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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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It's not the same without the image, man!
which is what I was scanning for when I posted that
 
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bigmark268

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I would actually shit on my bosses desk, drive one of the trucks through the wall of the garage, then drop my retirement papers before they could write me up and fire me.
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast
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Really though the first thing I'd do is hire the mother of some famous black athlete who got rich and then lost it all to answer my phones and tell all the beggars to fuck off while telling them about how her son got screwed over by all his relatives.
 
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Chukzombi

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its really inconceivable with that much money. after i got my fleet of convertibles, i would probably buy a large house, but not a fucking castle or anything like some of these people do. but large enough i have a room for a mini theater and a room for pool tables and arcade machines or something silly. maybe a large bedroom with a balcony and some nice guest rooms. but otherwise, i would just get a huge piece of land with it. i always wanted to live near the forest and have my own private road and trails through the woods i could tool around on with an ATV.
 
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Jaxomer

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Denamian

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I would become what I've always wanted to be, a hermit.

Build a house close enough to civilization so as to not be inconvenienced by it, but still somewhat isolated. Pay whoever I need to to ensure I have gigabit or better internet. Buy everything online, have everything delivered, and never leave home again.
 
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BoozeCube

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I would become what I've always wanted to be, a hermit.

Build a house close enough to civilization so as to not be inconvenienced by it, but still somewhat isolated. Pay whoever I need to to ensure I have gigabit or better internet. Buy everything online, have everything delivered, and never leave home again.

You could just say you want to be Sam

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Crone

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Make friends with other billionaires and ask questions about how I can oppress people to make even more money.

Hire a staff of personal trainers, including a couple food specialists.

Purchase property in places all over the world.

Buy EA and liquidate their assets. I'd sell the sports lines to SEGA.
Personal Trainers and Dieticians and personal chefs would for sure be part of my life. I'd be so SWOL!
 
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Ravishing

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This is stupid money and I hope at least 3 tickets win, or my company pool which has 120 people in it lol.

I'd finance some movies/ games. I couldn't just do nothing the rest of my life.
 
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Lithose

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If all the boring stuff is handled like speaking to a lawyer, hiring an accounting firm and then another to do audits on the first, and of course keeping it all secret.

I'd build my dream house. Nothing huge, but something with a really large pool--something I could realistically afford now but wouldn't be wise for me to buy. I'd set up my funds to pay out profits on investments and figure out with what I could do with that 'for fun'--might invest in some whacky projects or venture capital stuff, I'd go in expecting to lose it all but I would try to find projects that deserved a worthwhile chance, and which were run by guys who really busted their ass for their dream. I've also always wanted to travel extensively, so I'd do that.

Otherwise, the only really cool thing I've always wished I had enough to do is eat out often and tip the wait staff you see busting their asses really well, like a couple thousand dollars. Or do the secret Santa thing where I'd pay for random people's orders in line. Really enjoy the idea of making someone's day who is in that bracket of working hard but still struggling. I think I could have a lot of fun, for a long time with that (And would always try to keep it anonymous or it would ruin it...nothing worse than being asked to do it.)
 
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Kiroy

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Really enjoy the idea of making someone's day who is in that bracket of working hard but still struggling. I think I could have a lot of fun, for a long time with that (And would always try to keep it anonymous or it would ruin it...nothing worse than being asked to do it.)

Just venmo Erronius Erronius 30 bucks for dinner and sleep like a baby tonight.
 
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DrFukasaka

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I would start my own porn sight company called "the vault" which is just me and 1 camera with no plan to release the videos and spend the rest of my life fucking the latest and hottest porn stars.
 
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