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Not going to overreact to this game considering all the injuries, but Miami struggles to score points with physical defenders throwing off the timing of the offense.The oline is also only serviceable and a strong front 4 makes them look awful. They'll probably need to host the Chargers to get...

How do they not throw a flag on this? Holy fucking shit. It's 8 penalties on Miami and 0 on Philly. https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/lMQkdke9tf

Lol I can't believe they got this commercial approved. Not sure if I laughed because of it or because they actually got it aired.

You know it's not roughing the passer when the former officiating expert won't shill for the call.

Miami can't generate pressure rushing only 4 and Fangio doesn't like to blitz. Fortunate to hold them to a field goal. Lmao and we have 2 starting offensive linemen out. Oof.

Bills destroying Miami both games only to get swept by the Pats and Jets would be the most AFC East thing ever.

Gary! ...I really thought fallout in magic was the dumbest shit and they should have done Elder Scrolls, but I think I'm gonna cave for this one. Haven't bought all commander decks other than 40k.

Make a deck where you roll d20's and not d6's. The House always wins. The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

Only one more primetime Giants game after this, a MNF game and then we're free from having to watch this crap.

Wouldn't surprise me if Miami lays an egg against another top team like they did vs. Buffalo.

The more I think about it the better I think it is to part ways at this point unless the team can show serious improvement by the end of the season. Bill won't want to coach players he didn't pick; he probably can't relate to most players coming out of college in this day and age, and I think...

You'll still probably win the division. Miami can't generate a pass rush without blitzing, and Fangio mostly refuses to blitz. He's married to his defensive system and won't adapt to the players he has, even though his defense was figured out 2 years ago. Miami will continue to look good against...

If Claypool can't win 1 on 1 matchups and get open with Hill and Waddle occupying the best coverage players on defense, I'm not sure he can fit in anywhere. Still have Berrios and Chosen, so I guess Claypool is the best WR4 in the league?

As a casual Heat fan I would laugh my ass off if Miami somehow bounced one of those teams out of the playoffs after running it back with an aging Jimmy Butler and some randos who get hot from 3...again. I don't expect that to be the case, but it's certainly not out of the realm of possibility.

Even if it were possible he could be worse than the Bears, Bill would probably trade back and use those 1st and 2nd round picks to draft a guard, a defensive back, an undersized white WR from a Div III school, and a long snapper.

Giants fans have no need to worry. They're going down to Miami next Sunday to face a Dolphins team that just lost by 4 touchdowns.

They body swapped Mahomes and Wilson. It's the only thing that makes sense.

They really should fire Staley if they lose to this Raiders team. I know it should just say, "They really should fire Staley" but oh well.

I was going to say it has to be fake, but if there's a tiny chance it was real, it would be the Jets doing it.

Miami hasn't won a playoff game in 2 decades. I'm definitely overreacting about the offense in the first 3 weeks, but the division is still Buffalo's until someone else takes it from them. Buffalo is a good team, and has bounced back from losing to a Zach Wilson Jets team. Miami is also good...

You got me. I thought I could hang with the other posters on this board with hilariously bad takes on their team. I have learned my lesson!

Game over I'm turning it off!

Probably 56-49. No punts yet.

Side note: I want to pretend to be a GB fan and write a Wisconsin Senator about the results of the football game and make it look as dead serious as possible, then spread it on social media for laughs, but I don't have the time.

Packers are overdue for this. Going from Favre to Rodgers? That's a paddlin'. I have no rooting interest against Green Bay, but for the sake of universal balance I want to see them get curbstomped by a division rival just once.

EST is the worst US time zone to watch primetime football. It's almost midnight by the time the game ends. I live in CST and the game ending at 10:30 let's me watch a few highlights and do stuff to wind down before bed without becoming a zombie. Mountain time is alright too, but pacific time...

That would be awesome, but the truth is a lot more mundane. He had hip surgery before being drafted and that takes a long time to rehab. The hip issues really hurt the throwing mechanics of a QB that wasn't known for his arm strength already. The other thing is they are really lucky to get...

Not even the Jets deserve this. Also it's a bad troll job because Jets fan have lost all hope this year. Horrible timing. Also this guy trying not to laugh:

I never said he was revolutionizing the game, but there will be some things that will be taken to make offenses better. Obviously when you replace Tua with Cooper Rush in that offensive system, then I will claim a revolution. There's a gap separating KC, SF, and Philly from the other 4 IMO...

After watching Miami for the last 3 weeks I'm feeling this. I was flying back to Dallas last night on Southwest and they have free Dish Network on the plane. I kept swapping between both MNF games and I was bored as hell. I know Miami is going to get slowed down as the season goes on. They...

Broncos should beat the Bears handily. Broncos actually do have an offense. Russ did throw for over 300 yards against Miami, but his receivers fumbled the ball twice while running. Vikings should also handle the Panthers. Maybe not the Vikings, but the Bears are in their own tier of 0-3 bad.

@Denamian you might be able to get out of this contract if there's a morality clause. He hasn't looked good so this is a good thing imo.

There's more opportunity. We still have to play the Jets twice, and also the Panthers and Giants. Both the Giants and Panthers are home games too.

I hope Tua mentions he kept a receipt that Sean Payton said on Cowherd last year that he would be benched for Bridgewater, and not for injury reasons.

Smooth as hell. https://reddit.com/r/nfl/s/iR149mfk4k

I'm really invested in the Chargers-Vikings game despite not being a fan of either team. A tie is quite unlikely, and I'm sure they'll try to outdo each other in terms of screwing up.

I mean, if we're gonna do memes that are correct in the moment but not in general...