The Fast Food Thread

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Xevy

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Wow mcdj no wonder you're getting divorced you fucking faggot ass piece of shit

Finally a good Noodle opinion in the Fast Food Thread. *black solidarity fist*

Some one needs to give McCheese thread-only AMOD status so he can swing his righteous hammer on this McDj character. Imagine, being named McD and being anti fast food. The tragedy.
 

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I just rekt this entire bag while reading about foo.. cancer?’!

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pharmakos

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I have never heard of it until you, which is why I asked. I can’t find any conclusive evidence that it does. If my oncologist told me that injury caused my ball cancer I’d get a second and third opinion. Not trying to be an asshole to you, I just remember you posting awhile ago about how you’re still dealing with it. Processed foods are known to be carcinogenic, but you do you, we can continue this in the health thread if you like.

“There’s no link between athletic sports in general and biking in particular with regard to the incidence of testicular cancer,” Thomas Schwaab, an associate professor of oncology at Roswell Park Cancer Institute in Buffalo, New York told LiveScience.
modern science also says there's no link between sugar and cancer, and probably also denies that the chemicals you're worried about cause cancer at the levels they're present in the food we eat, either. you seem to be picking and choosing which parts of modern science you accept.

sometimes anecdotal evidence is actually ahead of science, for a myriad of reasons. i've met other testicular cancer patients during my treatments that claim their cancer started after an injury. for me, the timing made it pretty obvious -- i had an accident that caused a pretty serious blow to my junk, and a week later a lump showed up on my testicle. sometimes cancer just doesn't go away, it's not always the fault of the individual. the biggest factor in the continued presence of mine is that i ignored my symptoms for nearly a year before going to the doctor. testicular cancer gets much harder to treat after it's metastasized to the retroperitoneum.

thank you for changing tone and dropping the Lumi act, btw.
 

a_skeleton_05

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Fuck off with the cancer stuff in the fast food thread (don't let him bait you, pharm)
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Chips Ahoy has bags of little chocolate coated cookies now that are fucking amazeballs after you've chilled them in the fridge

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Crone

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I just rekt this entire bag while reading about foo.. cancer?’!

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I'm so jealous right now. :(

I'm trying to be better about eating while traveling. Had the #9 Taco Bell combo. Crunchwrap Supreme taco and drink. Removed the dairy from the crunch wrap. Added Chipotle sauce and pico! So damn good! Thew on a fresco style bean burrito for good measure, to try it that way and it wasn't that great.

pharmakos pharmakos wasn't lying! Chipotle sauce is so amazing!
 
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Crone

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Yeh dude when I travel for work it's pretty hard to eat healthy. Especially in the fucking south
Work gives me $75 / day for food, use it or lose it. I throw on apps and desserts constantly just to use up more money. It's terrible!
 
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Xevy

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Work gives me $75 / day for food, use it or lose it. I throw on apps and desserts constantly just to use up more money. It's terrible!

What the actual fuck. $75? Are you a rent-out lumberjack or some shit? Fuck that, I was basically a lumberjack and my per diem was like 25 bucks.
 

Void

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For $75 a day I'd either be eating high quality steak every day (since you can't make it yourself on the road), or I'd find a network of chinese food places that offer rub & tugs in the back room. Bob Kraft can probably hook me up with some locations.
 

Xevy

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I guess it's different if they're budgeting in meals with clients. But if it's $75 a day to feed just yourself. Jesus christ.

You could almost eat Chik Fil A for 3 meals a day on that budget!
 
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Crone

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It's $75/day for just myself. While I do live in the Pacific Northwest, I'm not a lumberjack. Lol. I'm in Healthcare IT, as a Field Service Engineer. I install cardiac monitoring systems in hospitals.

I don't do anything with clients, but I love it when another FSE is in town because then we can call it a Business meal!
 

Noodleface

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That's a lot.on food a day man. Some dudes here max out and it's absurd to me. The only time I did that was when we went to a steak house
 

Crone

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That's a lot.on food a day man. Some dudes here max out and it's absurd to me. The only time I did that was when we went to a steak house
We have 3rd party contractors that get assigned to our jobs, and I usually buy them all lunch to try and spend more of the money. But yea, unless I go out for steak, I don't typically spend it all.
 

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A friend of mine used to work for HP and their policy was that as long as your manager would sign off on it you were good. He was in town once and I went out with him and 2 other HP people and we ran up a $300 tab on steaks and booze and they were like "Dave's going to laugh his ass off at this one!".
 

Chanur

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I used to get per diem. Now I just have the company card and a nebulous don't go crazy.