Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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So probably TMI but yeah still banging this chick and she is amazing. So she does frustrate me some in that she is always slow to reply to text and when making plans 6:30 pm will turn into 8-9pm with her. I get to the point of just writing her off for the evening and then she shows up. Then again she makes up for being flaky by sucking and fucking like an Olympian. We had been using condoms for the last few weeks but tonight we skipped em which I feel stupid for since I don't want her to get pregnant. On the good side and bad side I just couldn't cum tonight so while it felt 10x better not using a condom I just couldn't finish. The good side is I could last forever and we ran the gamut, I choked her some fucked her, put it in her ass although that didn't last long since I could barely get in her but she was down so I cant complain. She didn't go ass to mouth fully in that she grabbed a washcloth from the bathroom to wipe it down after her ass before sucking it again but goddamn. I am exhausted and drained and I didn't nut but was still enjoyable. I guess I am glad because I wouldn't put it past my stupidity to creampie her.
TLDR: Chick is amazing sex is great, she is flaky not sure if age or her just being a flake.
TLDR: Chick is amazing sex is great, she is flaky not sure if age or her just being a flake.
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ToeMissile
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Gavinmad
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Frenzied Wombat
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I've come to the conclusion that any chick under 35 or so is incapable of showing up on time and is generally a flake all around. It's as if the modern day abundance of gadgets that facilitate communication, organization, and navigation have had the opposite effect on the generation that grew up with them. Probably been on 10+ dates the last year and not a single one has shown up on time. Not a single one-- all are at least 15-45 minutes late, and txt you at the last minute to say so. If they have to find parking then add a few drama/anxiety filled txts over that "nightmare". Same thing with stupid txts-- many hours to text back a simple response, and when they do they have no shame in saying "hey sorry I didn't get back sooner, been slammed". Really? You're going to tell a guy that grew up having to pull over, make change, and line up at a pay phone to give someone an update that you didn't "have time" to send me a txt saying you'd need to cancel tonight?
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She has a 1 year old.
I said myself it was a poor decision, then again we are both clean, and she was just coming off her period so the timing wasn’t there for baby making in general.
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I mean try as I might I just could never cross that threshold. It wasn't for lack of desire, or trying. It isn't like it happens often, hell usually I am more worried about busting sooner than I would like.
Only a single time in my entire life that my penis has touched a woman has it not ended in jizz within 30 minutes.
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Honestly I think it could have something to do with the anti-depressant I am on, one of the side effects fucks with your libido, and can cause ED which I haven't had a problem with thankfully, but I did notice a huge upswing in desire when I stopped taking it for a while.
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I listed the 30 minutes because sometimes it touches her and then a pipe bursts in a wall so we shut the water off and clean up and then come back to sex and I thrust a second time and am done.
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Noodleface
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When I first started dating my wife we went condomless (yeah.....) And in the beginning I had trouble cumming. Sometimes it would be an hour+ session. I think it was a mental block because of not using a condom.
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I normally don't ejaculate on the first time with a girl, I'm too nervous, I last for ever like an hour, but i don't finish. Also if you are used to going bareback, then you use a condom, it makes a yuuge difference in sensitivity. Also some condoms lubricants contains chemicals that fuck up with your penis.
Khane
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I used to actually give women like this a piece of my mind and have pointless conversations trying to point out there rudeness when things like that happened but it was a fruitless endeavor that only served to upset me more with the nonsensical excuses they would come up with. Now I just remove them from my contacts and never speak to them again. 45 minutes late for a date? If she's 10+ minutes late with no text I'm just leaving and not even texting her. See ya later.
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Frenzied Wombat
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It really is nuts though because they seem to actually believe their stupid excuses and get super defensive if you dare make an issue out of it. There was one broad that told me to be at her place for 6:30PM to pick her up for dinner (she had the day off). I leave work 30 minutes early to get to her place on time, and manage to do so despite rush hour. Bitch made me wait parked outside for 20 minutes because she *still* wasn't ready. When I point out the irony that I came from work, halfway across the city, and made it on time only for the chick who's been lounging around her house all day is still late, she accused ME of making a big deal out of nothing and ruining our evening.. Another chick I had a fourth date with on a Saturday night was driving back from New Mexico on Thursday, so Saturday morning I text her "what time tonight?" as a follow up to a previous txt that went unanswered. No answer until Monday when she says she was "overwhelmed" driving back from New Mexico (13 hour drive) and then having to work Friday evening, and didn't have time to text me.. "You didn't have time during a 13 hour car ride to reply to my txt?". Her response? "I'm not a robot you know". I'm serious.
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Noodleface
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Big Phoenix
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Man that shit is annoying in general. Nothing rustles my jimmies more than people taking 4-5 hours or days to respond to a god damn text message.
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