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You could do a nice wainscoting around the bottom, and integrate it into built in shelving in the wood of your choice. Then have the television mounted above it on drywall. I've seen this very thing done, and it's a nice look.

Is this a description of your afternoon?

Well, the largest problem I see is that you built it sideways.

Try this one

My doctor told me that I taste like vanilla.

Car rooftop carriers.

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I'd love to hear the story behind this

We need some refinement of this theorem. Let's see... Buttstuff = Uhaul Uhaul ?Buttstuff Uhaul + Buttstuff = additional Uhaul Uhaul + Uhaul ? Uhaul Uhaul + Uhaul ? Buttstuff Buttstuff + Buttstuff = Good times Good times ? Uhaul So, we can surmise: Good times + Buttstuff = Uhaul...

That is my exact method of determining if I move or not. Buttstuff = a call to uHaul.

Interesting. She thinks we've yet to hear anything good from you, so I guess we're alike in our posting style.

^ That's an excellent point. Make sure you keep floor drain traps full of water.

Duct tape. Done. Boom. (The kicking will probably stop without enforcing behaviour, but you have to give it some time, and just be consistent.)

Please tell me they didn't say "this game is gonna rock!"

So here's a tasty thing I made that surprised me because it was yummy enough that my kids all had seconds. Wasn't so hard, used seasonal vegetables, and was actually good for you. Had a huge chuck roast, trimmed it, cut it into pieces (like stewing beef). Got a pot hot. Hot like your mom...

The Klingons.

Could be a couple things, but an easy test is to lift the toilet and replace the wax ring. They can dry out and cause slow leaks that will eventually smell like sewage. Another possibility is that there is not sufficient venting, and the water in your toilet's trap is being pulled out just...

Warming dinner:

She does not care for your suggestion, and urges you, at your earliest convenience, to go and fornicate with yourself.

I'm not familiar with vegetable cleavers, this intrigues me... It does appear to be a Chinese technique, and looks pretty versatile, depending on your skill level.

I heard he also has a tiny penis. From a friend.

Congrats Tuco. You're starting a pretty cool part of life. Parenthood is a wonderful thing! My very best wishes to all three of you.

I have a magnetic strip for my knives, and I'm really happy with it. All knives presently visible at all times while working, and extra drawer space.

I brought an exceptional bottle of Scotch to a dinner party last night, and it was 3/4 full when we were done. My wife told me I had to leave it there. Now I have only my slightly less exceptional Scotch to drink.

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I just read the "My New Dating Pool" thread, as I hadn't before, but the things people were saying here made it sound...interesting? J49 wins. Just wow.

Apply electricity to nipples. Doesn't matter whose nipples, just make it happen. Booster cables work if you can take the pinch...

Scalding coffee enema for Tuco.