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par for the course

looking for greener grass in barren pastures lol

Ironically, any game explicitly designed for "open-world" PvP is almost guaranteed to have bad PvP, whereas those in which it wasn't really a consideration (e.g. UO) turned out pretty good.

Show us on the doll where WoW touched you, Grim1. And I hate to break it to you, but trash like Bleh Online and its ilk are just WoW twice removed.

I'd reserve this step for everyone who bought into this dumpster fire knowing in advance that it'd be one.

Guy addresses his wife as "dude" and with a single word reveals more about his character than all the thousands composing all the useless, desperately attention-seeking posts he's made over all the years.

Probably because AR is an even shittier gimmick than VR when it comes to actual games.

So which other servers (besides the one they stole from Elysium) has this team of scumfucks launched?

I actually have recurring nightmares about a scenario like that.

Seems dead wood is the product itself.

I was half-expecting that to be an article about JT and Gordo pushing backers into a volcano in a desperate attempt to unfuck their game.

The grey is what Roberts sees as all the blood in his fat head rushes to his dick when he hears "Check cashed. Check cashed. Check cashed."

Achievements, battlegrounds, instanced dungeons....when you have to shoehorn such unsuitable shit into UO in a bid to keep the game relevant, it really is better off dead.

Yeah, why would anyone who read the books as kids and have any fondness for them be part of the target audience for a movie claiming to be an adaptation of them. Apparently all the other shamelessly nostalgia-fueled media of the last decade or so has been marketed to the wrong people all along!

It's a lot like how someone can misspell a word that doesn't sound the same and is misspelling it by removing a letter.

Much better suited to the missing father narrative though.

"On March 9th, be a warrior. A social justice warrior."

Soft launches, early access, and minimum viable products....this is the limp dick state of an industry that's real practiced at moistening consumers' panties with cheap lines but can't get it up to actually fuck.

1980: "I bet there'll be massive virtual worlds in the future where you can be anyone, do anything, go anywhere: author of your own destiny." 2017:

We're talking about Louis C(uc)K here.

I'll grant the growth and collaborative efforts of the speedrunning community as being a significant factor, but notable releases are such paint-by-number affairs at this point that the games themselves are no longer a variable in the equation.

This fiasco was his warm-up for SC.

edited for you because you asked so nicely

Speedruns already two days post-release lol. What a shit stale genre FPS single-player is.

New Invite a Friend Program These scumbags are now so desperate they've taken a page out of the MLM playbook and are selling 7-day trial keys to conniving players who hope to earn kickbacks from any referred purchases of the full game. Resident forum retard already crying about his <10%...

Yeah, considering Smed's history of backing projects that are better off dead you'd think he'd have personally handled this one too.

Should've been a instead.

It's gotten bad enough that Korn had to come out of hiding to make a damage control post hand-waving away the plummeting population by misapplying metrics and abusing irrelevant math concepts. He even provided stats indicating they've lost over 80% of their launch numbers, but claims that's only...

Can't wait until loot boxes get regulated like gambling and a whole generation of shit games are no longer viable.

Is this all that surprising to anyone when the co-creator himself is a raving autistic faggot?

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Then I'd recommend playing a UO freeshard. I see LoA has been in alpha like 4 years now and for what they're showing it's not impressive.

I think the sad truth is that furries & faggotry is simply the apotheosis of the JRPG. It was just delayed by technological limitations.

Ha, hold your tongue. For being 20 years old, UO looks and plays fine. I'm not granting any concessions to games being made today.

This has the most potential of any game I've yet seen to be the spiritual successor to UO. Unfortunately it looks and plays like ass.