Prelude to Axanar (2014)

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Wingz

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Title: Prelude to Axanar (2014)

Tagline: It is the year 2245. The Four Years War ends here.

Genre: Science Fiction, War

Director: Christian Gossett

Cast: Gary Graham, Tony Todd, Kate Vernon, Richard Hatch, J.G. Hertzler, Alec Peters

Release: 2014-07-26

Runtime: 21

Plot: Prelude to Axanar is a short film that will give viewers a historical look at the events leading up to the Battle of Axanar, the central event of the film Axanar. The short is a historical look at the battle of Axanar, filmed like a History Channel special. Each character will give a different view of the war with the Klingons leading up to the final confrontation that will be chronicled in Axanar, which will be released later this year. Prelude will tell viewers about the war and what it meant to each side. Figures from both sides will talk about how the war started, how the Klingons were better prepared for war, how Starfleet built their fleet, and how the war was fought from both the Federation and Klingon perspectives. You will hear from Robert April talk about building the Enterprise, Starfleet Admiral Ramirez talk about building the Starfleet, Garth of Izar telling the story of his rise to fame and Kharn, the Klingon Supreme Commander give the Klingon view of the war.

 
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opiate82

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I hope this delivers as promised. Battle of Axanar should make an awesome movie. Plus it would be cool to show JJ Lens Flare how it is done. Plus Saul Tigh.

I know that Star Trek is supposed to be about peace and exploration and what not, but lets face it, the Dominion War is probably the best thing Star Trek ever put out there. How could war with the Klingons not be awesome?
 

spronk

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i dont talk about star trek much anymore in public after a cop friend told me this
Ellen Ladowsky: Pedophilia and Star Trek

The LA Times recently ran a story about the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit, which contained a mind-boggling statistic: of the more than 100 offenders the unit has arrested over the last four years, "all but one" has been "a hard-core Trekkie." Blogger Ernest Miller thought this claim was improbable. "I could go to a science fiction convention," he explained "and be less likely to find that 99+ percent of the attendees were hard-core Trekkies." While there may be quibbling about the exact numbers, the Toronto detectives claim that the connection is undeniable.
 
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Wingz

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i dont talk about star trek much anymore in public after a cop friend told me this
Ellen Ladowsky: Pedophilia and Star Trek

The LA Times recently ran a story about the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit, which contained a mind-boggling statistic: of the more than 100 offenders the unit has arrested over the last four years, "all but one" has been "a hard-core Trekkie." Blogger Ernest Miller thought this claim was improbable. "I could go to a science fiction convention," he explained "and be less likely to find that 99+ percent of the attendees were hard-core Trekkies." While there may be quibbling about the exact numbers, the Toronto detectives claim that the connection is undeniable.
Da fuq?
 

TrollfaceDeux

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i dont talk about star trek much anymore in public after a cop friend told me this
Ellen Ladowsky: Pedophilia and Star Trek

The LA Times recently ran a story about the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit, which contained a mind-boggling statistic: of the more than 100 offenders the unit has arrested over the last four years, "all but one" has been "a hard-core Trekkie." Blogger Ernest Miller thought this claim was improbable. "I could go to a science fiction convention," he explained "and be less likely to find that 99+ percent of the attendees were hard-core Trekkies." While there may be quibbling about the exact numbers, the Toronto detectives claim that the connection is undeniable.
i don't like star trek. phew.
 

etchazz

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i dont talk about star trek much anymore in public after a cop friend told me this
Ellen Ladowsky: Pedophilia and Star Trek

The LA Times recently ran a story about the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit, which contained a mind-boggling statistic: of the more than 100 offenders the unit has arrested over the last four years, "all but one" has been "a hard-core Trekkie." Blogger Ernest Miller thought this claim was improbable. "I could go to a science fiction convention," he explained "and be less likely to find that 99+ percent of the attendees were hard-core Trekkies." While there may be quibbling about the exact numbers, the Toronto detectives claim that the connection is undeniable.
"statistics can be used to prove anything. 51% of all people know that." -homer simpson
 
i dont talk about star trek much anymore in public after a cop friend told me this
Ellen Ladowsky: Pedophilia and Star Trek

The LA Times recently ran a story about the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit, which contained a mind-boggling statistic: of the more than 100 offenders the unit has arrested over the last four years, "all but one" has been "a hard-core Trekkie." Blogger Ernest Miller thought this claim was improbable. "I could go to a science fiction convention," he explained "and be less likely to find that 99+ percent of the attendees were hard-core Trekkies." While there may be quibbling about the exact numbers, the Toronto detectives claim that the connection is undeniable.
all of them were also breathing air, there must be some connection
 

opiate82

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There was a 4 year war between the Klingons and Federation which culminated with the Battle of Axanar. It was the pivotal battle of the war and the tactics used by Garth of Izar (then fleet commander) have since became required reading at the Starfleet Academy. Garth is/was one of Kirk's heros when he came out of the academy.

But basically you should care because there will be fleet of Federations Starships and Klingon Battle Cruisers hurling photon torpedos back and forth at each other. Plus Saul Tigh.

*note: While the Battle of Axanar is mentioned in canon sources, it is never explicitly stated who Starfleet was fighting. The fact that the war was with the Klingons is derived from a non-canon Star Trek role playing game book.
 

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There was a 4 year war between the Klingons and Federation which culminated with the Battle of Axanar. It was the pivotal battle of the war and the tactics used by Garth of Izar (then fleet commander) have since became required reading at the Starfleet Academy. Garth is/was one of Kirk's heros when he came out of the academy.

But basically you should care because there will be fleet of Federations Starships and Klingon Battle Cruisers hurling photon torpedos back and forth at each other. Plus Saul Tigh.

*note: While the Battle of Axanar is mentioned in canon sources, it is never explicitly stated who Starfleet was fighting. The fact that the war was with the Klingons is derived from a non-canon Star Trek role playing game book.
Leave those poor boys alone.
 

Chukzombi

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i like star trek, but im a kirk/spock era fan. you can keep all that passive aggressive picard era shit. the real captain of the enterprise will bomb the fuck out of your ship, right after he fucks all of your women.
 
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etchazz

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i like star trek, but im a kirk/spock era fan. you can keep all that passive aggressive picard era shit. the real captain of the enterprise will bomb the fuck out of your ship, right after he fucks all of your women.
patrick stewart is now the voice of avery bullock. so picard>kirk all day.
 
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