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People that either don't respond to a text or get back to you hours/days later saying they were busy. How are you so busy you cant take 5 seconds to respond to a text?

People who expect real-time responses while using an asynchronous medium.
 
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Hoss

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You're might just be an insufferable cunt that they don't want to talk to. I'm not saying you are cause I don't know you. I'm just saying you need to write that on the board as a possibility.
 
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Koushirou

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This bitch in the apartment upstairs that stomps back and forth over and over again across her apartment for an hour at a time starting at 4 fucking AM every morning then goes to town on her shitty little exercise machine and makes this garbage ceiling do the most obnoxious fucking rapid squeaking I’ve ever heard. Just 10 more days of this shit and I’ll be out of this garbage apartment.
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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Nothing rustling my Jims this morning. It's gonna be a good day Bros.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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People that either don't respond to a text or get back to you hours/days later saying they were busy. How are you so busy you cant take 5 seconds to respond to a text?
Usually what happens is I'll read the text but not want to respond to it immediately, then I'll forget about it until I go back and look at texts later. /shrug, Must not be that important if you sent one text.
 
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Wantonsoup95

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Had a cough so bad I threw my back out in a coughing fit all the while our main maintenance man is on vacation. Only to have our grain elevator plug due to new guy not watching stuff. Spent 3 hours this morning 30 feet in the air scooping 2 tons of sodium bicarbonate out of the augers.

At least the breakroom has one of those old radiator heaters. Chilled to the bone, fuck!
 

cabbitcabbit

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Shitty neighbors are getting evicted (a good first sign is 15 trash bags and a mattress out on the curb) and there seems to be some extremely loud discourse about whose fault it is. The girl who was always screaming about how hard it is to get a job or the drunk guy who would take his shirt off and scream at the top of his lungs in the middle of the night.

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sleevedraw

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"We’re here to help our customers facing financial difficulties as a result of the U.S. Government shutdown. If you need assistance, please reach out to our customer care professionals via the mobile app, chat or call the number on the back of your card."

If only financial institutions had such magnanimity during, say, the meltdown in '08. You know, when people who had actual, productive jobs had fallen on hard times?
 
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gshurik

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Having to deal with 4 social events in a week. Get away from me you filthy animals.
 
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Conefed

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A cough that returns as soon as the lozenge is gone.

A sore muscle as soon as the heat removed.
 

lgarthy

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The fact that my buddy Bob hasn't gotten paid for weeks and works for TSA and that last weekend he was only one of 6 people that showed up for his station in Washington DC!
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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Needing to take a monster shit immediately after getting out of the shower. Mother fucker.

That is literally the worst thing ever. Then u gotta jump back in the shower after u poo just so you can wipe your ass.
 

Conefed

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Not getting paid sucks. But everywhere that I've worked there are corkboards with pinned up information. Every single worker that passes by that board should have been prepared for the shutdown. There should have been contingencies set in place. There should have been financial advisers on hand months before shutdown. These things aren't surprises anymore. Shutdowns are going to be regular from here on out. Why weren't people prepared on all levels from subordinates to leaders to administration?
I'm a systems guy, so when I see things fail due to a lack of structure, it rustles me.
I'd at least like that information covered by an article somewhere.