MusicForFish vs. Lightning Lord Rule - You're too conspiracy for me, I'm sorry! (though I'm still a bit salty at LLR for grievous thread renaming!)
Synj vs. Butthurt - I don't know who Butthurt is, so you're an asshat for simply being irrelevant in my stable.
Bandwagon vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - The "Bash dem froggies" mantra you harbored back in the EQ LoS days was a bit homosexual, so...
Tyen vs. nevergone - Toughest decision of the poll. Betasoft vs. Douchebag Extraordinaire. In the end, douchiness is more asshatish.
Alkorin vs. Lunis - One person is a completely normal dude, the other is a completely anti-normal dude.
lost vs. gshurik - gshurik doesn't want to beat the shit out of women either.
Xequecal vs. Spinegnawer - I soooo need to explain, amirite?
Chthonic-anemos vs. Maul - Same situ as Butthurt: idk / idc
Korrupt vs. Punko - Punko is a bitchass bitch.
Erronius vs. Foler - For starters I'm literally in love with Erronius, for seconds I'm not a fan of kool-aid or watches.
Ossoi vs. Vanessa - No beef with ya, you're just up against OOAK.