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How do they make you angry?

Trex has OCD about having only plastic hangers.

This is bullshit because wire hangers are so incredibly useful.

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Ameraves

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First of all, wire hangers are garbage that the dry cleaners sends home with you, and you should feel bad for preferring them over the joy that is plastic hangers.

My wife refuses to make decisions, about anything. And it is absolutely infuriating.

Me - What do you want for dinner?
Her - I don't know, whatever sounds good
Me - How about sushi
Her - *scrunches up her face in clear distaste*
Me - Ohh, I know! How about that new Chinese Place
Her - Eh, I don't really want Chinese
Me - Ikes? (dope sandwich place near us)
Her - Bleh, no
Me - Well what do you want then?
Her - I don't know, whatever you want is fine
Me - ....
 
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tyen

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wire hangers are better because of the multiple uses they serve. plastic hangers only serve one use, inferior.

rated your post as nazi, because first.

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You can tell he regrets not having any around for the past few years.
 
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Mine volunteers me to tell stories of her choosing.

"Hey, tell them the story of that time my Dad laughed at you for being an idiot at the baseball game. Do you remember last summer?"

The whole thing is loaded from top to bottom. Here I am talking power drills and charcoal with my uncle and now, all the sudden, I have to remember the time I spilled cheese on her Dad's favorite jersey?

Woman... YOU brought this mundane shit up, so YOU tell the story!!
 
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Ameraves

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wire hangers are better because of the multiple uses they serve. plastic hangers only serve one use, inferior.

rated your post as nazi, because first.

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Plastic hangers are superior because they look far better in the closet. Their purpose is to hang shirts, not be a multi-purpose tool for your shennanigans. Rated your post Faggotry for...Faggotry!
 
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When I have a project I see it through from start to end. When she has a project, it becomes my project.

Case in point:
Me building a PC: researched, ordered, assembled, troubleshoot, geek out
Her installing curtains: look at pictures online at shit that will never work for our house, her measuring and ordering the wrong size, her asking me to help her measure after returning the previously ordered wrong size, her asking me where the tools are that she will need, me taking over and finishing the project.

Every. Fucking. Time.

EDIT: Furthermore I would never dream of imposing on her to help me finish something that I started. Honey! I can't figure out how to get these new brake pads installed, would you mind?
 
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When I have a project I see it through from start to end. When she has a project, it becomes my project.

Case in point:
Me building a PC: researched, ordered, assembled, troubleshoot, geek out
Her installing curtains: look at pictures online at shit that will never work for our house, her measuring and ordering the wrong size, her asking me to help her measure after returning the previously ordered wrong size, her asking me where the tools are that she will need, me taking over and finishing the project.

Every. Fucking. Time.

Are we the exact same person?

Time is a lie. Everything I know is wrong..
 
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Turning on every light in the entire house. Every. Single. One. Not just at night, either.
 
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Request to change this title to "annoying things your spouse does". For example, complain that our house is impeccably clean and organized.

And everything ameraves said.

#troubleinparadise
 
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ME: Walking in from work i slap her ass and ask her
hey babies how are you....put my hands in all the right spots
Her: not feeling it right now

Other days

Her: why cant you be more spontaneous ?
Me: you mean like all the times when i come home in the middle of the day and try for noon time quickie or when you come by my work sometimes and I show you off then try to do something more with you but you shut me down. Or how about when I come home and sneak up on you but you tell me not know or some shit along those lines? That kind of spontaneity
Her: you dont have be such an ass about it

in the end its my fault. as it should be. I dont try hard enough i guess.
 
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99% of the month I never open the fridge. When I do it is for one of two things. Ketchup or Mustard. Both are always buried in the bottom shelf at the very back. I put them back in the door or front of the shelf only to find next time I have to move shit out of the way to get to it every time.
I don't ask for much just 2 little spots to get to the only things I ever touch. Nope, let's put the only 2 things I use in the most buried behind the half rotting watermelon and 40 flavored waters so I make sure to knock over 20 things to get to it.
 
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How do they make you angry?

Trex has OCD about having only plastic hangers.

This is bullshit because wire hangers are so incredibly useful.

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Both are silly, Felt Hangers are best, clothes don't slip off hangers. especially womens clothing, having those low shoulders or idk, no shoulders?
99% of the month I never open the fridge. When I do it is for one of two things. Ketchup or Mustard. Both are always buried in the bottom shelf at the very back. I put them back in the door or front of the shelf only to find next time I have to move shit out of the way to get to it every time.
I don't ask for much just 2 little spots to get to the only things I ever touch. Nope, let's put the only 2 things I use in the most buried behind the half rotting watermelon and 40 flavored waters so I make sure to knock over 20 things to get to it.
da fuq?
Send your woman back to wife school, Door is for butter cheese and sauces, condiments, juices, waters.

Oh lord don't tell me she puts meat on the top shelf, yous gonna die!
 
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Not my wife, but managed to wake up at 5:15 AM this morning on my day off, she has to be at work at around 7:15, I did everything for her, she still leaves the house at 7:25 --- It's like she doesn't care about being employed?
 
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Mine volunteers me to tell stories of her choosing.

"Hey, tell them the story of that time my Dad laughed at you for being an idiot at the baseball game. Do you remember last summer?"

The whole thing is loaded from top to bottom. Here I am talking power drills and charcoal with my uncle and now, all the sudden, I have to remember the time I spilled cheese on her Dad's favorite jersey?

Woman... YOU brought this mundane shit up, so YOU tell the story!!

!!! My wife is the worse on this. I'll try to act like I'm too busy to be bothered or I'll say something to attempt to deflect, but naw she'll get me. It's infuriating. Depending on who they are I'll sometimes spin an incredibly long or bullshitty yarn, much to my wife's disgust.

She also fucking kills me with wanting to remodel everything all the time. Of course she can't understand youtube or written instructions so it becomes something I do...should have never told her I did home remodels and later just drywall work before I got my degree. If I ever get divorced for some reason, I'm going to always act as if I'm the dumbest man alive going forward. Hopefully won't get bothered with that kind of shit anymore.
 
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