I cried like a fucking baby. This wasn't a normal cat, it was more like a dog. This cat was part of the family.

I feel your pain, man. That fucking sucks. I'm going to drink some whiskey in honour of your dog right now.
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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Ok so my jimmies got super rustled last night.

I reallu try to keep a cool head and give a lot of leeway to newbs on agnarr. In the hole and had a rep bard come. Bard tells the group he wont pull cuz he doesnt want to do.. I get irritated and tell him to play his class and he proceeds to sit in camp and let our war pull while he's useless.

Apparently it was being streamed on twitch and I became a minor celebrity (bbd right?). So I ninja dropped the bard for a mage. We start to pull and all of the sudden no heals.. Wtf our cleric is afk. At this point I lose my shit. Cleric just afk's no notice for 5 min....

He then proceeded to tell me Im a fat nerd because I thought it was unreasonable for our main healer to ninja afk for 5 min.

Anyways, expect more post like this in the future.
 
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Alasliasolonik

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Direct TV to show up between 8am and 12, they call at 10:46 and say 12-4. Dude shows up at 3 and says it will take 3 hours to install the new beta genie systems and eyes for the dish.

I had a bbq trip planned for 4pm and that sure as shit isn't happening.
 
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uncognito

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Someone brought their nasty little dog into taco bell. I'm sitting there trying to enjoy a high quality meal made by professionals, and this hairy little fucker is yapping and running around the dining room. I was prepared to kick it across the room if it dared to come close enough.

Fuck little dogs and fuck every person who owns one of those little demons.

Rustled.
 
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dechire

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I am depressed. Vacation time coming up which will turn into a stay-cation while the wife works all week. I will probably consume a lot of drugs and still be stressed out by the time i go back to work. I don't know why i bother.
 
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