Annoying shit your wife does

Fenriz · Aug 17, 2016

Paranoia said:
I like how she can turn her fault shit she has fucked on and somehow in her mind and in her argument make it so the its somehow my fault. Perfect example EVERY fucking day last week i said baby I have a package coming please dont forget to pick it up I dont want it left outside $350 router. the night before Baby please dont forget about the package. Package comes and is left outside all gdamn day. I come home find it by the door I walk in
Me: Seriously What the fuck i asked you to not let this sit outside all damn day its 100 outside and someone could have stolen it.

Her fucking defense mechanism kicks in and then it starts with a few drops of crocodile tears and she says the following
Her: I hate it when you yell at me am your wife your suppose to treat me better, why didn't you call me and remind me if you had just taken the time to call me and remind me I wouldn't have forgotten. (keep your eyes on this move--->)Yelling at me makes me feel even worse now. (<--- see this shit this is her way of moving the guilt onto me by making me feel like shit for yelling at her but it gets better)
Her (cont) you could have come home and said baby why did you forget, you didn't need to cuss at me.
Me: dont you try that shit on me Mandy you fucked up I asked you all week long and even this morning not to fucking forget.
Her: baby your making me feel like shit right now and it hurts so much am sorry I know I mess up but now your just piling on and making it worse for me.

So its my fault for getting upset. Its my fault for letting her know am upset. Its my fault for making her feel like shit. Somehow in her own twisted women logic its my fault for pointing it out.

Sounds like my fucking girlfriend to a T.

trex · Aug 17, 2016

Lanx said:
whats a $500ish, i done fucked up, don't kill me in my sleep, i'm sorry bag brand?

It's hard to say not knowing her style. My style is very west coast minimalist (as in not flashy/gawdy)...and active wear. Matt and Nat is my latest obsession, they run $250 ish, but you could always do a large and a small or a neutral and a color. They're amazing. They go with everything. Plus they're newish to the market so you get to be stylish before it catches on. My only other true go to/like pretty much every bag is Kate Spade.

A lot of people are about Micheal Kors and Tory Burch these days...too dressy for me. A lot of people are into Rag and Bone... it's a little too boho/hipster for me. You could cruise those brands and see what fits her style best. Any bag with a giant name printed all over it, including LV is tacky and gets a thumb down from me.

ZyyzYzzy · Aug 17, 2016

trex said:
It's hard to say not knowing her style. My style is very west coast minimalist (as in not flashy/gawdy)...and active wear. Matt and Nat is my latest obsession, they run $250 ish, but you could always do a large and a small or a neutral and a color. They're amazing. They go with everything. Plus they're newish to the market so you get to be stylish before it catches on. My only other true go to/like pretty much every bag is Kate Spade.

A lot of people are about Micheal Kors and Tory Burch these days...too dressy for me. A lot of people are into Rag and Bone... it's a little too boho/hipster for me. You could cruise those brands and see what fits her style best. Any bag with a giant name printed all over it, including LV is tacky and gets a thumb down from me.

Do you like Matt and Nat becauae it can function as a feed bag for you swampdonkey?

Picasso3 · Aug 17, 2016

Coach really isn't that expensive is prob the reason it fell off the white wagon. My wife likes it fine for daily wear around the trailer park.

Nirgon · Aug 17, 2016

Yeah like chavs and Burberry. Apparently its making a come back? I can't see it personally, yuck.

That is a whole different abomination though.

Johnny53 · Aug 17, 2016

keeps being super sexual so i won't go back and bang hookers....
hookers need to make a living

Nirgon · Aug 17, 2016

"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!!?!?!"

yes.

Picasso3 · Aug 17, 2016

Nirgon said:
Yeah like chavs and Burberry. Apparently its making a come back? I can't see it personally, yuck.

That is a whole different abomination though.

My brother got a $300 Burberry wallet as a gift and it started fraying at the edges in months. Hilariously fucked up.

I can't stand all the patterns, 1 name plate, ok fine. My last leather wallet i found some good ole boy company in nc 25 bucks and it has been good, I'll probably seek out stuff like that more often when I need leather goods.

Aldarion · Aug 17, 2016

Paranoia said:
I like how she can turn her fault shit she has fucked on and somehow in her mind and in her argument make it so the its somehow my fault. Perfect example EVERY fucking day last week i said baby I have a package coming please dont forget to pick it up I dont want it left outside $350 router. the night before Baby please dont forget about the package. Package comes and is left outside all gdamn day. I come home find it by the door I walk in
Me: Seriously What the fuck i asked you to not let this sit outside all damn day its 100 outside and someone could have stolen it.

Her fucking defense mechanism kicks in and then it starts with a few drops of crocodile tears and she says the following
Her: I hate it when you yell at me am your wife your suppose to treat me better, why didn't you call me and remind me if you had just taken the time to call me and remind me I wouldn't have forgotten. (keep your eyes on this move--->)Yelling at me makes me feel even worse now. (<--- see this shit this is her way of moving the guilt onto me by making me feel like shit for yelling at her but it gets better)
Her (cont) you could have come home and said baby why did you forget, you didn't need to cuss at me.
Me: dont you try that shit on me Mandy you fucked up I asked you all week long and even this morning not to fucking forget.
Her: baby your making me feel like shit right now and it hurts so much am sorry I know I mess up but now your just piling on and making it worse for me.

