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Gravel

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I'm not sure what the quote at the top of that is about; "I could decorate the whole house with my military medals." If that's something Cody said, or just some retarded shit TMZ came up with.

But to clarify, he basically got all the participating medals:

Iraq/Afghanistan: For deploying
GWOT: Served post 9/11
Good Conduct: Didn't get into serious trouble over a 3 year period
National Defense Service: Served post Korean War (not sure how he has 2 of these)
Unit Commendation: Not even a personal award

Then again, he's a former Marine and those fuckers can never let it go that they were Marines. Their brainwashing is pretty hardcore.
 

Kiroy

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I'm not sure what the quote at the top of that is about; "I could decorate the whole house with my military medals." If that's something Cody said, or just some retarded shit TMZ came up with.

But to clarify, he basically got all the participating medals:

Iraq/Afghanistan: For deploying
GWOT: Served post 9/11
Good Conduct: Didn't get into serious trouble over a 3 year period
National Defense Service: Served post Korean War (not sure how he has 2 of these)
Unit Commendation: Not even a personal award

Then again, he's a former Marine and those fuckers can never let it go that they were Marines. Their brainwashing is pretty hardcore.

He's trying to peacock for the hottest chick he's ever dipped his dick into. I wouldn't blame any man for exaggerating past accomplishments to keep getting their dick wet. Plus jessica is actually pretty cool for a jersey shore looking chick.
 

Abefroman

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but things got nasty this week when some of them -- including Paul Abrahamian

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Soygen

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Settle down, bruh.

And yeah, I really hope Josh sticks to his guns and pushes for what he wants vs what Paul wants.
 

Namon

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He may really well have if Jess and Cody weren't complete dumbasses and caused a huge fight. I mean I get that Josh is a dickhole, but right now they could have survived this week if they just swallowed their pride and listened to what he had to say. At least according to the feedsters there are cracks starting to form in the Paul cult, so I do have that.
 

Soygen

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He may really well have if Jess and Cody weren't complete dumbasses and caused a huge fight. I mean I get that Josh is a dickhole, but right now they could have survived this week if they just swallowed their pride and listened to what he had to say. At least according to the feedsters there are cracks starting to form in the Paul cult, so I do have that.
Yup, Jess and Cody just suck at the social part of the game. Sometimes you have to just suck it up and keep your mouth shut and maybe even kiss a little ass. You can't win this game by immediately calling out anyone who gets in your way.
 

Gravel

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I don't quite understand why they're gunning so hard for Jess. It seems to be 100% out of dislike for the person, and actually, in her case, it's more about dislike of Cody. Which makes it even more baffling that they want her out so bad.

I'm glad that Christmas is kind of leading the charge on not just going along with Paul's bullshit. That said, Christmas is starting to really grate my nerves. There's something about her I just don't like. I'm pretty sure she's my wife's favorite just due to the Crossfit thing, though.
 

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I'm finding this season rather boring just because Paul is running the show. I agree though if Cody and Jess had just shut up and played any kind of social game, they might have been safe this week but they seem to be dumbasses in that regard. Once those two are out, its basically just Paul to the final and who ever he wants to take with him. I would guess he wants to take Josh because he's such a weak player. Would be nice if some people started standing up to him.
 

Soygen

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Jess and Cody targeted Paul and Paul is keeping everyone focused on them until they're out. That's the only reason I can really see wanting Jess out so bad. She's not a great gameplayer, even if she's smarter than most of the people in the house(as far as people's gameplay).

I still have a little faith that once Cody/Jess are gone, Paul will get targeted. He's just way too bossy for at least one of these idiots to not make a move....I hope.
 

Arative

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Josh is kind of a dick. At least Jessica called out Paul on the way out. Alex's goodbye message was a nice fuck you to Jessica though.
 

Namon

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Cody started the cratering of their game with his dumb move to keep everyone in the dark on his attempt to back door Paul. Then Jessica did even worse by totally squandering her HoH. There is absolutely no reason that she shouldn't have had her final noms be Paul and Josh. Those two moves alone are what killed their game. Them being assholes was mostly in response to Paul's manipulation of the sheep, and him siccing his minions to attack them. Right now they are all fucked, because there are 11 people left, so at this point you really only need 4 votes to control things, since 4 of them are tied up with HoH and 3 noms (for next week) and then 3 from there on out. Kevin saw it, but went along until the time was right. The problem is, he should have started planting the seeds way more subtly two weeks ago, and now, it's almost too late. Paul has Josh, Raven, Matt, and Alex all but locked down. And with Alex winning HoH this week, the outlook of any kind of shake up is looking pretty grim at this point.

With some early (bullshit) help from production, Paul has absolutely crushed this year's game, and has himself in a very good position. The only thing that will screw him is if he goes off the deep end with his narcissism and pisses off a bunch of people (which could happen). I hope all the feed drama was worth it as this season on TV has been mostly boring from a gameplay perspective, outside of the (again production induced) Jessica HoH week.
 
