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TJT said:
Never had this issue at Army boot back at Fort Sill in 2005. The entire layout of the place made it almost impossible to be less than like 100M from a shitter.

I don't even remember any hilarious boot stories other than the dude who got kicked out because threatened some dude and said he would steal a live round from the range and kill him. Never saw that guy again!

My Dad and his group of friends back in the Vietnam era did put a dildo in with their buddy's shit when he was drafted into the Marines though. This was 1970 I believe. Shark attack finds it obviously and they made him wear that shit like as a necklace for almost the entire time. All day and all night. I thought it was bullshit but I did see the photo of him wearing a cock necklace in a dress uniform photo that was clearly at boot camp. I can imagine that the first few weeks of that fucking suuuuuuuucked. Friends like my Dad who needs enemies!? rofl
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Haha, my buddy went into Army boot and I sent him a care package with a dildo, Air Force panties, and a half-eaten sandwich. The dildo had "$5 - barely used" written on it, and I addressed the package to " Lt. Col. [Buddy] ".

He called me like MINUTES after boot when he got his cell phone back, and the first thing he said was "I'm going to fucking murder you when I'm home on leave".

I guess they all thought the dildo and panties were funny, but he was on their shit list for getting a package addressed to a Lt. Col.
 
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