Annoying shit your wife does

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Soygen

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My wife can't take a punch. Always crying and screaming about how her teeth are lose at even just a minor backhand. What a pussy.
Talk to Aldarion. He could use some tips on how to get some shit done around the house.
 

GonzytheMage

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One of the many annoying things that has happened during our marriage...

I bought and older house that I could afford so it needed improvements which I work on quarterly. She bitches about needing a over head light in the living room for over a year. Meanwhile we used lamps etc to illuminate the room.

I decide it's time to tackle that project so I go buy the fixture, climb into the attic, wire in the fixture, and hang said fixture. I was ahead of the game on this on so I installed switches at both entrances of the room with dimmer switches thinking she would bitch that it's too bright.

To this day she never turns it on and still uses the lamps on our end tables. Why you may ask? Because the overhead light is too much light and she just wants a little bit.

#rustled
 
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Moogalak

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browsing the FSR; "are you looking at that boobie forum again?" arrgggghhh
 
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BrutulTM

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One of the many annoying things that has happened during our marriage...

I bought and older house that I could afford so it needed improvements which I work on quarterly. She bitches about needing a over head light in the living room for over a year. Meanwhile we used lamps etc to illuminate the room.

I decide it's time to tackle that project so I go buy the fixture, climb into the attic, wire in the fixture, and hang said fixture. I was ahead of the game on this on so I installed switches at both entrances of the room with dimmer switches thinking she would bitch that it's too bright.

To this day she never turns it on and still uses the lamps on our end tables. Why you may ask? Because the overhead light is too much light and she just wants a little bit.

#rustled

Just think of it as something you did to reduce complaining in the house and not an actual light fixture.
 
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Intrinsic

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Makes a grilled cheese sandwich, ends up using 3 pans, 1 pot, two cutting boards, 4 knives, 12 spatulas, and the food processor, leaves every ingredient out and dish right where she finished using it.
 
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Marmac

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- Comes in the washroom while I'm taking a shit, shower or getting ready in the morning
- Texts me for the dumbest shit that can always wait until I get home to discuss
- Checks my computer for porn which I don't give a shit about but still annoying
- Texts my friends to find out where I am
- Always complaining about how slow I do the renovations around the house
- Leaves the wet cloth hanging on the kitchen faucet
- Leaves too much stuff laying around on the kitchen counter
- Leaves the dog shit bags on the ground next to the garbage instead of just putting them right away in the garbage
 
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Nirgon

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holds the door wide open for our in laws to fuck with us instead of telling them we're 30+ and to fuck off with the insane life controlling shit/badgering/guilting.

fortunately, I finally told them to fuck off with it. big time.
 

Ishad

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Turns the ac up then sits under a blanket on the couch.
 
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Dyvim

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You posters r becoming lazy
Respect-the-Mullet.jpg
 

GonzytheMage

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Bro...not good. A good woman should enjoying watching porn WITH you or by themselves.

Pretty sure if we had good women in our lives our cocks would stay drained and our bellies full.

Instead we have entitled mini feminist bitches that only use women's lib when it spins in their favor.
 
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Zastlyn

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Jesus christ some of you have pathetic wives/lives if you're not trolling. You need to set some fucking boundaries with these women.
 
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Heylel

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My wife is beautiful, funny, fantastically brilliant, career driven, and a hard worker. She's also habitually late for everything, all the time, forever, and it's not that she's a bad housekeeper... she's no housekeeper at all. There is laundry in no less than four locations right now. I had less clutter when I lived with two roommates who smoked weed and drank all the time.

I miss the days when I could arrive on time for appointments and didn't worry about stepping on random shit every morning.
 
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Joeboo

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My wife always buys weird flavors of normal things

"Hey honey, grab some pringles when you go to the grocery store"

She'll come back with some sort of goddamn honey lime sriracha pringles or some crap.

She buys weird flavors of beer. My beer fridge is half full of random hard Root Beer, Hard Orange Soda, Watermelon Radler, etc.

I JUST WANT NORMAL FOOD
 
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mkopec

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Sits on her ass all fucking day the days she does not work, which is all but two of them. Then does a few loads of laundry Sunday, then piles all of it on our recliner chair in the family room. It proceeds to sit there for a few days until the kids bitch about not having underwear and shit.
 

Nirgon

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lol yeah "i got healthy stuff at the store"



2 weeks later, "I'm uh... throwing this shit out it went bad" (hasn't even been opened yet)

good one
 
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Ryoz

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Makes all kinds of plans for you or "us" during a day off work and I just wanna play video games.
 
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