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  1. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Ok, sorry to leave you all out in the blue. I have been talking about it so much to every member of my family and friends in real life, and getting so worked up over it, I just haven't had the desire. Here's the update. So, after all the stuff Friday (I'll go into detail on that at the end...
  2. Onoes

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    He hits me because he loves me!
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Ohh my god, who was Pasteton paying then!? Guys, this conspiracy could go all the way to the top! Let's take it to private messages and remove all evidence of this conversation. My thoughts and prayers go out to you and yours. Stay strong Pasteton, we won't let this injustice go unanswered!
  4. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I'm just going to turn my phone off and hug my kids. Fuck this lady so hard.
  5. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Actually talked with her tonight. I can barely fucking type this. I could literally stab her to death. I know this is a stupid thing to write, but holy fuck. My vision keeps making everything all bright, and I'm breathing faster than shit. If she knocked on my door right now I would stab...
  6. Onoes

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Haha, my alarm is set for 2am and I haven't even mentioned it to my wife yet. She has no idea I'm going into mmo mode.
  7. Onoes

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Man, I hope this isn't a "thing" I'm going to have to deal with. While at work this evening, I launched the patcher and downloaded the client. Shut it off probably 5 hours ago. I just got home, and figured I would start it downloading on my home PC. Wouldn't let me log in, said my account...
  8. Onoes

    From Anaheim to Seattle - Travel Advice

    So, in late October I'm taking my family on our very first road trip. I'm 33, my wife is 28, and we have two boys, who will have JUST turned 5 and 3. My plan is to rent a car, drive to California and visit a friend/play in the ocean, then do two days in Disneyland/CA Adventures to start. At...
  9. Onoes

    Filth

    Well that looks fantastic. 30 seconds in I was thinking "Trainspotting?", which is probably my all time favorite movie. I'm sold.
  10. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I know you are saying "wake the fuck up man" like I have just been sitting here twiddling my thumbs, but I've already been to a lawyer. If I take them to court, all they get is a notice in the mail saying "You should be in court this day". They just ignore it and don't go. I have to pay all...
  11. Onoes

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    2am in California, 5am in New York. 8pm sat night in New Zealand. That should be enough info for you to figure out when its up for you.
  12. Onoes

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Good to know! Wait we shall.
  13. Onoes

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    As far as downloading the client.... ? I just get the "Due to ongoing maintenance, this page is currently unavailable. Please try again later." I'm guessing thats what everyone see's, or am I missing something?
  14. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    And yeah, all that shit you hear about a bill of sale and stuff doesn't even matter, because even if you have that in hand, you are looking at 3k in legal fee's to take it to court. Bottom line is, unless you have a title in your hand, never ever do anything close to what I did.
  15. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I don't think I am going to get the attorney involved. I'm still hoping that the title shows up in the mail in the next few days, but seems unlikely. I just don't understand why she is texting me saying it will if it's not going to. I'm waiting this week, and if nothing happens, I'm going...
  16. Onoes

    World's End

    They are doing the trilogy at a few theaters, I may drive up to vegas tomorrow and do that. Neat-o
  17. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I keep checking the mail hoping for the same thing, but it never comes, it never comes.
  18. Onoes

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Little question, does anyone know if mounts scale with character size? I noticed in the benchmark that the lalafells were on little tiny chocobos, which would be a bummer for me.
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    True Blood

    I like how they all move SUPER FAST to join in with the growing horde of Zompires, and then set right into a nice slow shamble towards the giant gathering of people. I mean, you would think if they could move as fast a bullets, they would all just be appearing in the middle of the party...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I've been messing with the Benchmark tool, which also lets you create characters, which is kind of cool. At max settings, in 2560x1600 resolution, I'm scoring 6,500 which is "very good". I tried messing with a bunch of settings but nothing would push that score more than a hundred or so...
  21. Onoes

    True Blood

    Guys, stop trying to make sense of it and just remember... BECAUSE TRUE BLOOD.
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    EQ Never

    So now we play the waiting game. (Dementia is incredibly common in my family)
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    What I meant was, I had pretty much planned on not buying another MMO until I could see what people were saying a couple months after release, but with the combination of positive initial feedback AND a very low price point, I'm giving it a shot. It's pretty rare I pay full price for games...
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    EQ Never