So its my fault for getting upset. Its my fault for letting her know am upset. Its my fault for making her feel like shit. Somehow in her own twisted women logic its my fault for pointing it out.

This is a good example of the universal flaw we're all facing in our women: they treat emotions as if they were a real thing that should be included in cost benefit analysis, instead of made up bullshit that is literally 100% fictional and only exists inside their own heads.

Friday · Aug 17, 2016

She mailed a package out to Dallas or something.

The package gets mailed back to our house.

She's raging that the post office would mail something right back to us.

She comes up to me and is seriously like 'Why did this happen?'

I look at the box and the return address is huge girly handwritten pink/red/black stylized address of our house.

The TO: address is written in small as fuck black ball point ink and is barely noticeable under her huge name and address.

My respone was "i don't know you should call them". So she does and asks USPS support, over the phone, why it happened.

God help me if I point out that the carrier saw that big fucking return address and assumed it was the recipient.

It's like shes confusing the word "Why" with something that would make people give a shit.

Chanur · Aug 17, 2016

Naaaaah fuck that.

Paranoia said:
I like how she can turn her fault shit she has fucked on and somehow in her mind and in her argument make it so the its somehow my fault. Perfect example EVERY fucking day last week i said baby I have a package coming please dont forget to pick it up I dont want it left outside $350 router. the night before Baby please dont forget about the package. Package comes and is left outside all gdamn day. I come home find it by the door I walk in
Me: Seriously What the fuck i asked you to not let this sit outside all damn day its 100 outside and someone could have stolen it.

Her fucking defense mechanism kicks in and then it starts with a few drops of crocodile tears and she says the following
Her: I hate it when you yell at me am your wife your suppose to treat me better, why didn't you call me and remind me if you had just taken the time to call me and remind me I wouldn't have forgotten. (keep your eyes on this move--->)Yelling at me makes me feel even worse now.

This is where you interject say Good and walk the fuck away.

(<--- see this shit this is her way of moving the guilt onto me by making me feel like shit for yelling at her but it gets better)
Her (cont) you could have come home and said baby why did you forget, you didn't need to cuss at me.
Me: dont you try that shit on me Mandy you fucked up I asked you all week long and even this morning not to fucking forget.
Her: baby your making me feel like shit right now and it hurts so much am sorry I know I mess up but now your just piling on and making it worse for me.

So its my fault for getting upset. Its my fault for letting her know am upset. Its my fault for making her feel like shit. Somehow in her own twisted women logic its my fault for pointing it out.

Lanx · Aug 17, 2016

Friday said:
She mailed a package out to Dallas or something.

The package gets mailed back to our house.

She's raging that the post office would mail something right back to us.

She comes up to me and is seriously like 'Why did this happen?'

I look at the box and the return address is huge girly handwritten pink/red/black stylized address of our house.

The TO: address is written in small as fuck black ball point ink and is barely noticeable under her huge name and address.

My respone was "i don't know you should call them". So she does and asks USPS support, over the phone, why it happened.

God help me if I point out that the carrier saw that big fucking return address and assumed it was the recipient.

It's like shes confusing the word "Why" with something that would make people give a shit.

Let a third party deal with her shit by playing the patsy?

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Paranoia · Aug 17, 2016

Chanur
I will from.time to time when I get fed up just stop yelling claim down and in the middle of her shit in a claim and normal indoor voice I'll say to her stop, stop, stop

She will usually say stop what?
Me: you're doing it again just stop I don't want to fight or argu with you. (This is also me caving // trying to eND the confrontation asap. Just tired of the bullshit) this jester of peace sometimes works most of the time tho she will continue to argue her point and that's when I hit the ceiling and do my very best to destroy her logic
Her response to this, is 1 of 3
1) continue to tear up and hopes of me backing down
2) say the following your right and am always wrong your always right ....
3) on rare occasions she will simple say OK you are right I am sorry.

Faris · Aug 17, 2016

When we watch a movie she falls asleep in like 10 minutes, no matter who chose the movie.

At some point later in the evening she wakes up on the couch, jumps up and says "I'm going to bed" and straight up runs into the bedroom, turning all the lights on on the way.
She falls asleep in like 5 seconds then, still half clothed, TV and lights on, doors open, food not back in the fridge, frontdoor unlocked. Thats my job then because "she was sleeping already"

popsicledeath · Aug 17, 2016

Paranoia said:
Chanur
I will from.time to time when I get fed up just stop yelling claim down and in the middle of her shit in a claim and normal indoor voice I'll say to her stop, stop, stop

She will usually say stop what?
Me: you're doing it again just stop I don't want to fight or argu with you. (This is also me caving // trying to eND the confrontation asap. Just tired of the bullshit) this jester of peace sometimes works most of the time tho she will continue to argue her point and that's when I hit the ceiling and do my very best to destroy her logic
Her response to this, is 1 of 3
1) continue to tear up and hopes of me backing down
2) say the following your right and am always wrong your always right ....
3) on rare occasions she will simple say OK you are right I am sorry.

