Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

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Melvin

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That's a shit test and you failed. How dare you assume zheir gender?
 
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BoozeCube

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What a couple of fucking clowns. I am glad then they tried to get money in China for Star Wars they were like this shit is fucking stupid.

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There's only one way to save this. Disney comes out and apologizes for these two movies, states they are no longer canon and should be forgotten, and starts the trilogy over completely from scratch.
I was going to say that the only way I pay to watch Episode 9 (torrented 8) is if I hear that it starts with Luke waking up and saying something like, "Fuck, how much of that titty milk did I drink last night??" And then rolls over and pokes Bob Newhart's force ghost awake and tells him about the terrible nightmare he just had.
 
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elidib

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just got around to watching this what's the significance of the little boy at the end?

The broom jumped to his hand. It's very easy to miss, i missed it my first viewing.

Basically shows that new force users are still popping up.
 

Drakurii

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The broom jumped to his hand. It's very easy to miss, i missed it my first viewing.

Basically shows that new force users are still popping up.

ok, the kid just seemed a little too close to Anakin. Slave kid, racing, force sensitive... just a few similarities.
 

Malakriss

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Episode 9 decisions will be based upon audience score and not the trailers, reviews, or leaked screening writeups that Disney paid for
 

Foggy

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Watched it last night, I have no idea what to think about it. Finn’s entire side quest was completely pointless. Absolutely nothing came of that. Rose saves Finn from saving everybody at the mining facility... congrats on dooming your allies? The entire movie is effectively a 18 hour boring space chase scene? The rebel’s plan was to abandon ship because they thought the first order wouldn’t see or track smaller ships? They can track light speed which is supposedly impossible but can’t see a couple of ships leave another ship? Did they finish the first draft of the script and thought, “nailed it!”?
 

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They should have had them doing multiple light speed jumps where they get a short breather before the first order locates them and arrives, that way you can do things like have Rose/Finn get to a random nearby planet on an early jump then later have the small ships hide before the first order show up again.
 
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They should have had them doing multiple light speed jumps where they get a short breather before the first order locates them and arrives, that way you can do things like have Rose/Finn get to a random nearby planet on an early jump then later have the small ships hide before the first order show up again.

As I'm sure has been mentioned previously in the disection of this horror show, Battlestar Galactica did this in like their second or third episode and it was brilliantly done. I wouldn't even have cared if this was ripped off wholesale in TLJ, anything would have been better than that nonsensical, tensionless farce we did get.
 
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jayrebb

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Did they finish the first draft of the script and thought, “nailed it!”?

No, twas a "MIC DROP!!!!!!"

Indeed the first draft Rian turned in was accepted by Kennedy as we've already established here with citations included a few pages back.

Royal BTFO'd.
 

jayrebb

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Yeah that's just a corporate rag advertising arm of Disney.

Cringe "highlights". Great job reminding everyone that Bencio Del Toro was able to call the shots for his own character development and added a cringe accent because Rian didn't have the foresight or balls to tell him "No". Boba Fett my ass.
 
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Punko

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these days a SW movie is either old as fuck, or complete dogshit

hope the franchise gets canned
 

Rhanyn

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I'm just ready for a completely separate, fresh story arc, get completely away from the originals, move on, redefine my expectations.... well, redefine my expectations in a positive way, because technically they have redefined them, just negatively. I really enjoyed Force Awakens, TLJ just utterly fell flat for me as a main trilogy movie. I'd have fewer complaints if it was a one off, there are good parts and moments to the movie, but as part of the bigger picture it doesn't work with the originals, it doesn't follow TWA well, and it clashes with itself atmospherically and tonally throughout. I don't have a lot of hopes for 9, but if the last one is a great film, it will make 8 stand out all the more as a pile of shit.
 

Siliconemelons

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Bro put this up on plex and my wife re watched it today...

2nd time does not help...this shit is just bad
 
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They should of just done a nights of the old Republic story. That way they could of fagged up everything they wanted and not even worried about the current characters since they wanna kill them off so badly.

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