If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

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Daidraco

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Was good laughs until everyone started getting all analytical.
 
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There is no mind/body dualism. If you woke up in their body, you would just be them. Your attitudes and behaviors would reflect the biological substrate of that body. If the body you're in has the hormones to like getting dicked, you would enjoy getting dicked.
 
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If you decided to get railed, would you be morally obligated to tell the dude about your status and warn him that fucking you might technically be gay?
 
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There is no mind/body dualism. If you woke up in their body, you would just be them. Your attitudes and behaviors would reflect the biological substrate of that body. If the body you're in has the hormones to like getting dicked, you would enjoy getting dicked.
sooooo.... @a_skeleton_02 has a chance?
 
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Mist

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sooooo.... @a_skeleton_02 has a chance?
I clearly do not have the right hormones. Even if I meet a guy who by some miracle has a tolerable personality, men just smell absolutely disgusting to me and it gets more and more gross the more intimate you try to get.

I ask heterosexual women how they can stand the smell of men and they look at me like I'm fucking crazy. They apparently find this smell appealing.
 
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iannis

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So what if I bought some soiled japanese panties and wore them, you're saying it might work?

We can get freaky.
 
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There is no mind/body dualism. If you woke up in their body, you would just be them. Your attitudes and behaviors would reflect the biological substrate of that body. If the body you're in has the hormones to like getting dicked, you would enjoy getting dicked.

Entirely apart from assuming the mechanism, this doesn't seem likely. You wouldn't 'just be them' if you have your own memories, and attitudes and behaviors seems a particularly big stretch. Even if you suddenly find that dick is attractive, it doesn't mean you are going to go out and suck them every Friday night.
 

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There is no mind/body dualism. If you woke up in their body, you would just be them. Your attitudes and behaviors would reflect the biological substrate of that body. If the body you're in has the hormones to like getting dicked, you would enjoy getting dicked.

You just have to believe that so that you can have an excuse for being the way you are.
 

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What if you're in the middle of fucking some dude and right in the middle of it "BANG!!!" you're back to your male form.

With that guy's dick wedged deep up in your dick's pee channel.
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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This whole gender dysmophia/dysphoria/dyscordia/whatever the fuck you want to call it is one thing, it's a mental illness and should be treated as such. Doctors pushing transitioning to make $$ is fucked. Unfortunately looking like a women doesn't mean you'll ever be one, just a imposter. It's sad to be honest because for some it's a serious issue (not a fad) and if we spent half as much time treating it like a mental issue then we could see better results versus treating it as a physical one and having them off themselves (which is fucked up, suicide isn't a joke). Seems the whole tranny situation is very one sided and the LGBT community would crucify anyone with gender diswhatever for saying that they thought transitioning is wrong or regretting their transition.

All that being said, while I disagree with Vanessa Vanessa , I do think Vanessa is rather level headed in other respects and I do apologise for being a dick in your thread about your YouTube videos. You're cat is cool and I was being angsty. Continue on.
 

The_Black_Log Foler

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Got off topic on the last post but as others have said if this happened I'd just live the good life. Women have it so easy, all you really need to do is go to the gym. Find a rich dude, open a patreon and twitch, thott, etc. Seriously find a rich guy who owns a Ferrari, you get to drive it while that sucker is the one who had to work for it.
 

Vanessa

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I clearly do not have the right hormones. Even if I meet a guy who by some miracle has a tolerable personality, men just smell absolutely disgusting to me and it gets more and more gross the more intimate you try to get.

I ask heterosexual women how they can stand the smell of men and they look at me like I'm fucking crazy. They apparently find this smell appealing.
Pheromones perhaps?

Mist, do you even find a_skeleton_02 attractive?

Also... be honest; are you a fatty? I'm stereotyping, absolutely; the majority of lesbos aren't lipstick lesbos or skinny man-types and are just unattractive chubs (I'm honestly not trying to be rude about this, just finding if you're in the majority or not).

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This whole gender dysmophia/dysphoria/dyscordia/whatever the fuck you want to call it is one thing, it's a mental illness and should be treated as such. Doctors pushing transitioning to make $$ is fucked. Unfortunately looking like a women doesn't mean you'll ever be one, just a imposter. It's sad to be honest because for some it's a serious issue (not a fad) and if we spent half as much time treating it like a mental issue then we could see better results versus treating it as a physical one and having them off themselves (which is fucked up, suicide isn't a joke). Seems the whole tranny situation is very one sided and the LGBT community would crucify anyone with gender diswhatever for saying that they thought transitioning is wrong or regretting their transition.

All that being said, while I disagree with Vanessa Vanessa , I do think Vanessa is rather level headed in other respects and I do apologise for being a dick in your thread about your YouTube videos. You're cat is cool and I was being angsty. Continue on.
You're not the first and won't be the last but I find the statement "I disagree with Vanessa" puzzling. What have I said about the transgender debate that is not rooted in reality here? By all means, edify me on your stance... I'd love to have a dialogue about this (and feel free to post a reply in my thread as to not derail this too much).

You can be a dick all you want, promise; you're in good company... Regardless, I wish I could say the feeling is mutual though Foler. I either think your intelligence agency is lacking a few key players or you're trying waaay to hard because you think being a trollish edgelord is going to earn you cool points but it's not and the worst part about this is I truly am not sure which scenario is true about you. The evidence is dripping from your posts.
 
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Maul

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Pheromones perhaps?

Mist, do you even find a_skeleton_02 attractive?

Also... be honest; are you a fatty? I'm stereotyping, absolutely; the majority of lesbos aren't lipstick lesbos or skinny man-types and are just unattractive chubs (I'm honestly not trying to be rude about this, just finding if you're in the majority or not).

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You're not the first and won't be the last but I find the statement "I disagree with Vanessa" puzzling. What have I said about the transgender debate that is not rooted in reality here? By all means, edify me on your stance... I'd love to have a dialogue about this (and feel free to post a reply in my thread as to not derail this too much).

You can be a dick all you want, promise; you're in good company... Regardless, I wish I could say the feeling is mutual though Foler. I either think your intelligence agency is lacking a few key players or you're trying waaay to hard because you think being a trollish edgelord is going to earn you cool points but it's not and the worst part about this is I truly am not sure which scenario is true about you. The evidence is dripping from your posts.
What a cunt.
 
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GuardianX

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With that guy's dick wedged deep up in your dick's pee channel.

That isn't what you are having sex with when you are fucking a girl...

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a_skeleton_02

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Mist Mist I can fix that

I can sleep in a flannel spray some Lacoste for men and chain smoke and then I'll smell like every other dyke in history.
 
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Xarpolis

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Entirely apart from assuming the mechanism, this doesn't seem likely. You wouldn't 'just be them' if you have your own memories, and attitudes and behaviors seems a particularly big stretch. Even if you suddenly find that dick is attractive, it doesn't mean you are going to go out and suck them every Friday night.
When I was dreaming up this thread, I figured that you would only be a chick for a day tops. Maybe if you ever woke up in a girl's body again, it would be your 2nd day.

Age appropriate meant that you could legally fuck if you so desired. IE - You wouldn't awaken as a 4 year old girl. But maybe 21-25 would be good.

Realistically, it's just a day to experience what the other sex experiences. Something to try.
 
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