Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Noodleface said:

Don't feel bad about making fun of me. The wow guild can attest I sound depressed all the time and mostly it's from my self deprecating humor style.

I'm pretty thick skinned. I just can't sit idly by while this dude rips the lady apart for things that aren't true.

Also in that whole story I forgot the most important details. His woman is deleting texts from us. Don't know if she just holds his phone or what, but he's not getting them. Also the language he uses in texts is exactly like hers, so we figure it's her texting on his behalf. She's 100% controlling him somehow.

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With the power of pussy!

Sometimes it honestly is better to rent a guy a whore. So that he can see how little its worth.

iannis said:

With the power of pussy!

Sometimes it honestly is better to rent a guy a whore. So that he can see how little its worth.

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Here's a funny story about the dude.

We went to a strip club for my brother's bachelor party that was high end but known for... Extra stuff.

Young BIL went upstairs with a stripper and we didn't see him for an hour. Kept feeding her twenties and he only got a dance. Spent $1000!!!!!! Later my brother got a dance with the same chick and she asked my brother if the other dude was retarded then offered my brother to fuck her in the room for $100. He's that type of dude...

My brother didn't btw

I mean honestly, I get it. I was that way when I was fifteen.

Fifteen.

I had a controlling harpy of a girlfriend. Dem titties doe. I did wise up, though. She tried that thing where she cheated on me to make me jealous and I wasn't even mad. I realized it meant I was out. And there's more than one girl in the world.

And to be fair, the guy she fucked deserved her.

That first blowjob is a powerful feels. Used for evil, it can do great harm. Hopefully the dipshit doesn't knock her up. That will be in her plan somewhere.

Mrs. Gravy said:

And now we know controlling girlfriend's motivation.

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This was years ago, sorry I didn't mention that. Long before her

iannis said:

She tried that thing where she cheated on me to make me jealous and I wasn't even mad.

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I think its fascinating how so many adult women are driven by hate-fucking their way around. I know this divorcee, 55 married 25 years monogamy, she divorced her husband over bad sex life out of the blue one night. All she does now is sleep around and complain about how asexual he was. She obviously wants to be with him, BUT THAT 1 THING.

My ex was one of those chicks who was on a hate-fuck mission from puberty. She had an early pregnancy (YEAH SO I DATED A SINGLE MOM. SHOOT ME) and was sexually rejected by the father after the son was born. Yeah, never again. Hard pass on that whole background. I never knew what "mileage" meant until I encountered some 300k's. The way they pass themselves off as virgin mary's is really interesting, like moth to the flame interesting. You almost want to find more of them to observe, its an armchair anthropologists wet dream.

Like I need people around to pull me back from the flame, physically grab me throw my phone across the room and be like "nah you're not calling her". We all wish we had that 1 guy there to regulate our asses.

Mrs. Gravy said:

In my line of work, (one of my responsibilities is to monitor agencies/staff who work with people who have a dev. delay...including autism spectrum... and who live in Medicaid Waiver funded homes)
I have seen ALL sorts of people. The power trip some people get when they are to be responsible to support another person through their daily life can far outweigh the crappy pay. They believe that they are supposed to be in full control and that can easily turn manipulative at best and abusive at worst. So if it isn't the money, it is the ill derived sense of power.
She found the same strategy that worked for the stripper. Behavior...reward...want more reward...do what I tell you/behavior... after all I gave you this very special part of me.
Noodleface you have some interesting shit in your life. So sorry Mrs. Noodleface is struggling so...this situation with her brother is the rancid cherry atop her after baby struggles sundae.

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Can we call it bro-partem?

Hoss said:

THE POWER OF PUSSY COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF PUSSY COMPELS YOU!

The only saving grace is that you can build up an immunity to the power.

wut?

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Immunity to this polish slav blonde on timestamp? (not on thumbnail). Not a chance. That's the P.O.P. if you're going to empty post put some swag on it.

Hoss said:

Is that supposed to explain what "300k's" means?

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Should have been 500k you're right my Northstar 8 block is rated for well over 300k that's nothing.

Some do get sent up the farm around 170k though..metaphor even more accurate than I considered, thank you Hoss.

Haast said:

If you directly insult someone's kid to their parent's face, you should expect that a fist fight is next. If the cousin was too stupid to expect it, that's on him.

Did it come out of the blue, or had you two been arguing before?

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No arguments. No bad blood ever before that. It was this past Christmas, which was the first one during which my son was out. I guess dippy missed the point. I stepped outside for a cigarette, he followed me outside. Not uncommon honestly so I began to spark up conversation and he was all like "how the fuck have you not disowned that disgrace?" and "If it was me, I'd beat the gay out of him.".....Next thing I know he's bloody and I've got 3 people holding me back...

Big_w_powah said:

No arguments. No bad blood ever before that. It was this past Christmas, which was the first one during which my son was out. I guess dippy missed the point. I stepped outside for a cigarette, he followed me outside. Not uncommon honestly so I began to spark up conversation and he was all like "how the fuck have you not disowned that disgrace?" and "If it was me, I'd beat the gay out of him.".....Next thing I know he's bloody and I've got 3 people holding me back...

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That's actually worse than I thought

Big_w_powah said:

No arguments. No bad blood ever before that. It was this past Christmas, which was the first one during which my son was out. I guess dippy missed the point. I stepped outside for a cigarette, he followed me outside. Not uncommon honestly so I began to spark up conversation and he was all like "how the fuck have you not disowned that disgrace?" and "If it was me, I'd beat the gay out of him.".....Next thing I know he's bloody and I've got 3 people holding me back...

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What he said to you is actually way worse than I expected. WTF.

Khane said:

What he said to you is actually way worse than I expected. WTF.

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Noodleface said:

That's actually worse than I thought

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Back country Missouri bred, he is.