If u could b any animal what would you be?

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pharmakos

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Would definitely be a dolphin. They seem like they have a lot of fun.
 
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Warr

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Chanur

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I would be a great fire drake from the north.
 
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Ome

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Definitely not a gorilla. We all know there lives don't matter. RIP Harambe!
 
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joz123

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I would be a rickshaw because this thread like 99% of the ones you create suck ass
 
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Zapatta

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I'd be a spider because they make way better threads than this.
 
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Void

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I've always said I want to be a pampered house cat in my next life. Sleep all day, fed regularly to where you get kinda chubby, can throw up wherever and whenever you want just for fun, and can still fuck up a dog if necessary. I couldn't play video games or masturbate, but I also wouldn't realize I was missing them, and otherwise life would be perfect. I might lose my nuts, but again, I wouldn't know any better.
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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I've always said I want to be a pampered house cat in my next life. Sleep all day, fed regularly to where you get kinda chubby, can throw up wherever and whenever you want just for fun, and can still fuck up a dog if necessary. I couldn't play video games or masturbate, but I also wouldn't realize I was missing them, and otherwise life would be perfect. I might lose my nuts, but again, I wouldn't know any better.

Cats can masturbate. I've seen mine do it, well try to. Was kinda pathetic. Decided to help him out a little so I got a q tip, dipped it in some Vaseline and got to work. Within 10 minutes I had that cat at the best climax he'd probably ever had.
 
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