    I sure would love to get back to the measuring another player how by how amazing a person looks. I can't even tell you how many times I chased characters grabbing screenshots in EQ, because "HOLY FUCK that guys sword is on fire!!!?!?!" and "Did that guys helmet have horns on it? WHAAAAA he...
  25. Onoes

    Hex: Shards of Fate TCG - Set 7: Frostheart 6/29/17

    Too bad I'm not a piece of shit or I would use my recently acquired knowledge of the law not giving two shits about peoples money to ROB EVERYONE. /bitterness Sure looking forward to playing this *cough at work cough*
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Well, for $22.50 and all the comments here, its hard to pass up. I'll give it a whirl! Foundhttp://eorzeareborn.com/for general info, andhttp://mirai.guildwork.com/forum/thr...inkbook?page=1linked a couple pages back for more specific. Anything else recommended before I dive in? I hadn't...
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    True Blood

    My wife was surprised Eric didn't have a bigger cock. I told her "Well, he was in the snow, cut him some slack.". She informed me that he wasn't REALLY in the Alps. I told her that even so, if I was that actor, I would open every conversation with "Hi, I'm Alexander Skarsg?rd, you've probably...
  28. Onoes

    Breaking Bad

    My favorite part was walt threatening to kill his lawyer. "I'll send you to Belize." I laughed and said "holy shit" aloud. Saul knows Walt, and even if it didn't sound serious, you know his stomach would have lurched at that.
  29. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    TheTitlemaxguy said that, on her paperwork, she wrote no place of employment and listed her occupation as "Private Dancer", so he assumed she was an escort. It seems to me that escort means prostitute. Making her biker boyfriend potentially her pimp/protection. To be fair, she could be a...
  30. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Seem's like trying to harass a prostitute at her place of work would be a lot of work. Should I just cold call motels with hourly rates? "Hey, is there a blond chick there in her 20's but looks closer to her 40's? Yeah, real worn up looking. Transfer me to her room please. *Ring... Ring*...
  31. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Passiveness? What would you suggest? I debated getting all my friends together and showing up with weapons, but then I remembered that all of my friends play dungeons and dragons, and would show up with historically accurate display sabers and such, and it just didn't seem like it would cause...
  32. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Here's the update. So Thursday was 1 week since she said it was mailed, so I sent a text saying "Hey, I was wondering if you could confirm the address you mailed it to, or let me know if it was mailed late, as I haven't seen it yet. Thanks" No Response Sent the same thing Friday No...
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    Hex: Shards of Fate TCG - Set 7: Frostheart 6/29/17

    Thats what I'm talking about Selix! You get on top of it! Also, yeah, that does look like a lot of fun. I played a new game last night (New to me I mean), called Puzzle Strike that was pretty fun. I was only super bummed out to not get to play MORE, stupid adults wanting to go off and...
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    Hex: Shards of Fate TCG - Set 7: Frostheart 6/29/17

    Yeah, some talk is at the f13 forum, but even that is mostly quiet. I'm sure stuff will blow back up once alpha starts, but there really just hasn't been much to talk about in the last couple of months.
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    Hex: Shards of Fate TCG - Set 7: Frostheart 6/29/17

    How's Gencon going?
  36. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Nope, Just got off the phone, didn't show up in the mail today. So, I got the text saying she mailed it Thursday night, but lets assume that means she plans on mailing it. Maybe she put it in an envelope. If it actually went out Friday you would think it would be here, probably Sat, but maybe...
  37. Onoes

    True Blood

    BECAUSE TRUE BLOOD.
  38. Onoes

    Breaking Bad

    First thing out of my buddies mouth at the very start was "Coughing? id his cancer back?", because he coughs when he walks into his house at the start, right before he see's the Heisenberg graffiti. At the time I went "I'm sure its just dusty or rank in there, looks like its been sealed up a...
  39. Onoes

    Breaking Bad

    I love that I had a friend over to watch tonights episode, and when Hank and Walt are talking in the garage, my friend goes "Man, I love how basically every conversation this episode has been between two people who are both just lying to each other while pretending to be sincere." Right at...
  40. Onoes

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Never really heard of Carmax no, I'll look into it. So, pretty fucking terrible day to weird day. Went to Vegas, went to TitleMax and got both the signed testimony of events from the guys who worked there, then headed to my Lawyers office. Waited in the lobby a half an hour or so and then...