emergent gameplay, 10/10 GOTY
First captain encounter was amazing. • r/shadowofmordor
First captain encounter was amazing. • r/shadowofmordor
Nazu the Drunk. The first orc to kill me. The first encounter to make me say WTF out loud.
So this level 16 douchebag appears right in my area as soon as I'm let loose in Minas Ithil to start kicking ass and taking names. Despite the fact that he's a whole lot higher than me I decide to take him on anyway as I completed the first game twice and I'm fucking brilliant.
Or so I thought.
He proceeds to flaunt his invulnerability to most of the shit I can do in my face, and he puts me down on the third last stand.
Nice promotion for him. Vendetta mission for me.
Story gets put on hold so I can ice this dude.
So I start getting intel on him, put a pegboard up in my cellar and start connecting string from pictures of him to his accomplices, the usual stuff.
I rock up at his feast with nothing but my level 2 skills and my massive dick in my hands, and proceed to get facefucked again. I manage to survive the constant onslaught of Nazu's groupies and thin the herd through careful grog barrel explosions.
When things start to get hairy as the screen turns red and Talions heart starts to pound, I decamp to a rooftop to try and force the orcs into a choke point. Turns out that I just trapped myself as they swarm the roof from all angles. Nazu himself swans up there with just less than half health (that had been painstakingly reached by a few stealth attacks, his only weakness) and laughs as he decks me once again and puts me into my third and final last stand.
Deja vu, I think to myself as he swings his sword, closing my eyes and accepting the inevitability of my incoming non-death.
BUT JUST THEN
A gondorian sergeant appears out of fucking nowhere (on this rooftop of 30 plus orcs somehow) and plunges his sword into Nazus belly.
'He bothering you Ranger?' he says coyly before disappearing into thin air. Which really confused me as the PipBoy says I haven't unlocked Mysterious Stranger yet.
Thanks for the epic loot Nazu. Sorry my vendetta was vendetta'd by some random dude.
EDIT: Video proof
Also the captain didn't disappear he was still up there and helped me finished off the rest but sadly the penultimate orc threw him off the roof so now he exists only in my memories RIP Steve.
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