Someone needs to recreate that dumb redpill thread for situations like this.

Blazin · Aug 18, 2016

Bumping commonly used threads past the thread imports..

Titan_Atlas · Aug 18, 2016

Picasso3 said:
Coach really isn't that expensive is prob the reason it fell off the white wagon. My wife likes it fine for daily wear around the trailer park.

Don't ask why I know, but it's because Coach started making low quality knockoffs of their own product and selling them at outlet malls. It is widely known, except to my wife apparently, that the ones you buy at the outlet mall are cheaply made pieces of crap.

Cad · Aug 19, 2016

Paranoia said:
I like how she can turn her fault shit she has fucked on and somehow in her mind and in her argument make it so the its somehow my fault. Perfect example EVERY fucking day last week i said baby I have a package coming please dont forget to pick it up I dont want it left outside $350 router. the night before Baby please dont forget about the package. Package comes and is left outside all gdamn day. I come home find it by the door I walk in
Me: Seriously What the fuck i asked you to not let this sit outside all damn day its 100 outside and someone could have stolen it.

Her fucking defense mechanism kicks in and then it starts with a few drops of crocodile tears and she says the following
Her: I hate it when you yell at me am your wife your suppose to treat me better, why didn't you call me and remind me if you had just taken the time to call me and remind me I wouldn't have forgotten. (keep your eyes on this move--->)Yelling at me makes me feel even worse now. (<--- see this shit this is her way of moving the guilt onto me by making me feel like shit for yelling at her but it gets better)
Her (cont) you could have come home and said baby why did you forget, you didn't need to cuss at me.
Me: dont you try that shit on me Mandy you fucked up I asked you all week long and even this morning not to fucking forget.
Her: baby your making me feel like shit right now and it hurts so much am sorry I know I mess up but now your just piling on and making it worse for me.

So its my fault for getting upset. Its my fault for letting her know am upset. Its my fault for making her feel like shit. Somehow in her own twisted women logic its my fault for pointing it out.

Oh yea, this is just par for the course when dealing with women. They will lose their shit at the slightest mistake by you, but they can literally burn the house down and if you get mad, you're the asshole. My wife will get mad at me for getting mad about something, even when she totally wasn't mad before. Which would be fine if she were some zen master calm collected individual... hahaha

Cad · Aug 19, 2016

Is trex really saying they live in downtown portland and make their kid sleep in a closet so that they "don't have to raise them in suburbia" ... loooooooooool

Yes your kids should really live in closets to validate your lifestyle choices. You sound like a great parent. Nothing to see here.

slansin · Aug 19, 2016

How to install a storm door with your wife or significant other. For the purposes of these instructions, you can replace the toddler with a dog (or dogs) if you don't have a toddler of your own.

A significant other's (henceforth abbreviated to SO) statement that she will help install a storm door actually means that when you need her to help lift / hang the thing, she is nowhere to be found. When you find her, she will express annoyance that you actually needed the help you requested of her not 10 minutes previous.
Though you have read the instructions twice and watched a video detailing the installation of your door and she has not, it will not prevent your SO from criticizing everything you are doing, up to and including the order in which the various door parts are to be installed.
When the door is hung on its hinge and you no longer need assistance, your SO will disappear completely and assume that you are now in charge of both finishing the door installation AND watching a very inquisitive toddler. She will not tell you this, however.
Your toddler (who is barefoot) will stealthily creep out onto the porch immediately after you have drilled the holes for the latch assembly... a process that ejects hot, sharp aluminum shavings onto the porch. Your toddler will walk all over these. After dusting off the boy's feet making sure he has no slivers or burns, and cleaning the porch of shavings, you confront your SO about supervision of the toddler. She will exclaim that this is all your fault and you should have been watching the boy better. And if you didn't want to watch the boy while using power tools to install a storm door, you should have said something because she is not a mind-reader.
Your SO purchased a specific latch separately from the door because the latch that came with the door is glossy brass and she hates it. When you notice that her chosen latch requires an additional drilled hole from the door's original latch instructions, she will insinuate that this extra, 5th hole is beyond your skills and that drilling it out will ruin the door forever, and you should just return that latch and use the glossy brass one that she hates. This is a trap. Do not fall for it.
When you drill this extra hole anyway, your SO will have silently relinquished supervision of the toddler yet again, letting him stealth back into new aluminum shavings.
When this entire process takes longer than it should have (her words), she will express further annoyance that it is bath night and Dad usually gives baths, and since he's still working on the door, she has to give the bath and put the boy to bed.
While finishing up the latch install, your SO will return from putting the toddler to bed and exclaim that the latch she chose doesn't match the kick plate (glossy brass again!) and it looks stupid. You state that you don't really care that it doesn't match and that she can spray paint the damned thing if it really bothers her. She makes a flippant, annoyed sound and returns to the interior of the house saying she will do just that.
When the door is finally installed, and you want to take some time to do something like gaming or reading with what little personal wind-down time is left in the day, your SO will ask you to come to bed early with her because she is so tired from helping install the storm door.

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