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moonarchia

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For everyone going to someone else's house, or the ones having folks over, or the ones eating TV dinners and sorrow, Happy Thanksgiving!
 
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Bubbles

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Denamian

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I think I'm looking forward to the turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sandwich that I'll be taking in to work tonight more than the actual dinner.
 
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Prodigal

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I am thankful for my smartphone and this forum helping me endure yet another Thanksgiving with my wife’s family by reading threads while ignoring them. Happy Thanksgiving!
 
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Chukzombi

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This board has been the greatest love hate relationship I have ever been in. Happy Thanksgiving you wonderful assholes
 
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gshurik

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I'm not an Amerifat but happy thanksgiving to you wobblers.
 
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Kiroy

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Today we celebrate the conquering of our enemy and I will crack the bones of Turkey and suck out the marrow in honor of our fellow conquers who lost their lives to the heathen hordes in these beautiful lands of America.
 
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khorum

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why didnt that trick work in africa or the middle east?
LOL as for the middle east, that's because smallpox, like the Bubonic Plague, came from there.

As for Africa, up until colonialism pulled them into large riverside settlements, they were the world champions of dodging the top-tier contagious disease of all time: Malaria.

If you can dodge Malaria, you can dodge smallpox.
 
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Prodigal

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why didnt that trick work in africa or the middle east?

Because who the fuck wants to colonize those shitholes when you can just import their resources....

Edit to add: and who would be inventing shit if we’d killed them off with diseases?
 
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Chukzombi

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Because who the fuck wants to colonize those shitholes when you can just import their resources....
we could do a lot with that land if those savages werent living there. they would have roads and irrigation and lakes with fish within 20 years.


 
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