The Fast Food Thread

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Hekotat

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You assholes are making me want to get an Italian sandwich from Arby's.
 
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Khane

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Dunkin' Donuts has been running a peel n win promotion where if you order a medium or large hot coffee the cup has a peel sticker with prizes on it. Went in for a coffee this morning and went to get out of my car when I got to work and noticed the fuckers had already peeled off the ticket.

Rustled.
 
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McCheese

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They probably saw your top hat and monocle and said fuck that one percenter he doesn't need a prize. He can buy his own damn donuts.
 
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Khane

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Well it's Top Hat Tuesday at the office so...
 
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Conefed

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Another thing worth considering is how much you like Jalapeno bites and/or whether you have a good source of them outside of Arby's. Arby's still uses an actual jalapeno cut in half and filled with real cream cheese. Fuck curly fries, imo, jalapeno bites 4 lyfe.
Those were my first poppers, f' cheddar/orange cheese. Cream cheese all the way
 
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Conefed

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Sorry about the double post, but I feel obligated to mention that the half pound french dip is also $6. I haven't done any side by side comparisons of the regular and half pound variations, but I'd pick the half pound version even if it's not twice as much meat as the regular. More meat > more bread.

Edit: wait, my half assed mental math seems to be way off. If the pair of sandwiches has more meat than the single half pound version, then they're clearly the better choice. Someone should put these sandwiches on a scale and see what's what.
4oz is regular x2 is half pound. Talking about this prompted wife and I to eat there last night. 4oz was plenty enjoyable. I suspect a 'max' dip would have an off ratio, esp for dipping.
 

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I'm so dubious of Pepperoni on a Chicken Parm, but Arby's chicken is solid - so barring pepperoni weirdness I'd expect it to be A+.

i really dig their current pizza sliders. it does kind of taste like "cheap" pepperoni, but it tastes to me just like the pepperoni from the pizza Lunchables i had as a kid, so i dig it still.
 
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Alex

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There's a sports bar here that serves a charcuterie plate and it's literally Lunchables meat and cheese. It was horribly offensive. I have no problem with Lunchables, but advertise it as such please. I'm expecting my hot coppa and Humboldt Fog and I get bologna and American cheese singles.
 
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McCheese

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Vaclav

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i really dig their current pizza sliders. it does kind of taste like "cheap" pepperoni, but it tastes to me just like the pepperoni from the pizza Lunchables i had as a kid, so i dig it still.

Yea, I dig them too - but I pepperoni is a bit strong of a flavor to the chicken IMO - I think it would just end up being an oversized pizza slider with extra protein with little taste to it. I'm curious regardless though, I could do good chicken parms every day of my life probably until I keel over from heart failure.
 
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McCheese

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Chicken is a lean meat, you wouldn't keel over from heart failure from eating chicken parms every day. It's pretty healthy.
 
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Vaclav

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Chicken is a lean meat, you wouldn't keel over from heart failure from eating chicken parms every day. It's pretty healthy.

That's like saying you couldn't from endless pasta'ing - I'd not worry about the chicken itself, it's the breading, frying, cheese, etc that I'd be worried of doing the damage.
 

BoozeCube

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Friend sent me some edibles to try and today I didn't really have much to do so I try one of these cookies and a couple hours later I am kind of hungry so I decide to hit up Taco Bell which is doubly good from the edible. So I just wanted to give some Taco Bell love and state once again that Baja Blast is the best.

Also they need to bring back this Volcano taco shit.

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Tenks

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You cocksucker. You posted the volcano items and I assumed they were back. Go suck a dick.
 
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