zombiewizardhawk
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If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?
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Mist me or a_skeleton_02. We're you're only hopes and you're running out of time.
Mist
knows we are soulmates, after her mother and stepfather's unfortunate carbon monoxide poisoning we will raise a family that I will home school while she works overtime at her job.Our strong white children will be well prepared for the upcoming race war and economic collapse.
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Holy shit, I follow SS, and thought that this would be funny, or even better, sick. Y'all fucked it up, totally missed the point. I would, of course play with my newfound vagina until my fingers were wrinkly, then insert a plethora of various sized and shaped objects into it. I might get some dick, but would probably have the damn thing torn up already. I would get a full length, a hand held, and any other mirror that I could find and inspect that whole thing from top to motherfucking bottom.
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Evernothing
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khorum
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Honest answer, I would get one of these overnighted to me and probably not leave the house for a week or so. I would then have to reevaluate everything I have ever known.
Does it all have be all chocolate-flavored like that?
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Hoss
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a c i d.f l y
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It would honestly take me less than a day to want for my own existence. Having 100% access to titties and vagene would get old very quickly, given I have zero desire for dick to satisfy me. If stuck that way, I'd find myself lost and hopeless, fake fucking bitches with a strap on, disappointed the entire time.
Even if I was the hottest, fittest, sexiest bitch, I still wouldn't be OK with a dude plowing my hot box.
I would, however, spend a lot of time exploring what actually felt good. So much to be learned there. Some could say experience with a dude would be helpful, but I seriously doubt it. Every woman I've been with that knows herself doesn't need me. I'm just a stick to grind on. How well I maintain an erection is also almost a nonfactor. It's all the shit a dude doesn't think about and a woman will never say, the latter being exceptionally mind blowing.
Even if I was the hottest, fittest, sexiest bitch, I still wouldn't be OK with a dude plowing my hot box.
I would, however, spend a lot of time exploring what actually felt good. So much to be learned there. Some could say experience with a dude would be helpful, but I seriously doubt it. Every woman I've been with that knows herself doesn't need me. I'm just a stick to grind on. How well I maintain an erection is also almost a nonfactor. It's all the shit a dude doesn't think about and a woman will never say, the latter being exceptionally mind blowing.
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This would be an excellent first line of a novel. Catchy, clearly a back story...who doesn't want to read more?
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First I'd take a mirror and check if my beef curtain merits a post in the appropriate thread on these forums or not.
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