Thanksgiving - Ham > Turkey

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BoozeCube

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For Thanksgiving I say Ham beats Turkey in every fucking category. Change my mind.


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TJT

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Well when I was growing up we always had Prime Rib for Thanksgiving and Christmas... for some reason.

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TJT

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We had that as well. Also with the turkey and ham.

Damn lol. My entire family is only like 10 people so it was just the prime rib. We had a turkey or a ham with it a couple times.
 
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BoozeCube

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Well when I was growing up we always had Prime Rib for Thanksgiving and Christmas... for some reason.

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We do Prime Rib at Christmas too, which is obviously superior to both Ham and Turkey.
 
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Harshaw

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Damn lol. My entire family is only like 10 people so it was just the prime rib. We had a turkey or a ham with it a couple times.

Growing up if everyone came we were easily 30+ people for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Nowadays it's about 20. Lol still a lot. It would be crazier if some family hadn't spread out across the U.S.
 
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iannis

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Ham so good.

All the nitrates give me wicked farts. 100% worth it.
 
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Noodleface

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I feel like most people fuck turkey up but it's really hard to fuck up ham
 
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iannis

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And turkey doesn't keep as well as ham even if it is well cooked the first day it dries out a lot faster. You get better mileage out of the ham.
 
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alavaz

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My family always did a ham and a turkey. I hate ham though. Honestly my favorite part about turkey is not eating it hot out of the oven - well aside from maybe the drumsticks. I like turkey sandwiches and then taking the turkey carcass and making turkey soup. God damn is turkey soup good.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Got both from honey bakes, ez mode... and then made some bacon for club sammaches left overs- e-e-epic
 
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Chukzombi

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i prefer a ham, but i switch it up every few years with turkey just to keep from getting in a rut.
 
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Asshat wormie

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Had baked salmon and branzino yesterday. Beats ham but worse than turkey.
 
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sukik

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Turkey dark meat > ham > turkey white meat.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Did both a ham and turkey yesterday.

I've been spatchcocking the turkey for the past few years, so the breast meat doesn't overcook and it really moist.

Ham is just a homemade glaze with orange juice, brownsugar, honey, soy sauce, and cloves.

Both were outstanding, thought the true winner every year is the gravy which I estimate has about 103958585calroies per tbsp.
 
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TJT

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I feel like most people fuck turkey up but it's really hard to fuck up ham

There is only one real way to make turkey. Brine it for 2 days then cook it at 475 for 90 minutes. Perfect every single time.

Putting stuffing in a turkey is so dumb. It just dries it out.
 
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Uriel

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If the turkey is deep fried, it competes with a good honey glazed ham.
 
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