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Kiroy

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Cody started the cratering of their game with his dumb move to keep everyone in the dark on his attempt to back door Paul. Then Jessica did even worse by totally squandering her HoH. There is absolutely no reason that she shouldn't have had her final noms be Paul and Josh. Those two moves alone are what killed their game. Them being assholes was mostly in response to Paul's manipulation of the sheep, and him siccing his minions to attack them. Right now they are all fucked, because there are 11 people left, so at this point you really only need 4 votes to control things, since 4 of them are tied up with HoH and 3 noms (for next week) and then 3 from there on out. Kevin saw it, but went along until the time was right. The problem is, he should have started planting the seeds way more subtly two weeks ago, and now, it's almost too late. Paul has Josh, Raven, Matt, and Alex all but locked down. And with Alex winning HoH this week, the outlook of any kind of shake up is looking pretty grim at this point.

With some early (bullshit) help from production, Paul has absolutely crushed this year's game, and has himself in a very good position. The only thing that will screw him is if he goes off the deep end with his narcissism and pisses off a bunch of people (which could happen). I hope all the feed drama was worth it as this season on TV has been mostly boring from a gameplay perspective, outside of the (again production induced) Jessica HoH week.


Cody would have been hailed as a master player, a hero of his alliance, and a hur dur legend if paul didn't have that bullshit safety. He probably could have communicated better to a few key people (although he didn't know who to trust at that point) but his move wasn't dumb at all.

Similarly, jessica gambled incorrectly that the house wasn't a bunch of fucking cult addled faggots and saved all the key players during her week in order to curry favor. At this point I don't think she understood the spell paul had on people, and pauls absolute lust for vengeance against cody (and her by default). So in hindsight, she fucked up and she knows it, but I don't think what she was trying to do was particularly stupid, she just didn't have the information we had.

One thing that's great about this show and this season in particular though, is paul, xmas and raven are going to come out of this house to the surprise of their life when they are absolutely hated and shit on by everyone. The calling out of the military shit (alex was in on this too) will absolutely destroy them as far as their brand goes even though they didn't show it in the edit.
 

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Cody would have been hailed as a master player, a hero of his alliance, and a hur dur legend if paul didn't have that bullshit safety. He probably could have communicated better to a few key people (although he didn't know who to trust at that point) but his move wasn't dumb at all.

Similarly, jessica gambled incorrectly that the house wasn't a bunch of fucking cult addled faggots and saved all the key players during her week in order to curry favor. At this point I don't think she understood the spell paul had on people, and pauls absolute lust for vengeance against cody (and her by default). So in hindsight, she fucked up and she knows it, but I don't think what she was trying to do was particularly stupid, she just didn't have the information we had.

One thing that's great about this show and this season in particular though, is paul, xmas and raven are going to come out of this house to the surprise of their life when they are absolutely hated and shit on by everyone. The calling out of the military shit (alex was in on this too) will absolutely destroy them as far as their brand goes even though they didn't show it in the edit.

Yeah you are right about Cody. As soon I posted that I thought "ya know? There is an awful lot of hindsight is 20/20 in that." I just felt his insistence of not telling anyone was a mistake regardless.

I still say Jessica's decision to not pit Josh against a player from that side was a mistake though. And yeah, that ain't no joke about their brand being trashed. I'm not sure on Alex but I know Christmas and Paul are content creators, so there is no way this doesn't effect them.
 
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Kiroy

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Yeah you are right about Cody. As soon I posted that I thought "ya know? There is an awful lot of hindsight is 20/20 in that." I just felt his insistence of not telling anyone was a mistake regardless.

I still say Jessica's decision to not pit Josh against a player from that side was a mistake though. And yeah, that ain't no joke about their brand being trashed. I'm not sure on Alex but I know Christmas and Paul are content creators, so there is no way this doesn't effect them.

I agree that not putting up someone who for sure wouldn't have been voted out next to josh was a pretty bad move in hindsight, but the house had been blowing smoke up her ass about being back in their good graces since she protected the important players (paul's cult) and she got conned.

Ya paul and xmas are fucked. I'm a bit worried josh might have a mental breakdown but I honestly don't fault josh all that much since he's not very bright and pretty childish. I hope he doesn't get shit on too much for falling under the spell of paul. Xmas and paul are definitely going to be in new career / soul searching mode when they get out though, and they deserve to be.
 

Gravel

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Yeah you are right about Cody. As soon I posted that I thought "ya know? There is an awful lot of hindsight is 20/20 in that." I just felt his insistence of not telling anyone was a mistake regardless.

I still say Jessica's decision to not pit Josh against a player from that side was a mistake though. And yeah, that ain't no joke about their brand being trashed. I'm not sure on Alex but I know Christmas and Paul are content creators, so there is no way this doesn't effect them.
She just seems like a shitty person. Like, when Jessica went home, Josh started his fucking circus song and Christmas joined in (was hard to hear because of how loud he is).

I don't know if it's because of Jessica and Cody, but this entire cast really seem like shitty people. I can't root for any of them. Even Kevin, who was the one I had been rooting for, seemed like he was piling on a bit.

Actually, I take that back, Mark and Elena seem decent enough. I really thought Elena was a complete bimbo (as I did with Jessica), but she actually seems like she's got a decent head on her shoulders. And Mark seems like a genuinely good person.
 
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