NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

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Kirun

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Well, 49ers look like hot shit already. Good times
Excuse me? 18 points in the 4th quarter against an all-pro QB like Alex Smith, listening to plays from the bench? Super Bowl is a lock!
 
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Merrith

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Well, hope you guys made it out alright. Starting LG out for the season, on a line that already felt thin and shaky. No matter how good this D can be it won't matter if we are always three and out.

Nope. Trent Murphy our 2nd leading sack getter tore his ACL, done for the year. Was going to be suspended for 4 games, but now it's 16 out, and who knows if we'll sign him after the season. Also Cravens our new SS going to miss 2-3 weeks (basically all of preseason)...although I guess I should be glad it wasn't as bad as Murphy.

Fucking preseason man.
 

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Poor Zeke.

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Hoss

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I'm just so very slightly suspicious of him actually writing that statement

I hope you're not suggesting someone got paid to write it. Cause if so, they're awful at their job. It reads like it came from someone with 5th grade writing skills.
 
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Genjiro

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They said this Gathers kid on the Cowboys is 6'7'' 290 and runs a 4.5.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Maybe 4.7, he still looks like a freak though even at that speed. Mismatch nightmare.
 

Springbok

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Ya if he can sort his route running and hands he can be a great TE. Has all season to work with Wit, so I think he'll be eased in.
 

Chanur

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Oh goody Perryman limping off the field already. Bosa playing through a dislocated finger and will probably need surgery after the season.
 
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Chanur

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Pick 6. Might as well pack your bags now Clemons. Jones is going to have to really suck not to take your job.

74 yard TD next time he takes the field. Way to redeem yourself.