Funny, Strange, Random Pics

Vanessa said:

No fucks given by them soggy old whiteys.

Cat took a nasty shit in the gf's shoe LoL It's a sign I should kick her to the curb isn't it?

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Back in high school, my brother invited his girlfriend over for dinner on Thanksgiving. None of us liked her. In the middle of dinner, my dog comes over and does an otherworldly puke onto her brand new expensive boots. This puke was disgusting, it was thick, viscous, slimy and almost looked like mercury. She gets up to go and try to clean up whatever the fuck that was and my grandmother couldn't keep it together, just burst the fuck out laughing like I've never seen (yeah, grandma hated her too). Almost felt bad for her.

Pic unrelated:

The original serpent flesh icon from WoW before they turned it into the much less dick-looking t-bone steak.





Also googling for serpent flesh brings up some interesting results.