Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

Wtf are you talking about? It's star wars, Empire strikes back and return of the Jedi.
Get your shit together lads.

ohkcrlho said:

Wtf are you talking about?

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Star Wars.

By the way, my head-canon version includes the Karen Traviss Republic Commando books because they were the best thing about the Clone Wars and fuck you if you disagree.

Stopped watching after ~30sec. Gingerfuckface's dialog is still complete shit. If i wanted to watch a cartoon for pre-teens I'd do so.

amigo said:

If i wanted to watch a cartoon for pre-teens I'd do so

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That's a profound insult to cartoons for pre-teens.

Muurloen said:

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Great job cutting almost 2 hours of playing-in-the-butt shit, but most characters are still a waste of screen time-- and it's still not a Star Wars story.

This is main trilogy we are talking about here. Not Rogue One or a stand-alone spinoff. Some of the positive feedback seems to struggle with rectifying that reality, both on this forum, and in the critic reviews.

New story about how Rey would have died if they hadn't done some shitty last min editing, movie would have been way better if they had let he get stabbed.

Kovaks said:

New story about how Rey would have died if they hadn't done some shitty last min editing, movie would have been way better if they had let he get stabbed.

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Yeah and that is not the only one in that fight scene alone.

In that single posted vid she would have been gutted - as the 2nd blade passes by her gut with free hand movement - and of course, easily stabbed in the back as plainly seen.

The one area they didn't fuck up in was removing all emotion and character development scenes.

Making this piece of shit a serious movie, with real characters that are to be taken seriously, would have been fucking tragic. The cumshot was Rian doing what's best for the overall vision.

Can we please let this thread die along with my cherished childhood memories?

Everytime I see this thread bumped into New Posts it reminds me of this abomination and I have to reach for a bottle of Xanax.

Watching that short loop of footage, you can see how poorly done the fight choreography was.

Just unrealistic half moves and pushes.

Missing it... looked back a dozen pages...

But can someone link the multi hour and multi vid in depth review a guy did on why TLJ was terribad.

It was 2 or 3 parts. Can't find it- but it goes scene by scene on why it was shit- I need to link it to a friend on fb who said - to my reply they TLJ was bad and NES games had more character development - he said " you obviously do not know what development means"

Wtfbbq

Very hard pass on a scene by scene breakdown. Your friend isn't worth any time.

Lol, I watched the thing over like 2 weeks at work...it was crazy..


Sorry, I think it was one I found by recommended vid via one linked here... guess I'll wonder youtube haha

Ahh - here you go.




If anyone thinks TLJ is "good" - here is essentially a scene by scene rebuttal and it incorporates user comments and "standard arguments for TLJ"

Tldr: TLJ was legit shit