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McCheese

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Those just recently started showing up at my local grocery store, too. I'd heard about them in Canada for a while, but only the last few months have I seen them here. I quite enjoyed them as well. A very interested mix of flavors.
 

Alex

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My favorite Dorito flavor is probably the Tapatio one. Those are so legit.
 
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Juvarisx

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Probably Old hat around here but these randomly appeared at the gas station near my house where I get breakfast tacos. One great thing about the Austin/San Antonio area? You can get breakfast tacos made fresh in just about any conceivable location. But that is a conversation for another day (all 3 gas stations near my house have a tacos frescas kitchen with old mexican grannies making tacos. Its wonderful).

But back to the chips. I'd never had these before but they are quite tasty. Fuckin' Canucks.

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The ones you get in Canada are 3x better, the Americanized ones are way sweeter and much less of a vinegar taste
 
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Melvin

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I prefer cool ranch, but I am a sick, twisted, perverted fucking degenerate

I'm not saying you're not a sick, twisted, perverted fucking degenerate, but if you are any of those things it's probably not really because of your Doritos preference. My evidence is as follows:

LMGTFY

Nearly all of the Dorito bathers prefer the cheese varieties, and the clear implication is that cool ranch is simply too bland and boring to be included in sexy bath-time activities.
 
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Lanx

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I'm not saying you're not a sick, twisted, perverted fucking degenerate, but if you are any of those things it's probably not really because of your Doritos preference. My evidence is as follows:

LMGTFY

Nearly all of the Dorito bathers prefer the cheese varieties, and the clear implication is that cool ranch is simply too bland and boring to be included in sexy bath-time activities.
uggos use like pallets of doritos
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hot bitch uses two bags
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Hekotat

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Sweet Spicy Chili or whatever they are > all the rest.
 
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McCheese

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Got these jalapeno Doritos the other day. 7/10

Basically they taste like spicy nacho if the cheese was removed. They still tasted good but could've used a lot more seasoning - like cool ranch levels of seasoning. Barely any heat but would buy again if sold out of spicy nacho.

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Good recommendation. I picked up a bag of these for dinner last night. Surprisingly, I thought they were pretty decent. To me, they tasted kind of like a blend of traditional nacho cheese and spicy sweet chili. I thought they had a good cheese flavor with a hint of sweet spice.

I'd put them tied 3rd in all-time Doritos flavors:

Nacho Cheese >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spicy Nacho >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sweet spicy chili / poppin' jalapeno >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other flavors >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my own day-after-taco-bell shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cool ranch
 

Khane

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Good recommendation. I picked up a bag of these for dinner last night. Surprisingly, I thought they were pretty decent. To me, they tasted kind of like a blend of traditional nacho cheese and spicy sweet chili. I thought they had a good cheese flavor with a hint of sweet spice.

I'd put them tied 3rd in all-time Doritos flavors:

Nacho Cheese >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spicy Nacho >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sweet spicy chili / poppin' jalapeno >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other flavors >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my own day-after-taco-bell shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cool ranch

Didn't include Jumpin' Jack Cheese Doritos as top tier. Opinion invalid.
 
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McShrimp

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Just found out my favorite curry place is going out of business at the end of the year :( Now where will I go a few times a month to eat lava with some shrimp in it?

/feelsbadman
 

TJT

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Lunch Drop Round 1. The Jake's Deli Ruben.

Ruben sounded really good today.
 

McCheese

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I've never had ketchup chips, but my boss is Canadian and we were chatting at lunch today. The topic of chips came up, and I told her my internet friends said ketchup chips are good. She excitedly exclaimed that they're awesome and that my internet friends are right.