The Fast Food Thread

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Conefed

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Had McDonald's chicken tenders whatever the fuck they're called at 2am. Had to wait 5 goddamn minutes so that shit was prime fresh.

Absolutely disgusting. Seasoning tasted weird and the chicken felt... Rubbery? It's McDonald's so I expected a dumpster fire at least and got what I expected
yeah. They're off. 5 mins is typical chicken cooking time. That's how it was at Arbys (under 5, but above 4)
The word I used was "hearty"
 

gshurik

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I only really ever have the meatball sub from subway, but I wouldn't mind trying something different (but kinda similar I guess?) any suggestions on that?
 

Conefed

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Tried Arby's Pepperoni Chicken Parm last night, that was a tasty sandwich. I'm kinda bummed it's a limited time thing. I couldn't really taste the Pepperoni but I assume it was just to keep the sauce off the chicken to keep it crispy.

Speaking of which, Conefed Conefed , have you tried any breaded frozen chicken patties in that air fryer? I want to know if they come out good enough to make my own chicken parm.

I also saw these at the store today, they sound disgusting to me so I'm not going to take that bullet. I'll let McCheese weigh in.
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I look forward to the day I get to try air fried chicken patties. I went overboard previously and still have a freezer to consume.
Are you eyeballing a patty/product in particular? I'll do some science for you
 

Conefed

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I only really ever have the meatball sub from subway, but I wouldn't mind trying something different (but kinda similar I guess?) any suggestions on that?
BLT is surprisingly solid, they don't skimp on the bacon.
cheesesteaks are good
but I go with Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki, because it's unique to them and good. I miss my bogo footlong card from the local high school
 

gshurik

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BLT is surprisingly solid, they don't skimp on the bacon.
cheesesteaks are good
but I go with Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki, because it's unique to them and good. I miss my bogo footlong card from the local high school

Oh shit, they do Teriyaki chicken? That sounds insanely good, I love sweet onions too! Will report back!
 
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pharmakos

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I only really ever have the meatball sub from subway, but I wouldn't mind trying something different (but kinda similar I guess?) any suggestions on that?

Italian BMT on Italian-herbs-and-cheese bread, with provolone, spinach instead of lettuce, green peppers, extra black olives, and chipotle Southwest sauce.
 
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H.A. Monkey

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I only really ever have the meatball sub from subway, but I wouldn't mind trying something different (but kinda similar I guess?) any suggestions on that?

I'd say the meatball sub is probably the worst sub they have besides just the plain meat ones. I ate the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki for quite some time. It's alright. Basically any sub besides the chicken breast will be enjoyable. I just don't like chicken breast sandwhiches no matter who they're from anymore.

That Arby's pepperoni chicken parm was blah to me. Probably because I had fives times as much sauce as needed.

And the reason the McDonald's buttermilk chicken is off is because we're so accustomed to eating seasoned breading that plain tastes like shit anymore.
 

Kiroy

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Found a new quickshit dinner combo

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+ a can of whatever broth you like

+

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and holy shit, looks like literal shit but tastes amazing.
 

Vaclav

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Found a new quickshit dinner combo

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+ a can of whatever broth you like

+

costco-kirkland-smoked-pulled-pork-web.jpg


and holy shit, looks like literal shit but tastes amazing.

Did that combo just play on TV or something recently? I bumped into someone getting that soup earlier this week and asked them how it was because I'd never seen it, and they mentioned they were trying something similar....
 
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Conefed

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Barf is kinda close to it.
Both times (two test batches of three, 385 for 6 mins and 380 for 5) cheese oozed out and left steaming empty pockets.
The last bites were the best because cheese was there. Same issue as pizza pockets, pockets of super hot air.
Definitely better when allowed to sit and cool, but I feel that defeats some of the purpose.
I'll eat them, and eat them when offered, but I cannot recommend this item.
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These on the other hand are filled to the brim with good, real, tasting cheese that indeed oozes.

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Ironically, I still wouldn't recommend buying. Accepting when offered, probably.
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McCheese

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If cheese is oozing out you're cooking them incorrectly. Amateur hour up in here, calibrate your oven better.