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I haven't watched it yet. If spoiler tags upset you, create another thread specifically for leaked content and have a ball. I don't think I've watched a leaked show/movie since the LOTR EEs. Cut out the Mouth of Sauron? Fuck you, I'm cheating.

The Tower of Frozen Shadow? And now I have flashbacks of sliding around those narrow fucking ice bridges in Velkator's Labrynth.

Oh, the Cersei note from season 1. That seems pretty flimsy on LF's part. Everyone with two brain cells at the time immediately figured out that Sansa wrote that at gunpoint.

So who screenshotted the LF note? Also, why are warhammers horribly underrepresented on TV?

I made peace a long time ago with the fact that many of these characters aren't going to receive satisfying conclusions in both the books and the show (assuming Chubs even finishes the books). The only thing that really stands out to me as a clear drop in quality is the dialogue. I've been...

Of course it's fan fic. Old Tubby barely knows how he's going to end this thing himself, never mind the intervening details.

And keep his bro-penis in his pantaloons. Maybe he'll just donkey punch her to death.

So not real one-on-one combat, which is the point.

Again, she was sparring with a friendly opponent swinging an intentionally dulled practice blade. I'm pretty sure all parties involved were fully aware that in real one-on-one combat between the two, the vast majority of Brienne's time would have been spent casually sewing a merken out of...

Yeah, people normally get ripped in half when sparring with a buddy that's swinging a blunted tourney sword.

Off screen != you have to pause and enhance! to make it out.

I doubt it was him. The show's never saved a worthwhile death for the freezeframe crowd before.

Because now that she's actually evil at last the filthy SJW writers have turned her into a white male. At least that's what an Astro told me.

Obviously Jon whipped up the little White Walker fresco himself before he called Dany in.

Yes, the cave drawings were convenient, but we've now had six seasons of exposition, setup, nuanced plot development and clever dialogue. It's time to get shit moving.

It's a reference to Littlefinger's speech to Varys from a few seasons ago.

I think Arya made my penis move for the first time. Those eyebrows, though. Awkward.

I figured someone would call me an SJW cuck for not pounding my subwoofer directly into my wife's ass, so I'll take it.

Time to exit the interwebs until Sunday night. If I can't watch it in full glorious surround sound and annoy my wife who is trying to fall asleep three floors up as the walls shake, no thank you, Mr. Torrent, sir.

Tywin: "One way or another you will get that girl pregnant." Tyrion: "I will not rape her." Tyrion Lannister, raging SJW.

Wat

Man, whenever I freak out about my age and how fast I got here, I think back to last decade and realize I spent the vast majority of my free time during my 20s playing fucking Everquest. I then proceed to curse the day I decided to listen to my friends and pick up a copy at EB. Then I see a dumb...

Euron also got a lot of backstory in the books via Victarion, who isn't in the show at all. I think the writers had no idea how to properly flesh him out without going into the whole kingsmoot subplot so they just decided to give him the best lines and make him a crazed beast in battle.

I didn't care for the Dany/Jon bit at the beginning, but most of the rest was pretty good.

Jamie didn't believe Tyrion did it before. This isn't the book where Tyrion "admitted" to it to Jamie. Anyway, perfect way for Ollena to go out.

No protracted scene of Grey Worm teabagging Missandei with his phantom ballsack? Gay.

Whoever is writing some of this dialogue needs to be given a direct flight to the Cersei hell prison.

That makes sense, I must have been overthinking it. Her delivery didn't really mesh perfectly with that interpretation, but I'll take it.

It was probably discussed already, but what did Arya say to Nymeria at the end of that scene? That's not you? What was going on there? I was still too busy balling up the tissues from the forty minute Missandei lesbian session to make sense of it.

Other than Prison Tits, did they even have names?

Worst filler I've ever fapped to.

GRRM shot his load with Storm of Swords, which may be the best single modern fantasy novel in existence. I think he realized that himself, which is why he spent 97 years plopping out the next two kinda passable books and is taking a further 97 for the next one. It's all fan service, expensive...

Okay, I'll give them that one... It's time for a foreign invasion! Ugh, maximum rolley....HOLY FUCK.

Hotpie ate ALL the pies. Jesus.

There is nothing specific to unaired episodes in the thread title. If a teaser somehow contained the final 10 minutes of the final episode, Chuck would be completely within the rules in immediately linking seven dumb YouTube videos of irritating blue-haired internet dorks dissecting each frame.

I had attempted (and failed miserably) to rewatch the entire show before the beginning of season 7. I finally just finished up season 2. Despite being dramatically slimmed down from the book, the episode that covers the Battle of Blackwater is easily one of the best overall of the entire...

Yes, clearly there are no reasons for those two opinions to possibly exist concurrently.

Surely we've now hit the point where the people bitching about the people bitching are bitching more than the original bitchers. I don't think anyone here is bothered that he was in it. I think he's actually a good fit...he's an odd looking Brit with a unique voice that lends itself well to the...

I have no problem with a current, non-terrible pop star being given a cameo. It was just done oddly. When he turns to the camera and says "It's new!" with a subtle wink and a sparkle in his eye, for a moment it looked like an SNL parody of Game of Thrones rather than actual Game of Thrones.

I like him fine. It was just oddly done.