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So, frank discussion with her. "You don't like giving head. Pretending to try is worse than not trying (see last night)...So just grind it out instead of licking it once and it turning into some odd fucking crazy fight when I just wanna give you a creampie"

Umm, why did you not just flip her over and start banging her harder than she could take? Fuck, rookies.

How is your chest light enough for your diaphram to move it still?

Umm, tell him to tell her he'll take up blacksmithing, beat the fuck out of white hot metal. It works best if he adds "So I dont have to beat hot white girls"

Truth

Look, I actually like some of what you are saying in these posts. But you're still fucking insane

I think Lumi is fuckin batshit, trust me. But fasting does make sense. Its not a cure all, but giving your system a chance to clear out does seem to make some kinda sense to me.

This x1million Pure DPS needs to do relatively close dps. Thats about as fucking far as balancing needs to go. From there, its "is this motherfucker useful in some goddamn realtively meaningful way?" Thats the only question that matters

I may actually come paladin up this motherfucker soon

As far as I'm concerned, when they stop playing nice you should do the same. You made your reasonable efforts. You now need to own the company.

Fuck 'em, sue 'em

So, yesterday. I end up in a meeting with my old boss, and the VP (who I now report to)..She says phase 2 of my transition into director needs to start happenin'.... Me and my old boss are like "teh fux?" She then explains; I am to promote one of my team to manager, have them hire 2 more...

FUCK charm tables

My 2015 GMC Sierra 1500 is bench seat, rubber floor, single cab work truck So they're still made. i could only assume Ford has something similar. IDGAF about Dodge, they can rot in fuck

I have absolutely zero attachment to this server, but used to love doing creative and fun training on people. someone lend me a level 60 monk, and I will earn you 5kr

The gym can be a GREAT place to get coke

Get hopped up on coke and viagra Fuck her until she can't feel her toes anymore She'll be gud for a couple days

yup

You are correct sir. However, in Velious they patched that UI to add moveable windows to it Then a lil after luclin launched, they gave us the moddable UI

Eh.

This. If you give a generic "wear a baby blue dress!" thats one thing. They can go find a baby blue dress they'll wear a million times, and can pay for it their damn selves. If you're like "This ugly fucking dress hurr? That you'll NEVER wear again? Yeah, that shit" Then you fucking pay for...

WTF? That seems fairly BS, if they're dictating what you wear. We had all the bridesmaids in black, and the groomsmen in white...Dictated so we paid.

You have to pay for your own tux to be in a wedding? I paid for all the bridesmaids/groomsmen/flower girl/ring bearer uniform fucking things when I got married.

Having a BS Job title that alludes to different kinda work is fucking cancer for his resume. "Yeah, I was titled Sanitation engineer, but I coded all day, PROMISE!"

MozyPro is offsite backup software.

Where do YOU work, geographically? Cause I got some bones to pick with your MozyPro bullshit.

I always use discount tire, but tend to just go into the brick and mortar that's pretty convenient. Helps that I used to work there, and haven't paid for mount and balance or road hazard insurance ever.

Daybreak has an agreement with MQ2 devs?

Is it really manipulating the data though? I mean, it reads it in transmission and doesn't change it. Then it takes what it read and goes "oh, here a GUI I made in Visual Basic to track the hacker's IP" ..I may be drinking at work..

The fuck is the problem is taking cash for a raid slot? Thats the kinda RMTing I'm okay with; you aren't selling a fucking item/gold. You're selling a fucking service...unless they didn't let the dudes play their own toon on runs.

Dear lord please let this explode. I pray unto thee, lord, to let this explode into some hilarious drama. I don't give a flying fuck who ends up on the bad end of it, as long as its as funny as a Tucker Maxx story.

I fucking hate you for even bringing this shit up. Ranch dippers with pizza fucking infuriate me. My son does it, no wonder he's gay.

I posted on Monkly

Wait, your wife bitches to her friends instead of you....and you considered this bad?

If you guys didn't raid Friday I'd consider a return tour to be able to raid again.

You serious about levelin some forumbros?

No arguments, but I think thats what the article was getting at. There is good stuff, but the whole is still bullshit and bad because of the lopsidedness

Its not like the meat doesn't have protein, etc....I mean, its there, just far outweighed by the negative stuff.

I dunno. My wife and I spend pretty evenly. but I buy stupid shit a lot. Bills always get paid tho!

See how much income you'd need to buy a home in most California cities