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My main concern in this game is still the circles. H1Z1 has their gas down perfectly. To die to gas you've got to be in REALLY dire straits. At the end it corrals you, but it doesn't just face rape you unless you're a clueless Chinese guy. I think they just need to make it so you can't use...

Maybe no Natalie Portman, but can we get Kat Dennings? In a nice tight outfit, maybe on the slave planet? She doesn't need to talk, but maybe one line if she has to. This looks amazing. I fucking hope it's just nonstop fights.

In high plat/diamond at least, Pharah is a novelty. Outdoor map or map with a lot of cliffs? She's an okay pick. Any other map? She's going to get hitscan countered immediately. The only way to counter THAT is to have enough flankers that hitscan has to split damage between the two tasks.

In college I did that shit all the time. They were massive fucking sandwiches for like 9 dollars, maybe? I'd just put mayo and mustard on them and go to town. Well worth it. Walmart also had some awesome 'hot' sandwiches which were wrapped in like white deli paper and you would buy them and...

You guys think we'll get to see Zombie Hodor's hog this season or what?

Won first Squads because 3/4 of us had snipers and we picked the top of the quarry for 3 gas circles and everyone else got fucked. Sad it's mostly down to circle RNG at the end, but at least we got a win. Also, beware of Church roofs. This IS still pre-release: And yeah I ended up getting...

I think I played like, 9 games duo yesterday. Never won, one game we got 48th team out of 50, every other game we got top 10 teams, usually top 10 players total. I lost a 1 v 1 v 1 at the end yesterday because every person I put 3 AK bullets into had a 3 vest. Unreal. The other deaths were...

I liked this season, the first half more than the second, probably. The best parts I think are Robin and Nate's weird sexual dialogues about sex. Him trying to fingerblast her while driving and the ho-hum handjob in the sperm clinic were great. Not to mention his description of a starfish...

Yeah, still some issues with some shit: (Turn down the volume due to my LOUD NASAL BREATHING and super pissed screaming at the end) AK hit, AK hit, (maybe he uses a full med kit, sure, that's fine, shotgun blast to the body (about 95 damage even with a vest) shotgun blast to the HELMETLESS...

Doc has some of the same feelings about this game I do. Incredibly slow, a lot of rare items are super overpowered, and being a pussy is the name of the game. Of all that I only think they need to tune the item drops (4x need to be as readily available as holo's/red dot's). My only other...

I checked the steam stats. H1 is largely untouched so far in users. PUBG pulls about 80k at it's peak and H1 110k at it's peak and H1 has been around the same level the last two weeks with about 30-40% more players than PUBG and PUBG has leveled off from users. Comparing 2 apps

Pretty mediocre. That's unfortunate.

I had a max block Gladiator with Sunder/Static shock and an aurabot. I was at like 20 APS and if I hit a group with a 'cannot die' boss or totem out of range I would literally freeze my game for double digit seconds. It would happen in Breaches a ton before they removed the 'cannot die' aura...

Had Jersey MIke's at the airport. Got the Italian. Completely underwhelmed. JJ's Italian is better than that thing. They did have fries, though. They were the battered kind which I like, but weren't seasoned or anything.

Don't forget that I guess lady Kari either has telekenetic powers or the last episode was poorly written. When SK jumps from David to Sydney she has fights Ptonomy with her hands rather than TK blasting his ass. Then she takes over Kari/Kerry and TK blasts Melanie with her finger gun. Did SK...

$3.29 for 20 piece McNuggets? Damn. Those were the days.

Play Soldier. Shoot her in the head a lot, wait til she flies near a wall, rocket her. If she has a mercy? Kill mercy first. Then Pharah. If Pharah is focusing you first it means you just need to use cover and Pharah is soft countered as she won't be wrecking your other teammates as much.

The first drop was a group of 4 houses at max distance from the plane mid plane flight. The fact 3 other people landed there was super fucking irking. The 2nd time I did the current 'pro' strat of going to a known car then driving across the map as far as possible to loot in peace. That's...

Delved into solos yesterday because my 2's partner has basically already quit. Here's the sweet, sweet breakdown of the first 3 rounds. Land 1: No weapon, 4 people at the 4 houses in the woods I chose. Death. Land 2: Land near Severny, run to a buggy, a guy punches me on the way, so I'm at...

Where's the stuff that goes IN the sandwich?

"Traditional Greek". Same as before.

Schumer's show had funny bits (probably because there were several writers), her stand up was always "LOL MY VAGINA", but I think she was her funniest when she interviewed people on her show. Like she was actually pretty funny and witty when talking to people but none of that shit translates...

Hm, do I get it for Xbone and never have to worry about cheaters or get it for PC and increase the amount of people I can play with but watch CHINAQQ318484617 wallhack me every 3rd crucible match? Questions, questions.

Just had the "new" greek gyros. It's the exact same as their gyros from a few months ago. You guys are slipping.

I wonder if when David says the stars told him they loved him it was either A: Prof X talking to him or B: his mother is an alien psychic. I'm leaning towards B now.

... you think those are expensive actors? What? How many of you cane rattlers screamed "SJW" at the screen of your retirement home when you saw Crispy was gay with an adopted black son? I felt a sea of triggers hit me like the explosion of Alderan and Obi Wan.

But it's a great way to get minor parasites!

You all should brace yourself for the coming of the Baja Blast Boyz (TM)!

I full Utnayan'd and bought the game because my 2's partner caved first. Still 0 wins for me, but I only play 2's and most of the time cause of death is fights we never got to fight back in or the circle. I think it's the 3rd circle or so that seems to be miscalculated. Summit calls it the...

I'm pretty sure both Logan and 23 have special ligaments normal people don't have that allows their claws to push out.

David's sister said she could call her fiance from a payphone or send him an email..... ...what the fuck. This isn't the late 70's? The ol' fashion misdirect.

Back from Vegas. Didn't get murdered and barely missed Pig Mask robbery. Nice. Aria breafkast/lunch buffet was good, but not super amazing. Not a lot of selection. The Wynne brunch buffet on the weekend was amazing. Well worth the 56 dollars or whatever I had to pay to VIP in front of the...

Looks good. Tom climbing up on the screen to try and look at that naked lady already made me laffle pretty hard. And Crow is trying to stand underneath and look up.

They're stored in her shins like wolverine's claws are stored in his forearm. Now does she have to point her foot straight while using them? I guess. Or maybe they're just putting them in from that angle because it's easier for make believe doctors to do that? Either way, she definitely...

So it looks like: Lucio unchanged, Ana gun nerfed to 60 from 80 but everything else the same, and Winston has his beta shield CD now. Looks pretty good.

I agree with this assessment. They're the same idea implemented in different ways. If their dev team keeps pace on adjustments they've been making it'll easily pass H1 in reliability and popularity fairly soon though.

Here's some of Summit's win videos you were referring to: dubz with shroud - @summit1g and bush baby dubz with shroud - @summit1g Edit: Here's my 2's stats so far this weekend. Awesome they have this data, H1 doesn't track shit outside of solo which I don't even play anymore. You can glean...

Yes. You spend forever looking through houses for a 4x/8x and painkillers and then you're running to the safe zone, watching your back constantly until you're lucky and hear a fight or are unlucky and are dead. Even more of this game is running and looting than it is in H1. H1 allows you to...

Manos Hands of Fate. Also whichever movie had those weird alien bodysnatchers that were claymation or whatever (was probably Bodysnatchers). Mitchell grabbing a 6 pack with his toes during sex is a cinematic highlight.