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I laughed so fucking loud at this for about 3 minutes. I’m glad you’re not dead so that you could post it.

@Hateyou

A couple candy corn and a handful of peanuts tastes just like a Payday bar.

Endlings. Oh Jesus my belly. Terrible.

Exactly.

I remember when the Powerball got up to like $500M about 10 years ago and some work buddies and I were daydreaming out loud about what we would do with the money. Buy a summer and winter home, get our friends out of debt, blah blah blah. What about you Mark? With the most sincere and honest...

I like you.

I have a hot friend of mine (stunning girl) that confided in me that about 10 years ago she was a kept woman and "dated" a rich married dude. He would fly her into whatever town he was in, treated her really well and paid for all her shit, rent, etc. She said it was mostly like having a long...

Post of the Year.

The older I get the more emotional I get, no lie. Having my kids, some recent deaths to people I'm close with, it's all given me a changed perspective. Mostly good, but it does tend to make me a bit sentimental about shit.

No cheese.

I'm sorry it doesn't work for you bro and I mean that in the sense that it sucks to lose something that you've been enthusiastic about for a long time. I really like the album. 7empest might be my second least favorite track now after Culling Voices. IMO there are three songs that I listen to...

I guess it's also good for business. Eat on bros!

I eat one McDouble sometimes as a treat. My meals never exceed 500 calories in a sitting and usually closer to 300. But I have a 6 pack and don't have the beetus and I'm 45. Bro's you need to tone it down, I need some peeps to play Pantheon release when I retire in 20 years and you do not...

I sit to pee when I'm at home because it's gonna be a while. Thanks prostate.

Lol my wife said the same thing.

Recommend Metronidazole stat!

I've high centered my vehicle multiple times on garbage geometry. So annoying.

I have front row for Black Keys in November. I'm sure @Zapatta disapproves.

I have jar of Mild Pace Picante in my house because of my wife. My shame is endless.

Oatmeal scotchies even better.

Wrong.

Lol, I guess maybe it’s inappropriate to mention my favorite songs being Ben Orr on lead vocals but Drive is my other favorite Cars’ song. But still written by Ocasek. I don’t like Nickelback or Collective Soul or Train or Spin Doctors.

Loved The Cars. The Cars 10 best songs by Ric Ocasek I can’t believe Let’s Go was written in 1979. I like the night life baby.

Ran into him at a breakfast place in Scottsdale. I had to do a double take because I knew I recognized him but he was very small and I thought to myself, is that him? It was.

Why would a company put a keylogger in a game? What’s the benefit?

You motherfucker lol! Also: I just saw KISS for the first time ever.

@Hateyou

Dude! Fucking awful right?! I mean the need to try shit, I did eat the whole bag 😂

Dude. This carries over into some every day shit too, like, new flavor of M&M's that doesn't even sound good? Must buy. I remember hearing somewhere about the big three words that drive marketing: new, free, sex. Apparently most people are keyed into one of the three and mine would...

People are not wrong to be critical but I’d say as of this very second: Invincible 7empest Pneuma FI Descending Culling Voices Chocolate Chip Trip (which is just a drum solo)

I have been completely enthralled with Invincible. The lyrics, the progression, all of it. I'm getting older and mortality becomes an issue more and more every day, whether my own or of my idols. And this song is just speaking to me. Weapon out and belly in!

Weezer, LCD Soundsystem, Cage the Elephant, Beck (2017 but I just got it), Judah & the Lion, Interpol, The National, Morrissey, Black Keys, Tool. Looking forward to: Pixies, Blink-182 Need to get: Raconteurs

I remember this "game" from back in the day. I remember it seeming more like a social experiment than a game after trying it for a few days. I liked the idea, but the fun factor wasn't there for me. Cool ideas though.

Motherfucker I'm right here. Don't be such a pussy @wolfshead Also: don't take it personal, just doing my job.

They stretch bro. @Hateyou is right, they feel like sweat pants and they’re soft as shit. I am a convert and won’t go back to traditional denim unless you’re actually using them for horseback riding or protection from stickers or something. These aren’t rugged jeans, they’re city jeans.

These would be the "dad" jean, but I like some of the darker washes too. AG Everett Slim Straight Leg Jeans (15 Years Aria) | Nordstrom

Last time I mentioned these I got mocked because they're pricey but IDGAF because I wait until they're on sale and buy them for about $100. They're stretchy and honestly the most comfortable jeans I've ever had, they look good on me, and they're durable. Also, Nordstrom has the best return...